1000 ways to get kicked out of _________

Post #1 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:37:25pm 8.7 years ago

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Can be any store. Think of a way to get kicked out (but don't actually try it)

1. Eat something, then put it back on the shelf without paying for it

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Post #2 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:39:16pm 8.7 years ago

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2. While reading a book in a bookstore, take a picture of every page in a book so you can read your photos instead of buying the book.

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Post #3 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:39:19pm 8.7 years ago

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3. Ride your skateboard inside the store yellin YOLO.

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Post #4 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:40:50pm 8.7 years ago

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4. Hook your phone up to one of the store speakers and play Theme of Dankey Kang, DA LEGEND OF ZORLDO, Jurassic Fark or TOOT TANIC HD...on full volume Laughing Hard

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Post #5 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:41:05pm 8.7 years ago

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5. Breathe heavily into the store clerk's ear.

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Post #6 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:44:43pm 8.7 years ago

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6. Remove pants. Not just yours, go to the pants aisle and remove everything from it

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Post #7 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:45:06pm 8.7 years ago

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7. this will definitely get you kicked out of any store

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Post #8 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:47:00pm 8.7 years ago

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8. Play music so loudly it drowns out the speakers in the store.

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Post #9 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:50:01pm 8.7 years ago

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9. Eat all the free samples. And ask for more or say "I'll come back for more"

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Post #10 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:50:32pm 8.7 years ago

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10. Come to the electronics store or a department store electronics aisle dressed as Alt. Then, find a computer and sing 0/1 Angel to it, implying that you and the computer are...in a relationship. Evil Puppy

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Post #11 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:51:34pm 8.7 years ago

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11. While trying on pants in a dressing room, you accidentally pee in it.

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Post #12 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:52:22pm 8.7 years ago

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12. Scream at a random customer "YOU DID THIS!" and then have a rant on them for a situation of your choice.

Post #13 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:53:26pm 8.7 years ago

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13. Ride a shopping cart around the store... from inside the shopping cart.

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Post #14 · Posted at 2016-08-18 05:58:52pm 8.7 years ago

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14. Throw a childish temper tantrum about the store not having an item, or an item in the store being too expensive.

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Post #15 · Posted at 2016-08-18 06:03:54pm 8.7 years ago

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15. Eat your dinner in the produce aisle of a local supermarket.

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Post #16 · Posted at 2016-08-18 06:06:47pm 8.7 years ago

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16. Better yet, when you're done, eat all the food in the produce aisle. All of it. Bonus points for messy eating, loud smacking noises, etc.

Post #17 · Posted at 2016-08-18 06:12:10pm 8.7 years ago

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17. Have a shopping cart race, minus a point for every item you knock down/every shopping cart you bump into. (you usually get kicked out before you know who won)

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