~Rewind~

Alright then, imagine you have the sole chance of going back in time to when you were about 8 years old and had the ability to tell your younger self one thing without revealing who you are to them.

What would that one thing be?

"You have the weirdest roommates ever in about 12 years"

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"There is a guy called Egoraptor, FRIEND HIM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

Oh and you'll be playing rhythm games and shit"

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e: never mind, that one sucks

"Tell your mother to take you to La Paz every Tuesday. And eat more broccoli."

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Start playing DDR earlier than SuperNOVA 2.

Start looking into scholarships to attend university in Japan.

"One day, you will love the My Little Pony franchise. Wait why are you laughing at me?"

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Focus on your schoolwork so you can get scholarships for college. It's vital. Otherwise, you might not be able to afford going. So try as hard as you can.

1 Word. Derp.

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You are 5 by now, so.....behave.

EDIT: 13-8=5, not 4

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"For the love of god man start wearing boxers, don't spend the next 13yrs of your life wearing tighty whities."

Kill yourself

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"Do exactly everything I did first time. Granted, you'll end up with a £20k debt, a severe case of being over-average intelligence yet under-achieving, and you'll become a huge neurotic, but you get a fiancé and she's pretty damn amazing. Oh, and you can put BSc on the end of your name just to annoy people at dinner parties."

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"When you get a PS2, hold onto it for dear life. Once you get older it will be worth a TON of money."

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Don't get the internet.

Stay in the military. You may not be a big fan of it, but that paycheck is the best way to support your addiction to tiny plastic girls.

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Don't stop playing the piano or drawing, find a way to enjoy them, you'll thank me later.

You will be depressed throughout most of your teenage years, but things will get better.

"Don't broke your playstation. It was expensive thing, you know?"

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