Post #1 · Posted at 2009-08-14 12:24:33am 16.1 years ago
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Need help with some homework? Post in here. Keep in mind that we may not be able to help out with everything, so don't rely on this thread to do all of your homework.
I'll start off:
I'm working on a Microsoft Access assignment and I am instructed to come up with at least 10 imaginary company names, with imaginary contacts of the company, with imaginary numbers and email.
Since those imaginary companies are selling me their products, I'll also need some fake products for those companies. The story is that I'm a coffee shop owner and I need to make a list of my vendors since I recently learned how to use Access.
Company Name
Contact Person
Business Number
email
Company's Product
Brief description of Product
That's all I really need for now.
I'll start off:
I'm working on a Microsoft Access assignment and I am instructed to come up with at least 10 imaginary company names, with imaginary contacts of the company, with imaginary numbers and email.
Since those imaginary companies are selling me their products, I'll also need some fake products for those companies. The story is that I'm a coffee shop owner and I need to make a list of my vendors since I recently learned how to use Access.
Company Name
Contact Person
Business Number
Company's Product
Brief description of Product
That's all I really need for now.
Post #2 · Posted at 2009-08-14 12:31:34am 16.1 years ago
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...GAH! I HAD A FILE ON MY THUMB DRIVE ABOUT THIS BUT I DELETED IT!
Sorry...i may know how to do it though >_>...
Sorry...i may know how to do it though >_>...
Post #3 · Posted at 2009-08-14 01:14:26am 16.1 years ago
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I know how to do it. I just need for people to give me random names.
Post #4 · Posted at 2009-08-14 01:29:21am 16.1 years ago
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Company: Konamee (Not affiliated with Konami, we swear!)
Contact: Naoki Maeda
Business Number: (555) 573-1337
Email: nmaeda@sexyplanet.com
Product: Very expensive arcade machines (may or may not actually work)
Company: Initech Industries
Contact: Bill Lumbergh
Business Number: (555) 123-4567
Email: bill@tpsreports.com
Product: Staplers (particularly red ones)
Contact: Naoki Maeda
Business Number: (555) 573-1337
Email: nmaeda@sexyplanet.com
Product: Very expensive arcade machines (may or may not actually work)
Company: Initech Industries
Contact: Bill Lumbergh
Business Number: (555) 123-4567
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Product: Staplers (particularly red ones)
Post #5 · Posted at 2009-08-14 01:34:12am 16.1 years ago
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Amarillo Area Cheap Ass MEDIA (AACAMEDIA)
Timothy Money
(806) 433-9874
MrTM2@aol.com
DJ Services for the local Amarillo area and the Texas Panhandle.
Would you believe it? I dare you to call that number or look up AACAMEDIA on google.
Timothy Money
(806) 433-9874
MrTM2@aol.com
DJ Services for the local Amarillo area and the Texas Panhandle.
Would you believe it? I dare you to call that number or look up AACAMEDIA on google.
Post #6 · Posted at 2009-08-14 01:34:39am 16.1 years ago
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Company: Betson and Son Inc.
Contact: Gary Wheeler
Business Number: (555)333-0666
Email:GW@BaS.com
Products: Home cooking products. Products that they sell on TV ads.
Contact: Gary Wheeler
Business Number: (555)333-0666
Email:GW@BaS.com
Products: Home cooking products. Products that they sell on TV ads.
Post #7 · Posted at 2009-08-14 04:00:37am 16.1 years ago
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Company: ZKN Technologies
Contact: Howie DeZukin
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Product: Edible Underwear.
Description: Self-explanatory. If you can't figure it out, let me know so I can hit you in the head with a tack hammer. If you're female and can't figure it out, let me know so I can personally give you a demonstration.
Contact: Howie DeZukin
Business Number: 573-6941
Email: h.dezukin@zkn.com
Product: Edible Underwear.
Description: Self-explanatory. If you can't figure it out, let me know so I can hit you in the head with a tack hammer. If you're female and can't figure it out, let me know so I can personally give you a demonstration.
Post #8 · Posted at 2009-08-14 04:06:54am 16.1 years ago
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Email Jenny@blondiegirl.com
Product: Toilet Paper
Description: Something used for bathrooms & cleanups
Contact: Mrs. Q
Business Number: 867-5309
Email Jenny@blondiegirl.com
Product: Toilet Paper
Description: Something used for bathrooms & cleanups
Post #9 · Posted at 2009-08-14 04:07:52am 16.1 years ago
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Company Name: Insomniacs Anonymous
Contact Person: Alex McAwesome
Business Number: (555) 765-9001
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Company's Product: The Mindscrew
Brief description of Product: A highly powerful energy drink. Warning: combination with coffee can cause dangerous effects. You can still try, though.
Contact Person: Alex McAwesome
Business Number: (555) 765-9001
E-mail: youarentsleepingtonight@gmail.co.uk
Company's Product: The Mindscrew
Brief description of Product: A highly powerful energy drink. Warning: combination with coffee can cause dangerous effects. You can still try, though.
Post #10 · Posted at 2009-08-14 07:05:01am 16.1 years ago
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I'm liking these suggestions. Though I don't see my coffee shop as being just a coffee shop anymore.
Fuck you Starbucks! You have competition! :U
Edit: I need a couple more. I want to be an overachiever and use more than 10 "companies"
Fuck you Starbucks! You have competition! :U
Edit: I need a couple more. I want to be an overachiever and use more than 10 "companies"
Post #11 · Posted at 2009-08-14 07:20:05am 16.1 years ago
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Company: Lord Toon Industries
Contact: Lorian Toon
Business Number: (555) 567-8666
E-Mail: Lorian_toon@Mogulmail.com
Product: Largest distributors of real Animated Props and Weaponry.
Contact: Lorian Toon
Business Number: (555) 567-8666
E-Mail: Lorian_toon@Mogulmail.com
Product: Largest distributors of real Animated Props and Weaponry.
Post #12 · Posted at 2009-08-14 07:46:06am 16.1 years ago
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Contact: George Costanza
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Product: Latex (in need of latex salesmen)
Contact: George Costanza
Business Number: (555) 555-5015
Email: killingindependentgeorge@vandelay.com
Product: Latex (in need of latex salesmen)
Post #13 · Posted at 2009-08-14 09:07:56am 16.1 years ago
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Managed to come up with one
Company: Tri-Tech
Contact: Vincent Martin
Business Number: (468) 241-8925
E-mail: info@tri-tech.com
Product: Long range cordless telephone
Description: Has the longest range of all cordless telephones. The range is 200 meters away from base without any obstructions
Company: Tri-Tech
Contact: Vincent Martin
Business Number: (468) 241-8925
E-mail: info@tri-tech.com
Product: Long range cordless telephone
Description: Has the longest range of all cordless telephones. The range is 200 meters away from base without any obstructions
Post #14 · Posted at 2009-08-14 09:18:22am 16.1 years ago
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Company: Dust Money
Contact: Dustia Gonzalez
Business Number: (562) 807-6533
E-mail: digthedust@fossil.com
Product: Fossils
Description: Appraises all manner of dug-up treasures. Can also buy replicas of dinosaurs (not to scale).
Contact: Dustia Gonzalez
Business Number: (562) 807-6533
E-mail: digthedust@fossil.com
Product: Fossils
Description: Appraises all manner of dug-up treasures. Can also buy replicas of dinosaurs (not to scale).
Post #15 · Posted at 2009-08-14 09:37:37am 16.1 years ago
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Product: Explosive tampons.
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Post #16 · Posted at 2009-08-14 09:44:59am 16.1 years ago
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I am taking a human sexuality class this semester. Anyone ever take that?
Post #17 · Posted at 2009-08-14 10:11:25am 16.1 years ago
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Quote: MrTM2
I am taking a human sexuality class this semester. Anyone ever take that?
O.o...never heard of that class, only class that would involve something like that would be Life Management Skills......that is if you are talking high school, because if not, then that's a new class I've never heard of
.Post #18 · Posted at 2009-08-14 03:48:39pm 16.1 years ago
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Quote: MrTM2
I am taking a human sexuality class this semester. Anyone ever take that?
Is there practical?Post #19 · Posted at 2010-05-12 01:16:32am 15.3 years ago
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Bump:
I already have my first presentation for speech class this Thursday. All I have to do is tell a story that's 3-5 minutes long. I already know what to talk about. However, the teacher said that the story doesn't have to be real, so I figured, "why not ask the community for a retarded story for me to tell?"
Here are the rules:
1. Attention getter that's 30-45 seconds long. Teacher said I could use props, act something out, whatever I can do to get the class' short attention span
2. It needs to have a clear plot line.
3. Build to a climax or punchline
4. Make the characters seem real
5. Lesson or moral to end the story.
So let's see what kind of stuff I'm willing to tell the class.
I already have my first presentation for speech class this Thursday. All I have to do is tell a story that's 3-5 minutes long. I already know what to talk about. However, the teacher said that the story doesn't have to be real, so I figured, "why not ask the community for a retarded story for me to tell?"
Here are the rules:
1. Attention getter that's 30-45 seconds long. Teacher said I could use props, act something out, whatever I can do to get the class' short attention span
2. It needs to have a clear plot line.
3. Build to a climax or punchline
4. Make the characters seem real
5. Lesson or moral to end the story.
So let's see what kind of stuff I'm willing to tell the class.
Post #20 · Posted at 2010-05-12 01:19:43am 15.3 years ago
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Dig up one of those "four-word story" threads. Maybe there's some good material in there.