bad speedrun ideas

(i have no idea if this is allowed here, sorry if it isn't)
share your weird speedrun/speedrun category ideas here

i'll go first: theme park speedruns
how these would work is that in an any% someone would need to ride all the attractions, order and eat food from every food vendor, and buy an item from every store
maybe with parks like disneyland, you could also have to take a photo with every mascot, and with universal studios you could also have to complete the story thing in super nintendo world
i guess there would also be categories for speedruning just one area of the park, one during halloween/christmas events, one for only rides, and probably more

AFAIK, some people have done it in Disney Parks. There are some webpages that give instructions on how to maximize the time with less money.

Visiting a Disney Park is a serious business.

I mean, if you ever did that at Thorpe Park it'll be shut before the speedrun ends. Just telling you.
Also you have to choose a smaller theme park or a cheaper one or you'll go bankrupt.

There's an Alpharad video of him speed running a park, I think a Disney one, with a group of people.

Speedrunning losing in Minesweeper

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Speedrunning a burrito.

This is a joke because burrito speedruns exist and are the best speedruns on planet Earth

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The BBC beat the burrito speedrun by like 14 years lol

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B3313 100%.

...no, really.

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my dumbass thought i could speedrun ddr extreme 2's master mode in a day once (it took five or six)

Oh dang, I remember that one taking much more time for me than SN's. I don't think I ever finished it either.

I thought about speedrunning Stellar Master Mode in a weekend, but hard to do as an adult with a job lmao. I'm currently playing one stellar joint per session though. So far all rings around everything up to Red Dolphin. Not sure how doable it'll be at The Last or Pizza Box lmao. I forgot how limiting SMM is with some of those trials not allowing mods(I need speed lol)

Peeling an orange with your bare hands in real life ASAP.

I didn't come up with this idea; the Sonic Adventure DX category extensions on speedrun.com did.

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How about speedrunning (or trying to speedrun) Desert Bus? Seriously. https://www.speedrun.com/penn_and_teller?h=Desert_Bus&x=02qm9vjd

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I find Kirby Mass Attack to be one of the most unspeedrunable games I can think of from what I've played.