ポスト #41 · 2017-10-24 11:56:54pmにポスト 6.6年前
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what's the i had a stroke and said "taste" instead of "difference" difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
one of them tastes like an X scale 19
ポスト #42 · 2017-10-25 12:08:25amにポスト 6.6年前
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I...uh...what? Is that English?
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
What's black, white and starving?
David Bowie's cat.
ポスト #43 · 2017-10-25 01:49:28amにポスト 6.6年前
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Texan, and a Mexican are all on an airplane when the pilot says that only one of them can stay on. So, the Englishman jumps first, saying "God save the Queen!" The Frenchman jumps off next, saying "Vive le France!" Then the Texan throws the Mexican off the plane, saying "Remember the Alamo!"
ポスト #44 · 2017-10-25 02:52:02pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Why did the DDR player curse at the announcer when he got 2 Goods?
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
"GOOD, GOOD! Keep on going!"
ポスト #45 · 2017-10-28 04:42:14pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Mom: Son, the school bus is here.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
Son: Mom, why do I have to take the bus?
Mom: Because all your classmates do.
Son: That's because they live far away. As for us, school's just next door.
ポスト #46 · 2017-10-28 06:23:48pmにポスト 6.6年前
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I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
ポスト #47 · 2017-10-29 06:37:31pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Two guys walk into a bar, knock knock!
ポスト #48 · 2017-10-29 11:36:06pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Quote: _|/-\43D
I'd like to tell a joke about steak, but they're never well done
Honestly, steak jokes are a rare medium well done.ポスト #49 · 2017-11-02 11:52:44pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Why do dancers say "5, 6, 7, 8?"
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
ポスト #50 · 2017-11-05 04:54:15pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Q: What do you call when an offended person wields a firearm?
A: Triggered happy.
A: Triggered happy.
ポスト #51 · 2017-11-05 05:00:05pmにポスト 6.6年前
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My ex used to say she liked her coffee how she liked her men.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have poured it up her arse.
ポスト #52 · 2017-11-05 06:03:40pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Why can't Ray Charles read?
Because he's dead.
Because he's dead.
ポスト #53 · 2017-11-05 06:11:35pmにポスト 6.6年前
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What do you call a black man flying a plane?
The pilot, you fucking racist.
The pilot, you fucking racist.
ポスト #54 · 2017-11-05 07:58:46pmにポスト 6.6年前
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Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
Because they don't meet the koala-fications.
ポスト #55 · 2017-11-05 10:29:16pmにポスト 6.6年前
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How do you turn a cat into a dog? Get some gasoline, light a match, and....WOOF
ポスト #56 · 2018-06-14 05:48:21pmにポスト 6年前
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Before Pvt. Al Klein joined the army, he first had to undergo basic training.
ポスト #57 · 2018-06-14 06:32:49pmにポスト 6年前
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ポスト #58 · 2018-06-14 06:36:08pmにポスト 6年前
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my life
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
GET IT
MY LIFE IS A JOKE
WAHAHAHAHAHA
ポスト #59 · 2018-06-14 06:42:55pmにポスト 6年前
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My entire profile.
ポスト #60 · 2018-06-14 06:44:57pmにポスト 6年前
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Your entire profile? More like your entire existence.
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me
jkjkjkjkjk you're gr8 i'm just busting your chops please don't kill me