Post #41 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 12:02:45am Hace 11.3 años
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An apple a day does keep the dentist away, if you throw it at 'em.
Post #42 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 12:10:26am Hace 11.3 años
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Before heading out on a road trip (60 miles+), ALWAYS check your tires and tire pressure.
Almost died and/or got seriously injured driving from Miami to Tampa one time because of a blown tire.
Almost died and/or got seriously injured driving from Miami to Tampa one time because of a blown tire.
Post #43 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 02:08:15am Hace 11.3 años
Sometimes the best thing to do is to not give a shit.
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An apple a day does keep the dentist away, if you throw it at 'em.
This reminds me. Don't eat apples, gum, or any sticky candy with braces.Post #44 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 02:22:00am Hace 11.3 años
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From the wise words of Bo Burnham:
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
Post #45 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 07:01:52am Hace 11.3 años
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^ I like that...just like eskimos shouldn't carry flamethrowers.
When going fishing, don't leave your poles at home. Else you'll have to use your arms to catch fish
When going fishing, don't leave your poles at home. Else you'll have to use your arms to catch fish
Post #46 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 08:33:37am Hace 11.3 años
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From the wise words of Bo Burnham:
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
"People in glass houses should probably masturbate in the cellar" is the only vaguely funny/witty thing that Jack Whitehall has ever come up with."Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
Post #47 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 08:37:06am Hace 11.3 años
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Nothing does a better job of testing a friendship than a pillow fight to the death.
Post #48 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 08:52:06am Hace 11.3 años
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It's also great when you fill your pillows with bricks or a dead body.
Post #49 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 09:36:40am Hace 11.3 años
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From the wise words of Bo Burnham:
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
But the steam from their sweat would make the glass fog."Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
Post #50 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 03:17:47pm Hace 11.3 años
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Tell the truth especially when it screws you over, so no one will have a reason to doubt you when you need them to believe you.
Not saying they won't still doubt you, but don't give them a reason to...
Not saying they won't still doubt you, but don't give them a reason to...
Post #51 · Publicado en 2013-02-09 08:42:07pm Hace 11.3 años
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Shake it.
Don't break it.
Don't break it.
Post #52 · Publicado en 2013-02-10 03:37:06am Hace 11.3 años
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Luv can't save u.
Post #53 · Publicado en 2013-02-10 03:41:14am Hace 11.3 años
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Do not attempt to hold in a fart. If you need to fart badly in a inappropriate time, at least try to do it softly and silently.
Post #54 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 01:08:31am Hace 11.2 años
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Never eat beans if you have plans on going to church or a friend's house.
Post #55 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 01:10:20am Hace 11.2 años
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If your XBOX gets the red ring, stop attempting to play it. It ain't gonna work.
Post #56 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 01:26:23am Hace 11.2 años
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Don't enter the brony fandom, it only leads to rustled jimmies.
Post #57 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 01:28:00am Hace 11.2 años
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Don't enter the brony fandom, it only leads to rustled jimmies.
Yes.
Never go camping in the winter.
Post #58 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 01:30:39am Hace 11.2 años
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slap on some diapers
Post #59 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 07:51:34am Hace 11.2 años
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Unless you want a nail shoved through your foot, put on some slippers when crossing a room that's being renovated with new carpets.
Post #60 · Publicado en 2013-02-19 08:21:19am Hace 11.2 años
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Never attempt to jump down 3/4 of a flight of stairs with a low ceiling.