Post #41 · Posted at 2013-02-09 12:02:45am 11.2 years ago
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An apple a day does keep the dentist away, if you throw it at 'em.
Post #42 · Posted at 2013-02-09 12:10:26am 11.2 years ago
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Before heading out on a road trip (60 miles+), ALWAYS check your tires and tire pressure.
Almost died and/or got seriously injured driving from Miami to Tampa one time because of a blown tire.
Almost died and/or got seriously injured driving from Miami to Tampa one time because of a blown tire.
Post #43 · Posted at 2013-02-09 02:08:15am 11.2 years ago
Sometimes the best thing to do is to not give a shit.
Quote: Silverhawke
An apple a day does keep the dentist away, if you throw it at 'em.
This reminds me. Don't eat apples, gum, or any sticky candy with braces.Post #44 · Posted at 2013-02-09 02:22:00am 11.2 years ago
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From the wise words of Bo Burnham:
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
Post #45 · Posted at 2013-02-09 07:01:52am 11.2 years ago
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^ I like that...just like eskimos shouldn't carry flamethrowers.
When going fishing, don't leave your poles at home. Else you'll have to use your arms to catch fish
When going fishing, don't leave your poles at home. Else you'll have to use your arms to catch fish
Post #46 · Posted at 2013-02-09 08:33:37am 11.2 years ago
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Quote: xRGTMx
From the wise words of Bo Burnham:
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
"People in glass houses should probably masturbate in the cellar" is the only vaguely funny/witty thing that Jack Whitehall has ever come up with."Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
Post #47 · Posted at 2013-02-09 08:37:06am 11.2 years ago
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Nothing does a better job of testing a friendship than a pillow fight to the death.
Post #48 · Posted at 2013-02-09 08:52:06am 11.2 years ago
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It's also great when you fill your pillows with bricks or a dead body.
Post #49 · Posted at 2013-02-09 09:36:40am 11.2 years ago
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Quote: xRGTMx
From the wise words of Bo Burnham:
"Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
But the steam from their sweat would make the glass fog."Those in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. ...or masturbate in the daytime."
Post #50 · Posted at 2013-02-09 03:17:47pm 11.2 years ago
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Tell the truth especially when it screws you over, so no one will have a reason to doubt you when you need them to believe you.
Not saying they won't still doubt you, but don't give them a reason to...
Not saying they won't still doubt you, but don't give them a reason to...
Post #51 · Posted at 2013-02-09 08:42:07pm 11.2 years ago
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Shake it.
Don't break it.
Don't break it.
Post #52 · Posted at 2013-02-10 03:37:06am 11.2 years ago
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Luv can't save u.
Post #53 · Posted at 2013-02-10 03:41:14am 11.2 years ago
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Do not attempt to hold in a fart. If you need to fart badly in a inappropriate time, at least try to do it softly and silently.
Post #54 · Posted at 2013-02-19 01:08:31am 11.1 years ago
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Never eat beans if you have plans on going to church or a friend's house.
Post #55 · Posted at 2013-02-19 01:10:20am 11.1 years ago
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If your XBOX gets the red ring, stop attempting to play it. It ain't gonna work.
Post #56 · Posted at 2013-02-19 01:26:23am 11.1 years ago
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Don't enter the brony fandom, it only leads to rustled jimmies.
Post #57 · Posted at 2013-02-19 01:28:00am 11.1 years ago
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Quote: AkihiroIIDX
Don't enter the brony fandom, it only leads to rustled jimmies.
Yes.
Never go camping in the winter.
Post #58 · Posted at 2013-02-19 01:30:39am 11.1 years ago
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slap on some diapers
Post #59 · Posted at 2013-02-19 07:51:34am 11.1 years ago
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Unless you want a nail shoved through your foot, put on some slippers when crossing a room that's being renovated with new carpets.
Post #60 · Posted at 2013-02-19 08:21:19am 11.1 years ago
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Never attempt to jump down 3/4 of a flight of stairs with a low ceiling.