The Unwritten Rules of ZIv

I saw this on another forum and thought it would be a good idea here. We all know the standerd rules of ZIv, but what are the unwritten rules of ZIV?

GO!

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Do it! Do it! is a terrible song.

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Everytime Alan enter to chat = server goes down.

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lukeyboysonic is AND will still be one of ZIv's "greatest" member.

Also, NO ONE FOLLOWS THE RULES IN THE CHAT ROOM ;D

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You must always abbreviate "Zenius -I- vanisher" as "Z -I- v" or "Z-I-v". Note punctuation and capitals.

Saying "inb4iamapie" is perfectly acceptable behavior.

Avoid making GET IT?!?'s. Except in certain situations that are expressly green-lighted for this purpose

Don't click on links at work.

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I personally don't like that "unwritten" rule, cause as "abominable" as it might be, I actually like that song... No, that doesn't allow you guys be trigger happy on -5's, AGAIN.

Another unwritten rule: Anime is awesome!

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Tinychat is cruise control for cool. And for acting like idiots.

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Tell that to adh2008 and less of your bloody cheek while we're at it.

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Michael a la mode = GOD

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Pie is a pie. You can eat him as much as you want.

and also

xohshitztonysnotinthisthreadx

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I am so writing the Z-I-v [n] Commandments when this takes off.

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FIXED?

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By [n] I meant [a certain number that depends on how many decent ones go in here].

Anyway:

- Pie is actually Naoki. Trufax. We have proof.
- When the server goes down, it's totally our fault, not because DH's hardware is made out of popsicle sticks and cardboard tubes.
- If kp/Jeff/Tony/beatrix tries to add you on MSN or Facebook, just say no.
- It's Relinquish. For God's sake we've had 2 years now, stop calling it Relinquished.
- Osamu Kubota is basically brilliant.
- SAMSUNG MEANS T0 C0ME

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Meh I would've used X. But that works

Oh I got one I got one!!!

Chewy is and always will be (unless Al says otherwise) a girl!

Aegis loves and will always love Broken Eden, until death do them part.

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- BEATRIX/HAMSAND WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE..... and by that I mean he'll pester people on MSN and make stupid YouTube videos about the "worst ziv members evar".

- If you're a chick and you have pictures, chances are Howie has already fapped to you.

Those are the only two I could think of... dammit.

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Al is King of ZIv, unless he goes away on vacation...


...then EVERYONE IS KING

Also: Orpheous thinks we are all small stuffed animals/action figures for his own demented game show.

And: If you stay here LONG enough, you will get to know the real names of the members that don't usually give their names out.

One more i guess: BETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSONBETSON

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THIS.

Also, the guy to girl ratio must always be 800 to 1.

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Wait what's going on here?

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You are to Never forget

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- If people keep making alt. accounts after being banned, we may have to get Toby the kitten out.

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