The Corrupted Wish Game

You turned it on, it gave you the red light, and then exploded in your face.

I wish I had a husky.

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You get a husky girlfriend. Except, she's like two huskies.

I wish this thread would end.

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It did, but then someone else started a new one.

I wish I had a husky, as in a dog this time.

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Granted, but the pet shop ran out of them.

I wish for a girl who likes me.

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The girl that liked you was really a transvestite.

I wish for a penny.

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Granted. It's a hay penny.

I wish Hanna Montana died.

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Granted, but it was really someone you thought was Hannah Montana.

I wish vacation would be longer.

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Granted, but your parents get drunk, choke on their own puke, die, and you have no ride home.

I wish I could paint.

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Granted, but you only can paint by numbers only

I wish I actually had fire powers

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Granted but you burn your computer down by accident. No more ZiV.

I wish Orpheus was smart to know that 11 multiple accounts is a no no.

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Granted, but he keeps making accounts anyways...

I wish Orpheus/Standintallinfor/Cecil/Rednek/etc.etc./Jon (real name...) would stop coming here because he knows that he'll just get banned again anyways...

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I can't grant that wish.

I wish my user rating was higher.

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Granted but you get banned because it's to high,

I wish I could live in a DDR world.

Granted, but you can't shut the announcer up.

I wish I had a laptop.

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granted but it only has 20MBs on it

Wish ITG3 came out

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Granted but its filled with songs you dont like

Wish I could run fast

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Granted, but you lose control one day and end up crashing into something and badly injuring yourself, thus disabling your running skills.

I wish I wasn't shy anymore.

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OK, but now you're overly outgoing.

I wish I could fly.

Done & Done, but you fly into a airplane

Wish I graduated from high school already

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Granted, but you won't get along with anyone in college.

I wish for no sin in this world.

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