Dance Dance Revolution: The Musical

First of all, the fact that they are mentioning in the description that there are attractive actors and free beer, it shows that this will be an awful musical/play.

Second of all, I wouldn't go watch it even if it were girls barley naked because that's what porn is for.

But porn + DDR would be better than plain porn, wouldn't it?
*insert Sexy Planet FNSMM here*

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Naked girls covered with cereal crops? Um...OK, if it suits you...

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DDR is already pornographic. You just have to know where to look.

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http://kotaku.com/5101784/ddr-the-musical-the-pictures

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wut?

the funny part is, I don't see anything related to DDR in that stage

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It's everything I thought it was going to be, awful.

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I wonder whats worse, DDR: The Musical or YIFF! The Musical

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It ALMOST looks as bad as this...

[youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pVoWD7ARe9s&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pVoWD7ARe9s&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

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Oh Nick please not so quick........E-rotic...
That'll be the movie's base... like you say it would be.

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Yeah, umm... can you say whores?

If someone were to say I'd have to tell them
And also...
Saw that coming from miles away.
Why stop there? I wouldn't care if they even offered free sex to watch. I'd be leaving while shouting out
(because it would make me sick!)

So yeah, this is me abusing the quote mechanism.
P.S. Does anyone have a clue as to what music was included in this embarrassment? And was it even DDR related?

EDIT: Pandemonium X: I had almost forgotten about that near-tragedy. Honestly, had I seen that, I would have abandoned Pokemon long ago. Then again i might have just been able to tolerate it (despite still puking and watching Team Rocket fall off of my favorite bad guys list!)

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Pokemon Live...
Oh mah...Gawd...
I just lost my thought about mankind's stupidity...it walks alone in the wilderness...
No words can describe this embarrassment...

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Wait, so we're judging a musical on pictures?

That's like giving an opinion on the actual DDR by watching a Riverdance DVD.

Of course this was going to be cheesy as hell, you guys. It's based off of a DANCE GAME, set in a POST-APOCALYPTIC FUTURE and features a character named MOONBEAM FUNK. Everyone is dressed like extras from Flashdance and there's a huge offset of drab, dystopian colors and lively, "hope" colors.

If you actually took this musical seriously, you have most likely just been trolled by a musical troupe.

Keep in mind this same musical troupe rarely does anything seriously, one of their previous award-winning works was their parody "children's musical" of Scientology.

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http://kotaku.com/5101784/ddr-the-musical-the-pictures

It's like Hell relocated to 1986.

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My main beef is that is appears to have nothing actually to do with DDR. Once someone can prove me wrong, I will gladly accept this "contribution" to society.

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Hence my pictures comment.


It probably has music from the game, but we don't know yet because there's no videos or analogue recordings of the music.

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It features Disney's Rave songs, and some choreography is based on arrowstomp, and there's a bg vid of macho duck when they dance to that, but otherwise not at all related to DDR.

Still, it was fucking INCREDIBLE and is now SOLD THE FUCK OUT due to word-of-mouth.

I am hoping for and predicting a second run