1,000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of A Store

A very simple game.

Give a reason to get kicked out of a store.

EXAMPLE:

Post 1: Stealing
Post 2: Playing with food

Easy.


Making a Mess

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False bomb threat

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#3- making a slip' n' slide out of the milk in the aisle.

Eating at the store.

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#5 insulting employees

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6. Shouting at random products in the store. (and people if you really want to)

Running around

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8. Hiding in the clothes, stalking employees or customers.

Breaking fragile stuff

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10 - having sex in the store's aisles

11- Bring in a large AC game and ask the cashier for quarters.

12. Bring your pet cat
13. Take all the kitty treats and create a huge trail all across the store for the cat to follow
14. Change the channels on the display TVs to something like FEARnet

#15. Repeatedly press the open/close button on the TV/DVD combi sets. This is tried and tested btw.

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16 - Hide in a clothing rack and when someone passes by to look at the clothes, hold one out and say, "Pick me!"

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#17 - Hide in a wardrobe in IKEA dressed as a lion, and periodically jump out, whilst yelling "WELCOME TO NARNIA!"

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Post only one reason per post, Silver. Thanks.

Walking in the Employee Room.

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19. Fill an IKEA elevator with heavy furniture and leave it there

20. Shop while being black.

21. Whenever someone makes an announcement over the intercom, scream "WHY WON'T THE VOICES GO AWAY?", get on your knees and cry briefly.

which is bullshit but nice one.

Failed attempt to steal money

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