I've backdoored ZIv and am holding ZIv for ransom against Alan

So after the whole strike incident with me and Dolphin before, we're retaliating.

Right now ZIv is backdoored with Corin technology. The ransom is another bottle of Jager and £10.
Maybe some Chinese food too.

This is non-negotiable.

We are legion, we are anonymous... kinda.

hey corin lets try get to 10 pages this time

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Not another shitpost thread.

I don't have to be a Zenius I Vanisher Regular to know that you're probably a troublemaker around here, right?

...but that's besides the point. Here, you want 10 Pounds? Okay. Here's a coupon for free entry to Reginald's Buffet. Eat until you faint.

That's too low a bargain.

Throw in some Skittles and some of Alan's sperm.

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Why do like five people have that Rinon avatar...?

besides that she's a cutie but come on now; Zero is the epitome of cute
not sure if everyone has the heart
what do you mean this is a dumb question? this thread is going to be locked anyway

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What Rinon avatar?

DAMMIT I WAS BUSY ALL DAY. I wish I was here to witness the beginning of this thread!

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Who said it isn't still the beginning?

I did.

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I think not.

Corin's avatar is fanart of Rinon without her visor and armor. Anyway, why am I contributing to this? This is exactly the type of thread I was railing against in this thread.

OH CuzcoBlocko, remember what you said about Bananas?!

I, now, pronounce them 'Nanas!



Aren't I so creative?

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Don't worry DDR Addict, Rwr will take care of it all once he goes online. In the meantime, I'm going to watch this thread coagulate.

This is why ZIv can never have nice things.

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Alan's sperm you say?

I honestly don't know if I should laugh or cry because of this thread.

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Solution;

Oh don't worry, you'll get your bottle of Jager
but it'll be empty, MWAHAHA

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Like accurate SM5 themes? Coughsillybear


LOL, coagulate.