Post #61 · Posted at 2018-06-14 06:52:43pm 5.8 years ago
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I could remember the last thing my friend said before he drowned.
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Post #62 · Posted at 2018-06-14 06:54:22pm 5.8 years ago
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How many Nice Guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and then get mad when it won't screw.
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and then get mad when it won't screw.
Post #63 · Posted at 2018-09-18 09:54:22pm 5.5 years ago
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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, “I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.”
It's funny because the squirrel gets dead!
It's funny because the squirrel gets dead!
Post #64 · Posted at 2018-09-18 10:42:45pm 5.5 years ago
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I think 7 is into vore
Because 7 8 9
Because 7 8 9
Post #65 · Posted at 2018-09-19 12:10:40am 5.5 years ago
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The actor that played Eric Matthews on Boy Meets World opened a hot dog restaurant recently.
It's called Weenie.
It's called Weenie.
Post #66 · Posted at 2018-09-19 01:25:54am 5.5 years ago
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This thread, in and of itself, is the joke.
Post #67 · Posted at 2018-09-19 06:11:16am 5.5 years ago
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No u
Post #68 · Posted at 2018-09-19 06:12:54am 5.5 years ago
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Post #69 · Posted at 2018-09-19 06:46:56am 5.5 years ago
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Post #70 · Posted at 2018-09-19 03:47:37pm 5.5 years ago
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What did the traffic sign say at the intersection where you can't turn your car around?
Quote: PureBlue
No u
Post #71 · Posted at 2018-11-02 05:27:29pm 5.4 years ago
Bump: here's a classic.
Post #72 · Posted at 2018-12-17 03:47:07pm 5.3 years ago
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Why do dancers say "5, 6, 7, 8?"
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Because musicians already took "1, 2, 3, 4."
Post #73 · Posted at 2020-01-23 01:47:21pm 4.2 years ago
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife is dead.
WELCOME BACK, AMERICA!!
Because his wife is dead.
WELCOME BACK, AMERICA!!
Post #74 · Posted at 2020-01-24 04:33:03am 4.2 years ago
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Why is "all together" written separately and "separately" is written all together??
...sorry
...sorry
Post #75 · Posted at 2020-01-24 04:48:57pm 4.2 years ago
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Why did the cow only produce buttermilk?
What else can she give buttermilk?
What else can she give buttermilk?
Post #76 · Posted at 2020-02-05 10:43:06pm 4.2 years ago
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"When is a door not a door?"
Not a joke set-up, but the first line of the rather tasteless eulogy at Jim Morisson's funeral.
Not a joke set-up, but the first line of the rather tasteless eulogy at Jim Morisson's funeral.
Post #77 · Posted at 2020-02-06 01:41:53am 4.2 years ago
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Why should you not live backwards?
Because that would be evil.
Because that would be evil.
Post #78 · Posted at 2020-02-06 02:40:31am 4.2 years ago
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When you're down in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray.
Post #79 · Posted at 2020-02-06 01:34:59pm 4.2 years ago
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Don’t ever forget you’re someone’s reason to smile, because you’re a joke.
Post #80 · Posted at 2020-11-13 08:03:54pm 3.4 years ago
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Some people say they pick their nose.
I was born with mine.
I was born with mine.