Post #1 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 10:30:50pm Hace 6.4 años
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This thread is all about telling jokes.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
Post #2 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 10:38:48pm Hace 6.4 años
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i don't get it
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Post #3 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 10:54:03pm Hace 6.4 años
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i don't get it
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So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
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It's a shih tzu.
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SHIH T - ZU.
Post #4 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 11:08:33pm Hace 6.4 años
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I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.
Post #5 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 12:03:00am Hace 6.4 años
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
Post #6 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 12:15:08am Hace 6.4 años
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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?
Prance Prance Revolution
Prance Prance Revolution
Post #7 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 01:52:53am Hace 6.4 años
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
Post #8 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 02:31:04am Hace 6.4 años
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
/thread.Post #9 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 04:10:23am Hace 6.4 años
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.
Post #10 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 04:42:43am Hace 6.4 años
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Post #11 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 05:17:09am Hace 6.4 años
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how do you get a skeleton to laugh?
Tickle it's funny bone.
Tickle it's funny bone.
Post #12 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 05:51:56am Hace 6.4 años
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So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
Post #13 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 03:02:25pm Hace 6.4 años
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A man one assaulted me using cheese, eggs and yoghurt. How dairy!!!
Post #14 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 07:19:27pm Hace 6.4 años
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
Post #15 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 07:54:17pm Hace 6.4 años
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
Post #16 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 01:17:55am Hace 6.4 años
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.Post #17 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 01:38:14am Hace 6.4 años
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I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
Post #18 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 02:25:55pm Hace 6.4 años
Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Because he got hit by a bus.
Post #19 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 04:37:53pm Hace 6.4 años
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what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?
fucked
fucked
Post #20 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 04:49:40pm Hace 6.4 años
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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
A cloud.