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Post #1 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 10:30:50pm Hace 6.4 años

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This thread is all about telling jokes.

I'll start:

So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
deez nuts

Post #2 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 10:38:48pm Hace 6.4 años

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i don't get it

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Post #3 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 10:54:03pm Hace 6.4 años

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Quote: rapidemboar
i don't get it

Quote: _|/-\43D
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.

Quote: _|/-\43D
It's a shih tzu.

Quote: _|/-\43D
SHIH T - ZU.

Post #4 · Publicado en 2017-10-12 11:08:33pm Hace 6.4 años

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"Blank for now."
I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.

Post #5 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 12:03:00am Hace 6.4 años

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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.

https://i.imgur.com/y9jn7b9.gif

Post #6 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 12:15:08am Hace 6.4 años

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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?

Prance Prance Revolution
deez nuts

Post #7 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 01:52:53am Hace 6.4 años

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"Bump all the forum games!!"
What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.
When you're Cam, you bump threads. It's what you do.
When you want to save 15% or more on car insurance, you switch to Geico. It's what you do.

Post #8 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 02:31:04am Hace 6.4 años

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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.

https://i.imgur.com/y9jn7b9.gif
/thread.

Post #9 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 04:10:23am Hace 6.4 años

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"."
This thread is a joke.

Quote: CamCamtehCamsta
What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.

Post #10 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 04:42:43am Hace 6.4 años

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Post #11 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 05:17:09am Hace 6.4 años

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how do you get a skeleton to laugh?

Tickle it's funny bone.

Post #12 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 05:51:56am Hace 6.4 años

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"[Art by LilyBreez]"

Last updated: 2017-10-13 05:53am
So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.

It was utterly disgusting.

...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.

Post #13 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 03:02:25pm Hace 6.4 años

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A man one assaulted me using cheese, eggs and yoghurt. How dairy!!!
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Thank you so much, Lord Toon!

Post #14 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 07:19:27pm Hace 6.4 años

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
deez nuts

Post #15 · Publicado en 2017-10-13 07:54:17pm Hace 6.4 años

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"

Last updated: 2017-10-13 07:54pm
Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
ZIv Mod Squad: "The Eternal Crybaby"
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We're the Fangirl Sisters~
The Meitu Fangirl & the Alt Fangirl Laughing Hard
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Post #16 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 01:17:55am Hace 6.4 años

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Quote: NewbStepper
Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.

Post #17 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 01:38:14am Hace 6.4 años

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"Crybabies unite~ ♡"
I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
ZIv Mod Squad: "The Eternal Crybaby"
Quote: 01angel
We're the Fangirl Sisters~
The Meitu Fangirl & the Alt Fangirl Laughing Hard
https://imgur.com/knA8DJz.png
Dear Lord Toon, you are simply amazing! Happy

Post #18 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 02:25:55pm Hace 6.4 años

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Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a bus.
http://i.imgur.com/arQKXn5.png

Post #19 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 04:37:53pm Hace 6.4 años

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"that's crazy"
what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?

fucked
How you doin' Lord Toon? Thanks for the banner.
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Post #20 · Publicado en 2017-10-14 04:49:40pm Hace 6.4 años

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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?

A cloud.
deez nuts
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