ポスト #1 · 2017-10-12 10:30:50pmにポスト 6.5年前
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This thread is all about telling jokes.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
ポスト #2 · 2017-10-12 10:38:48pmにポスト 6.5年前
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i don't get it
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
ポスト #3 · 2017-10-12 10:54:03pmにポスト 6.5年前
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i don't get it
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So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
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It's a shih tzu.
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SHIH T - ZU.
ポスト #4 · 2017-10-12 11:08:33pmにポスト 6.5年前
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I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.
ポスト #5 · 2017-10-13 12:03:00amにポスト 6.5年前
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
ポスト #6 · 2017-10-13 12:15:08amにポスト 6.5年前
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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?
Prance Prance Revolution
Prance Prance Revolution
ポスト #7 · 2017-10-13 01:52:53amにポスト 6.5年前
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
ポスト #8 · 2017-10-13 02:31:04amにポスト 6.5年前
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
/thread.ポスト #9 · 2017-10-13 04:10:23amにポスト 6.5年前
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.
ポスト #10 · 2017-10-13 04:42:43amにポスト 6.5年前
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"I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win."//
ポスト #11 · 2017-10-13 05:17:09amにポスト 6.5年前
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how do you get a skeleton to laugh?
Tickle it's funny bone.
Tickle it's funny bone.
ポスト #12 · 2017-10-13 05:51:56amにポスト 6.5年前
So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
ポスト #13 · 2017-10-13 03:02:25pmにポスト 6.5年前
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A man one assaulted me using cheese, eggs and yoghurt. How dairy!!!
ポスト #14 · 2017-10-13 07:19:27pmにポスト 6.5年前
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
ポスト #15 · 2017-10-13 07:54:17pmにポスト 6.5年前
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
ポスト #16 · 2017-10-14 01:17:55amにポスト 6.5年前
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.ポスト #17 · 2017-10-14 01:38:14amにポスト 6.5年前
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I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
ポスト #18 · 2017-10-14 02:25:55pmにポスト 6.5年前
Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Because he got hit by a bus.
ポスト #19 · 2017-10-14 04:37:53pmにポスト 6.5年前
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what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?
fucked
fucked
ポスト #20 · 2017-10-14 04:49:40pmにポスト 6.5年前
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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
A cloud.