Post #1 · Posté à 2017-10-12 10:30:50pm il y a 6.5 années
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This thread is all about telling jokes.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
I'll start:
So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
Post #2 · Posté à 2017-10-12 10:38:48pm il y a 6.5 années
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i don't get it
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Never let your plush Pokémon near flames, or else your Tepig will Pignite into an Emboar.
Post #3 · Posté à 2017-10-12 10:54:03pm il y a 6.5 années
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Quote: rapidemboar
i don't get it
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So, I heard about this zoo with only one animal in it. The animal is a dog. It's a shih tzu.
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It's a shih tzu.
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SHIH T - ZU.
Post #4 · Posté à 2017-10-12 11:08:33pm il y a 6.5 années
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I get the zu part, what's the shih-t... oh.
Post #5 · Posté à 2017-10-13 12:03:00am il y a 6.5 années
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
Post #6 · Posté à 2017-10-13 12:15:08am il y a 6.5 années
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What's a reindeer's favorite video game?
Prance Prance Revolution
Prance Prance Revolution
Post #7 · Posté à 2017-10-13 01:52:53am il y a 6.5 années
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
Post #8 · Posté à 2017-10-13 02:31:04am il y a 6.5 années
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I've got a joke: Konami's business model and general managerial practices.
/thread.Post #9 · Posté à 2017-10-13 04:10:23am il y a 6.5 années
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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
He was looking for Pooh.
This one is so innocent and dumb.
I love it.
Post #10 · Posté à 2017-10-13 04:42:43am il y a 6.5 années
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"I don't care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win."//
Post #11 · Posté à 2017-10-13 05:17:09am il y a 6.5 années
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how do you get a skeleton to laugh?
Tickle it's funny bone.
Tickle it's funny bone.
Post #12 · Posté à 2017-10-13 05:51:56am il y a 6.5 années
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So one time, a butcher accidentally sliced off the left side of a rabbit.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
It was utterly disgusting.
...but I wouldn't worry about it. That bunny's all right now.
Post #13 · Posté à 2017-10-13 03:02:25pm il y a 6.5 années
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A man one assaulted me using cheese, eggs and yoghurt. How dairy!!!
Post #14 · Posté à 2017-10-13 07:19:27pm il y a 6.5 années
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
One's $1.50, the other's under a buck.
Post #15 · Posté à 2017-10-13 07:54:17pm il y a 6.5 années
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
Post #16 · Posté à 2017-10-14 01:17:55am il y a 6.5 années
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Whenever I play BRE∀K DOWN! on DDR, the down arrow stops working.
I tried to play CRASH! the other day but the machine blue screened.Post #17 · Posté à 2017-10-14 01:38:14am il y a 6.5 années
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I actually remember joking about that during one of OMG KON!'s livestreams. The song might as well CRASH! the game.
Post #18 · Posté à 2017-10-14 02:25:55pm il y a 6.5 années
Why did Little Timmy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a bus.
Because he got hit by a bus.
Post #19 · Posté à 2017-10-14 04:37:53pm il y a 6.5 années
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what do you call it when you're in a body of water with no arms or legs?
fucked
fucked
Post #20 · Posté à 2017-10-14 04:49:40pm il y a 6.5 années
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What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
A cloud.