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[Song name] but *insert words that make sense*

08:44:39 · Astroman129: PARANOIA EVOLUTION but every time it says "disco bombing" it gets slower

08:49:14 · AnonyWolf: Silent Hill but every time the bells ring, the song adds more and more reverb

08:53:21 · CuzcoBlocko: WAKA LAKA but everytime an arrow is hit, the background gets faster and faster until the notes are impossible to read.

08:54:25 · Aegis: Konami Originals but ddr is dead


Get the point?
Go go go.

03:46:31 · Sigrev2: Lift You Up but every time the vocalist sings, Sigrev shuts the game off

also thanks for stealing my concept you loser

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e-motion but every time a note is hit, the BPM goes down by 1.

(That's going to cause agony to a lot of arcade machine owners...)

Daisuke but every time Dai sticks his arms out in the video, his dancing and the music get faster

Dazzlin' Darlin but every time "more" is said, a random part of Dai's body is zoomed in on

Flow (Jammin' Ragga Mix) but every flow increases the bass by 5dB and the BPM goes down by 4

RED ZONE but every go increases the BPM by 1

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ZIv but everytime somebody has a Forum Game idea they keep it to themselves.

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LET THEM MOVE but everytime let them move is said, it makes the instruments out of key up to the point where it becomes hell

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Bassdrop Freaks, but everytime a word is spoken, the music stops for 2 seconds
Delta Max, but everytime the BPM changes, the arrows change sequences or dissappear

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DDR A but it's actually good

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•Wow Wow VENUS but sung by kors k so it's Wow Wow BONUS
•Wow Wow VENUS but every "wow wow" said by Wubbzy (remember that dream I had last year? XD)
•DOES NOT COMPUTE but the "Hello dadadadadada..." part has it's "da"s replaced by "打"s from 打打打打打打打打打打
•Speaking of which, 打打打打打打打打打打 but every "打" causes the BPM to increase
•8bit Princess but with ALT ACTUALLY IN ITS VIDEO (|[>n<]|)
•Emera but with the lyrics actually coherent
•Airport Shuttle but with Alt 2.0 singing instead of Aq-oh wait, that's already been done.
•FLOWER but with Flower (smol hippie bb, character of 走れブン！ブン！), as its Pop'n Music character instead of Knit, because yeah
•777, but at 777 BPM
•Second Heaven, but whenever "Somebody scream!" is said, the song gets louder
•Wuv U, but with that fanmade yet official-looking video as its actual video and the Wuv U girls as its Pop'n character
•Flash Back 90's, but with LEDASTRAYTAY in the video fangirling ridiculously hard over kors k

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we are number one but every one is replaced with daisuke

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-Daisuke but every other lyric the video distorts more
-SigSig but every "it's a dream" it gets faster
-Go Beyond!! but every Go Beyond is replaced with an entire reading of the Bee Movie script by Ryu☆ and Sota Fujimori really loud
The one time I'm mentioned in another post and it's about this side of me.

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-MAX. (period) but why do you need konami originals?
-888 but actually scrolling at 888 BPM the whole time
-SABER WING but the background is the TIE Fighter scene from Star Wars Episode 4
-FIRE FIRE but it's being performed by Flyleaf
-Scars of FAUNA but the background is themed after Scars of Mirrodin

...that's all I got.

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CHAOS but every stop is replaced with a random soundbite from TRIP MACHINE

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DROP OUT but everytime a soundbite/ stock vocal sample plays, the BPM shifts to 130

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Zenius -I- vanisher but every time someone makes a stupid post it gets faster

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MENDES but every time he pretends to be cool no one forgets that he's a fucking retard and has proven that with about 600 of his 631 posts before Sows adopted him

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ZIV but every time anonywolf asks for a namechange he gets laughed at

dance dance revolution but its dead

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