Screw up DDR2014's US release

Subjective. SUPREMELY subjective.

and SUPREMELY trollzy!

In all seriousness, DDR 2014 (to me) sucks as it is, with its seemingly monotonous songlist and flashy interface. Not sure how this can be screwed up further legitimately.

But eh. :P

interface is rolled back to 1st mix style with discs and banners

The frame rate will be 1 frames per second. All the characters will be CHIBI with huge eyes and tiny noses. All other will have big boobs and have the same squeaky cutesy voice, oh wait that's the next version that Japan will get, not us.


actually that's good
find another way to screw this up

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192x108 resolution (yes, 192x108, not 1920x1080).

if you touch the bar ("cheat rail") it will swing forward and slam itself downwards on the pad, crushing the player

rather than inputting your weight yourself, the pads are now equipped with a scale. the game will display your weight in large print on the new marquee, which has been upgraded to an LCD screen. in addition, if you are over 300 pounds, MAX 300 will begin to play and all game controls will be disabled until another player begins a game

the bars are now parallel to the floor instead of straight up and down

there are now bars on all sides of the pad

the bar is only for emergencies! if touched, a 911 call will automatically placed

The cabinet ends up not happening to begin with.

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Just kidding.

I have been informed that Dave and Busters' DanceDanceRevolution (2016) cabinets will have some differences in them that will separate them from their Asian counterparts.

First of all, the machine construction will be overhauled. Konami has decided to replace the HD monitors in the cabinets with 29" 4:3 CRT displays, and the cabinet itself will be colored green, akin to the success of DDR Extreme. The emergency bars ("cheat rails") on the cabinet have also been removed.

Second, that game software will be slightly modified. An English translation will be present in the game, as well as additional "American" translations. EXPERT will be renamed to HEAVY, and CHALLENGE will be renamed to ONI. All charts over level 16 will be disabled, with the hardest song being Paranoia Survivor MAX ONI.

Thirdly, the e-AMUSEMENT service will be replaced with local score saving stored on PlayStation 2 memory cards. All scores will be uploadable to an internet ranking service with a code given in the game.

Lastly, there will be a new mode introduced called GROOVE MODE. This mode lets you only play MAX 300 however you are able to change the speed of the song for a harder challenge.

Hm.... have I seen that post somewhere before?...

When you put in a credit, it immediately makes you play "Pluto Relinquish" Doubles on Oni with stealth and .01x speed. If you do not pass Konami will deduct 5.73$ from your bank account for each perfect, marvelous, good, miss, boo, and max combo. If you do pass Konami will deduct a 70 times fee of 573$ for each note and also electrocute you, abduct you, and use you for research to see if you're human.

And then the cabinet gets recalled for shock hazards and bank account theft.

I forgot you have to sign a user agreement that is .001pt font that you agree with the terms.

If it's an online agreement, then no pixels will probably show up, which could be used against Konami; probably more sensible would be to have the terms in a .1 or other similarly sized font.

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The cabinet ends up not being DDR 2014 and it's just a ps2 inside a cabinet.

with the ddr extreme usa disc

yes the joke is that this actually exists :^)

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DS Fusion?

Anyways, how about Dance Dance Revolution: Dance Maniax? All of the iconic Dancemania licenses will be complimented with contemporary Western licesnses, creating a hand-intensive environment that is free for arduous space and sweat requirements?

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What if DDR 2014 does come to the Americas, but only in Canada!

no, the arcade with the ps2 inside :^0

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Why not just make the bar electrified? Haha
Zapped

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Omg where is there a "machine" like this?

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