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Post #701 · Posted at 2018-06-19 06:05:57pm 5.7 years ago

Offline Ben Speirs
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"era {nostril mix}"
I'm just glad that my Dad didn't go over his son in his debut. Bring on Extreme Rules!

Post #702 · Posted at 2018-06-19 07:10:42pm 5.7 years ago

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Last updated: 2018-06-19 07:11pm
THIS JUST IN: http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0619/642017/wwe-announces-release-of-big-cass/

AMAZING!

"It's worth noting that WWE did not wish Cass the best in his future endeavors."

Post #703 · Posted at 2018-06-19 07:16:48pm 5.7 years ago

Offline Ben Speirs
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"era {nostril mix}"
Strange to think that back in their NXT days Carmella was going to be leaps and bounds the most successful, wow.

Post #704 · Posted at 2018-06-19 07:20:36pm 5.7 years ago

Offline Quickman
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"Yuuki Mishima for Tekken"
That's what you get for going against orders from Vince fucking McMahon when everybody knows you're already shit in the ring
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Post #705 · Posted at 2018-07-11 01:14:27pm 5.7 years ago

Offline Oni-91
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Last updated: 2018-07-11 01:14pm
Ahahaha he’s been fucked off!? Amazing.

And yes, Ronda’s performance last night was the making of a legit star. Up there with the best promo of the year. Actually, are there any better promos in 2018?

IT'S NON-EXTREME EXTREME RULES! 2009 WAS MORE EXTREME AND THERE WAS A BASTARD HOG PEN MATCH WITH SANTINA MARELLA IN IT.

CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin:
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley:
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match:
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship:
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship:
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship:
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship:
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship:
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship:
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship:

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?:
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?:
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?:
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?:
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?:
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure):
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?:
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?:
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?:
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?:
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?:
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?:
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?:
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?:
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Post #706 · Posted at 2018-07-11 09:23:21pm 5.7 years ago

Offline hamsand210-final
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Reg. 2015-03-29

"that's crazy"
CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Finn Balor
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Bobby Lashley
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Braun Strowman
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Shinsuke Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: Deleters of Worlds
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Team Hell No
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Carmella
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 12 minutes
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: Yes
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Escape
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: Yes
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 7 minutes
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 2-2, then the match resets to a one on one match
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bray Wyatt on Curtis Axel
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Daniel Bryan on Luke Harper
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Alexa Bliss
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: Yes
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 20 minutes
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 1
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: IC Championship
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: Braun v Owens
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Post #707 · Posted at 2018-07-13 09:02:56am 5.7 years ago

Offline K-Step
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Nintendo Network ID: iamthek3nNintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2869-7360-2796Origin: iamk3nii
CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Finn Bálor
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Roman Reigns
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Braun Strowman
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Oh tough call. Shinsuke, maybe?
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Seth Rollins
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: Deleter of Worlds
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Team Hell No
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: it's going to be Carmella, isn't she?
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 14:00
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: Yes
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Escape
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: Yes
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 7:20
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 2-1
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bray pins Bo
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Daniel pins Rowan
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Alexa Bliss
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: No
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 21:00
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 2
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: WWE
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: Smackdown Womens

Post #708 · Posted at 2018-07-13 02:27:58pm 5.7 years ago

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"meme school"

Last updated: 2018-07-13 02:28pm
CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Baron Corbin
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: why are we doing this match? Roman Reigns
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Kevin Owens
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Jeff Hardy
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Seth Rollins
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: Deleters of Worlds
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Bludgeon Brothers
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Carmella, do you honestly think a japanese wrestler can hold one of Vinnie Mac's prize belts?
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 11:33
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: No, i'm not even entertaining the idea of that.
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Escape
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: no
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 22:51
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 2-1
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bray Wyatt on Bo Dallas
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Luke Harper on Daniel Bryan
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Alexa Bliss
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: No
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 20:18
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 2
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: IC Title
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: Carmella/Asuka feat. Sharkboy

no desire to watch this show
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Post #709 · Posted at 2018-07-15 09:02:40am 5.7 years ago

Offline Oni-91
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"Ambivalent Viennetta"
CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Finn Bálor
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Roman Reigns
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Braun Strowman
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: DoW
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Bludgeon Brothers
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Carmella
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 12'20
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: Course it is.
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Pinfall
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: No.
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 19'30
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 3-2
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Matt on Curtis
S-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: I'm going initially for a DQ, but spreading my bet to say Daniel on Harper.
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Alexa Bliss
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: Yup.
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 17'00
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 1
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: IC
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: S-Women's. Shark cage matches usually don't end up well.
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Post #710 · Posted at 2018-07-15 04:53:28pm 5.7 years ago

Offline Quickman
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Reg. 2013-08-17

"Yuuki Mishima for Tekken"
I placed in the bottom half of MItB. Time to redeem myself.

CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Corbin
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: BOBBY LASHLEY! I'LL BE A SON OF A BITCH!
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Ziggler
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: B-Team (via some luck)
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Team Hell No
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Asuka
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 12:30
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: No
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Escape.
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: No
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 9:30
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 2-1 to Ziggles
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bo gets Matt
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Kane gets Rowan
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Carmella
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: No
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 19:10
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?:
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?:
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?:
Quote: Ty
Why are we booting up a Master System?
Quote: Quick Man
Because God isn't real and if he was he'd hate you.
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Post #711 · Posted at 2018-07-15 08:14:29pm 5.7 years ago

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10,358 Posts
United States
Reg. 2007-04-06

Nintendo Network ID: PandemoniumEJPNintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2916-7192-8116
CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Finn Bálor
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Roman Reigns
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Kevin Owens
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Nakamura
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Seth Rollins
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: DoW
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Bludgeon Bros
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Carmella
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 10:10
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: No
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: escape
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: Yes
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 0:12 (quick roll-up)
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 3-2 (overtime)
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bray on Curtis
S-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Harper pins Kane
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Alexa Bliss
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: Sounds like arrogance, so yes.
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 15:45
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 2
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: IC
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: Roman VS Lashley

Post #712 · Posted at 2018-07-15 09:37:24pm 5.7 years ago

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United Kingdom
Reg. 2007-01-28

It's time for the worst predictions in the history of all predictions. Perhaps ever.

CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Baron Corbin
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Bobby Lashley
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Curse of the MITB briefcase? Kevin Owens!
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Shinsuke Namakura
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Dolph Ziggler
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: Deleters of Worlds
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Bludgeon Brothers
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Carmella
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 9:34
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: No
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Escape
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: Yes
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 12:13
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 3-2
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bray on Axel
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Harper on Kane
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Alexa Bliss
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: Yup
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 18:56
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 2
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: Ziggler - Rollins
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: Carmella - Asuka
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Post #713 · Posted at 2018-07-15 09:49:09pm 5.7 years ago

Offline akio
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United States
Reg. 2010-11-08

CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Big Banter Corbin
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Roman
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Braun
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Nak
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Ziggler
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: B Team
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Bludgeon Brothers
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: Carmella
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: Rusev (please????)

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 17 minutes
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: Yes
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Pinfall
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: Yeah
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 25 min
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 2-0 Ziggler
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bo pins Bray
SD-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Harper pins Kane
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Nia
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: Nah
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 32 minutes
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: 1
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: Iron Man
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: Roman Lashley
Quote: MENDES
The year is 20XX, everyone dances to TAS levels of perfection. because of this matches are solely decided by how little baby powder the individual player uses

Post #714 · Posted at 2018-07-16 03:53:44am 5.7 years ago

Offline hamsand210-final
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United States
Reg. 2015-03-29

"that's crazy"

Last updated: 2018-07-16 03:57am
What's good?! My name is Ham and I like a lot of Jam, and welcome to EXTREME BULLSHIT 2018. This event was full of unexpected surprises! Also starting now, I'm doing ratings out of 7, because Lucky 7s.

Match: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHOHOOOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHEUHUHUHIHIHIHIHI vs. The B Team
Result: The B team actually pulled it off.... What?! I'm more surprised than anything! I'm not even mad LMFAO.
Rating: 5/7; not half bad for an opening match
My Comment: At least the B team's entrance theme sounds badass.

Match: Finn Balor vs. Egg Head
Result: Finn Balor wins
Rating: 5.5/7
My Comment: Both men put up a great match. I lowkey didn't care about the match, but it wasn't a borefest either.

Match: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Result: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rating: -1.5/7
My Comment: I find it hard to believe Asuka lost by getting her head knocked onto a shark cage.

Match: idk if he's jeff hardy, willow, or brother nero vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
Result: Before the match even started, Nakamura touched deez nuts again. The match starts, Nakamura immediately wins in seconds. Randy Orton returns and turns heel stomping Jeff Hardy's nuts.
Rating: 2.5/7
My Comment: better than the smackdown women's championship match

Match: BRRAAAUUUNNN vs. Kevin Owens for the 100th fucking time
Result: Braun Strowman threw Kevin Owens out of the steel cage, through the announcer's table. Kevin Owens won the match, Braun Strowman won the war.
Rating: 4/7
My Comment: this was actually better than i expected it to be

Match: Team Cunt Maybe vs. Bludgeon Bromance
Result: Daniel Bryan and Kane were ambushed backstage an hour before this match began. Daniel Bryan was the only one in the ring during this match, until Kane entered and limped in the ring. OH MY GOD DA COME BACK, WE ARE FEELING THE GOOD ASS VICTORY THAT'S COMING--hahaha psych Bludgeon Bromance still wins.
Rating: 2/7
My Comment: WWE's creative team is fair and balanced.

Match: OOWWAAHH cock fist vs. Booby Lashley
Result: BOOB WINS?! HOLY SHIT VINCE AND KEVIN DUNN MUST BE NAPPING.
Rating: 4.5/7
My Comment: The match wasn't even that bad, despite the fans shitting on it.

Match: Cinnamon Jax vs. Honey Combs Critter
Result: CINNAMON IS THE LOSER MON
Rating: 3.5/7
My Comment: Ronda Rousey interfered but that didn't help Nia Jax at all, and we continue to suffer with the women's reign of terror.

Match: AJ Styles vs. Rusev
Result: ofc styles wins
Rating: 6/7; Great Match.
My Comment: Happy Rusev Day!

Match: Seth Rollins vs. Dolph Ziggler
Result: Draw. After the match, Kurt Angle walked out and said the match will go over time. After that, Drew McIntyre immediately interferes and helps Dolph Ziggler retain the title in the most underwhelming fucking way.
Rating: OVERALL, WITHOUT MY FUCKING ANGER DESTROYING THE RATINGS, I will give it a solid 6/7
My Comment: This was one of those situations where the match was amazing, but the result made me want to ignite my balls. Almost like Johnny Gorgano vs Andrade Cien Almas back in January.

Overall Show Rating: 4.5/7; Hopefully the piece of shit universal champion Brock Lesnar is done with the cactus up his ass and returns to raw tomorrow, or else he's losing the title. If he does return, I'm relying on Booby to take his Universal Championship. If he doesn't return, good fucking riddance I never liked him. And yes, I loved it when Goldberg killed him in seconds back in 2016. 90% of Brock Lesnar's appearances since 2012 has made me want to bash my fucking head through a wall.
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Post #715 · Posted at 2018-07-16 08:21:39am 5.7 years ago

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Extreme Rules ratings? OK. No preshow as ever, I will be updating these as I watch.

Raw Tag Team: I didn't mind this, but I can't really remember it. A bit on the short side, but hey, new champions. I do think they pulled the trigger on this one a bit late, to be honest. I reckon that they're going to be losing the title back at Summerslam, though. Matt and Bray are more money. 2

Finn Bálor vs Baron Corbin: Another nothing match. Bless Finn for trying to make the match worth more than it is, but oh, he is doing it for nothing. He wins by a roll-up. Move on, give them both something bigger for Summerslam, please. 2.25

SmackDown Women's: So much for the Women's Revolution. Awful. Somehow the match went worse than the way I thought it was gonna go. They've thrown away something as exciting and buildable as the streak to instead turn her into an ADHD-addled magpie listlessly staring at dumb shit again. Asuka didn't even get any real offense in on Carmella this time, this was the James Ellsworth Show, which is exactly what you want in a women's title match, eh? No build-up to the chain spot, the spray spot was pretty much whiffed, the bit where Ellsworth was hanging out the cage SHOULD have been funny if the shark cage cam didn't make it insanely obvious that he was wearing a harness. Apparently Asuka can go through a Last Woman Standing match where she's suplexed through a table, get in a fight with Minoru Suzuki, win a Royal Rumble...and can't handle being pushed into a bit of metal. No superkick, no nothing. Can't have Carmella breaking a nail.
I know what they're trying to do here, it's a female Jinder. But with no irony, so I don't know who's supposed to enjoy this. Some smarmy pricks will go "DuH yOU'Re SuppOsEd To HaTE ThEm, ShE'S a hEeL", but this is crap heat. No babyface will get a pop from beating Carmella. She's spent so long being beaten the crap out of that every match is going to have her as a snivelling underdog. Remember when AJ Styles beat Jinder? That didn't elevate AJ Styles. It was just relief from us not having to see Jinder fight Lesnar.
Also Asuka beat the crap out of a James Ellsworth that couldn't hit back. The crowd was dead. Just like Asuka is.
Yeah, fuck this match. At least Asuka got paid. DUD

United States: Four matches in, and the first good match lasts less than 10 seconds. Jesus. I cannot rate this particularly high as this is a storyline, not a match. However, this was a wonderful bit of storytelling. Nakamura actually gets gold, and does it in a supremely bastardly way. I'm not sure I get building his character up with the face paint and all that just to lose in seconds, though. I presume it's an injury? Also, heel Randy Orton appears to be back!? I like that. I like that a lot. Would have liked a bigger statement, like an RKO, but if he is injured I guess you can't do too much to Jeff. OH WAIT, there's a rematch on SmackDown this week, never mind lol 3.5 (as a storyline, 4)

KO vs Strowman: Ooh, I liked this one. Short, sharp, and got through refreshingly a lot in its time. KO went through all the motions, changing from scared, to actually heelish, to overconfident...to dead. Some of the Attitude Era references were really quite good, and although the cage drop through a table is something I've seen before, it doesn't make it any less brutal. Like the Kalisto dumpster match, nobody is going to care that Strowman lost. However, unlike the dumpster match, Kevin Owens actually looked like he had a chance, and you can actually understand why he got thrown through a table....sorta. 3.75

SmackDown Tag Team: Hmm. I'm a bit cold by this. Bryan spending most of the time being caught in a handicap situation, then Kane comes back with a boot on, and the big comeback is...pretty weak. Bryan gets caught in the Doomsday Device and loses. Not sure why they didn't do it to Kane, to be honest. He's being written off with the injury. Workable, I guess. Moves Bryan
onto better pastures, but they very much could have handled this better. Thank Christ Hogan didn't replace Kane. 2

Roman Reigns vs Bobby Lashley: Wow! It's not main event. Wow! LASHLEY WON! Honestly, despite everything going in this turned out to be actually a pretty solid, watchable match. Nothing that's spectacular, but a good hoss match that managed to put both guys over well. No need to beat the traffic here. 3

Raw Women's Championship: The only match which actually fit the name. It was also one of the weaker ones. I do like big schmozzes (I loved the TLC main event last year) but they have to be convincing, and these weapon shots didn't really? The bit where they're throwing all the weaponry into the ring was pretty piss awful. The Rousey appearance naturally saved this match, but seeing her go down to two kendo shots whilst James is able to walk her beating off? No, that's weak. It's too early to make Rousey look beatable. 1.5

WWE Championship: - coming soon - ?

Intercontinental Championship: WOW the crowd are awful. I couldn't watch this. Gonna try again later on mute ?
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Post #716 · Posted at 2018-07-16 02:33:02pm 5.7 years ago

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STAR RATINGS

Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: 2.5
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: 3
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: 3.5
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: N/A (Not enough match to actually rate. Great heeling by Nak, though. And everyone's favourite dad is back.)
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: 3.5
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: 2.5
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: 2
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: -0.5
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: 1.25
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: 4
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Post #717 · Posted at 2018-07-17 12:44:22am 5.7 years ago

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EXTREME RULES 2k18
If you have 10 main card matches, and one of them is an Iron Man match, this naturally shortens everything else on the card. HALF of the main card matches are roughly the same length or shorter than the pre-show tables match. Almost everything feels rushed and the endings to matches feel way too abrupt because they are condensed for time thanks to an Iron Man match on a 10 match card on a show that goes 4 hours.
Coincidentally, the shortest matches on the main card are both women's matches, which has nothing to do with the fact that they were given less time, they would have been terrible if they were given as much time as the men. They're bad matches.

Have a headache, I think I just watched an old WCW show in disguise. Sometimes I get flak for not watching this on the WWE network for $9.99 and then these shows come along and I go "yeah, that's why".

PRE-SHOW
1) Andrade "Cien" Almas vs Sin Cara - 1.75/5 GO WATCH THE SMACKDOWN MATCH
Go rewatch the match they had on Tuesday. Yeah, that's this match right here, only they fucked up, and by they, I mean Sin Cara, who else would I ever be talking about? Sin Cara tried a huracanrana on the apron, pinkie swears he tried his hardest, missed by a mile and bless his heart Almas sold the hell out of it, what a legend.

2) New Day vs Sanity (Tables match) - 2/5 THIS WAS FINE
Sanity looked pretty good here, gave a heck of an effort on a pre-show match, so now i'm worried they'll stay there on PPVs. Eric young fucking destroyed Kofi through a table for the win. Neat stunts all around, that was nice, but overall a so-so match.

MAIN CARD MISHAPS
1) Matt Hardy & Bray Wyatt vs B-Team (Raw Tag Team Championship) - 2/5 THE MOST AVERAGE MATCH OF ALL-TIME
If you strip a tag team match down to the very basics of what usually happens, this is it with even less happening. The Tag Team Championships have been moved to a jobber team on live TV, PPV TV, in a pre-show quality match. This is the most nothing tag team match i've ever seen, and it was for a championship, and the titles changed.

I can't believe there's 9 more matches.

2) Finn Balor vs Baron Corbin - 2.25/5 EXTREMELY BORING
This is just a vanilla singles match. Apparently the story is big dude vs small dude, but the big dude is shit in the ring and the small dude is very good in the ring, he had that club or whatever, don't know if anyone has ever heard about that. This all culminates in a big, slow as shit match where big clumps of nothing happen for eons, by which I mean like 2 minutes. Corbin went for End of Days at the end and Balor turned it into a small package for the win. Sure, I want to move on to the next match as fast as possible too.

3) Carmella vs Asuka (James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage) (Smackdown Women's Championship) - no/no PLEASE WATCH NJPW
This is a WCW match, this is as close as we can get to a Judy Bagwell on a Forklift match in WWE. Matter of fact, this entire show is a re-purposed WCW PPV. Please send Asuka back home to Japan, actually send every Japanese wrestler in WWE and developmental back to Japan. Every single one gets treated like shit when they go up to the main roster, why bother trying to keep them on board if you have nothing to offer?

4) Jeff Hardy vs Shinsuke Nakamura (US Championship) - DUD/5 THERE WAS NO MATCH
Nakamura low blow'd Jeff before the bell, then lands a Kinshasa, pin, 5 second win. That's not enough to judge a fucking title match. Randy Orton came out and stomped Jeff in the balls, I guess he's heel but nobody gives a shit.

5) Braun Strowman vs Kevin Owens (Steel Cage Match) - 3/5
This was really fun. Braun beat the shit out of him for a long time after Owens was trying to get out of the cage repeatedly. Owens finally got a moment of offense going and landed a bunch of superkicks, frog splashes, this fucking guy hits a stone cold stunner. He goes to climb out Braun slams the door on him. Owens pulls out handcuffs from out of nowhere, Braun is stuck and, like a dumb dumb, Owens beats on him instead of running. This angers Braun and he chases him up. They meet at the top of the cage, Braun grabs Owens by the throat, slams him down towards the announce table. So yes, the '98 Foley spot, only it's Kevin Owens and his back is fucked and his head snapped back after he smashed into the table, can we not kill this guy please.

Oh, and Owens won the match. But nobody cares, which is a trend of this entire show.

6) Bludgeon Brothers vs Team Hell No (Smackdown Tag Team Championship) - 2/5 SLEEP TIGHT DANIEL
Apparently Kane had a legit ankle injury, so a match I already figured would already be a wash turned into a fucking murder. Bryan had momentum for a while, put up a real good fight against Rowan and Harper, but started to get beat up pretty good. Kane *tried* to do moves, landed a pair of chokeslams, attempted a tombstone but couldn't do it. Bryan came back in and crowd went nuts cause they figured he would pull off a comeback, but then Rowan landed a spin kick, then Rowan and Harper used a doomsday device on Bryan for the win.

7) Roman Reigns vs Bobby Lashley - 3/5 IT'S NOT THE FINALE
This was a story told in three parts:
part 1: crowd immediately turns on another Roman Reigns match, beachballs are deployed
part 2: crowd starts to notice Lashley has the advantage and this is a good match, really gets into it
part 3: Lashley overpowers Reigns, crowd gets even louder as he is about to win
I had no desire to watch this match and I came out of it very satisfied with how it played out.

side note: Roman Reigns laughed off the B-Team when they invited him to join them in celebrating victories. Mind you, Reigns has lost to everybody for the past million years, and the B-team are world champs. What a dork.

8) Alexa Biss vs Nia Jax (Raw Women's Championship) - 1/5 WCW NEVER DIED
nobody cares

9) AJ Styles vs Rusev (WWE Championship) - 3.75/5 NOT A HAPPY RUSEV DAY
So, I know Rusev was not going to win, I understand. I simply expected a very good match, and I basically got that here. A very nice back and forth where Rusev looked in control for a little bit, AJ took control for a while and pretty much held on, they teased the possibility of Rusev getting a win once and I bought it. This is the best shape Rusev has been in with the company, you can see it in the way he moves in the ring. Styles worked Rusev's legs all match and he sold it well, Rusev could never get the Accolade going. Styles knocked English out of the ring with a sliding kick towards the end, then finished Rusev off with a Phenomenal Forearm. Start to finish this is a solid match, best one on the show.

10) Dolph Ziggler vs Seth Rollins (Intercontinental Championship) - 3/5 TIME'S UP
I want someone to write a book on the dysfunctional relationship between the WWE and the WWE Crowd. I get it, the crowd was very restless during the match and doing countdowns and fake buzzers, but WWE are responsible for that, they took away the timer that everybody wanted in order to keep track of how much longer the match would go on for, even the fucking wrestlers in the ring recognized that was a dumb move. So, Rollins racks up what, 3 pinfalls in a row, and suddenly I realized "oh this is stupid" and then I guess the story was Rollins was tired so Ziggler was able to pick up pinfalls really fast and suddenly it's 4-3. There's a good 10 minutes of this that are fucking nothing, could just skip to the last 5 minutes. Rollins flattened Ziggler towards the end and barely got a pinfall in at the end of the 30 minutes, so now we're tied. Crowd is pissed, Kurt Angle comes out and says we deserve better (no we really don't at this point), so the match restarts (that's the wrong term for this by the way WWE, you wouldn't restart the match, overtime would just start and then the first pinfall/submission decides the winner). Immediately, Drew McIntyre distracts Rollins and Ziggler lands a Zig Zag to get the pin. 15 seconds of overtime. Why would you restart for overtime but not restart after there was interference in the final pinfall after going on about this crowd "deserving better"?

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Post #718 · Posted at 2018-07-17 01:40:40pm 5.7 years ago

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Normal Rules 2018 is done.

CARD PREDICTIONS (WORTH THREE POINTS EACH):
Finn Bálor vs. Baron Corbin: Finn Bálor! With a small package! Because he's smaller! God I'm funny!
Roman Reigns vs. Bobby Lashley: Lashley, somehow. He's not facing Brock at Summerslam, is he?
Kevin Owens vs. Braun Strowman - Steel Cage match: Kevin Owens, despite dying
Jeff Hardy (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura - United States Championship: Nakamura, in seconds. Finally.
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Seth Rollins - Iron Man match for the Intercontinental Championship: Ziggler scores in overtime.
Deleters of Worlds (c) vs. The B-Team - Raw Tag Team Championship: B-Team
Bludgeon Brothers (c) vs. Team Hell No - SmackDown Tag Team Championship: Bludgeon Brothers
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Nia Jax - Extreme Rules match for the Raw Women's Championship: Alexa Bliss
Carmella (c) vs. Asuka - James Ellsworth in a Shark Cage match for the SmackDown Women's Championship: *spits on floor*
AJ Styles (c) vs. Rusev - WWE Championship: AJ Styles dun did it.

SPECIAL PREDICTIONS (WORTH TWO POINTS EACH):
Bálor match: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 8'18. Highflyer gets the points, but outside the bonus.
Reigns match: Will this main event the show?: Nope!?
Cage match: How will the match end, by pinfall or escape?: Escape (we would have also accepted death)
US: Will Nakamura's low blow be a part of the finish?: ...it sort of is, isn't it? It was 75% of the whole match.
IC: How much time will be left when the first fall comes (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: There was 25'26 left on the clock. Akio was only 26 seconds out, everyone else gets nothing.
IC: Predict the final score (1pt for each correct figure): 5-4! Nobody gets shit!
R-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Bo Dallas gets Matt Hardy.
S-Tag: Who gets the pin on who (1pt for each person)?: Luke Harper got Daniel Bryan. Sad soup.
R-Women's: Who will be the first one to use a kendo stick in an attack that connects?: Technically Mickie James. Alexa didn't actually do a real attack considering Nia just grabbed the stick from her.
S-Women's: The spray bottle is gonna be used in the finish, isn't it?: Nope! It was even worse than that!
WWE: How long will the match last (2pts for closest answer, 1pt extra for all within 60sec)?: 15'32. Pandey is the only one to get a bonus, coming within 13 seconds.
WWE: How many Phenomenal Forearms will AJ Styles hit?: Two!
Which match will Bleacher Report give the best grade to?: The steel cage match got an A, as did the WWE match. Wow.
Which match will Bleacher Report give the worst grade to?: S-Women's got a C-, of course. Surprisingly the other women's match got an A-!? Wut?


FINAL SCORES

Highflyer - 37
Pandemonium X - 33
K-Step - 30
Mokou - 29
Akio - 28
Hamsand - 27
Quickman - 27
Oni - 26

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is it a good idea for me to cash in my money in the bank briefcase now?
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