Post #361 · Posted at 2017-01-10 08:35:38pm 7.2 years ago
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Honestly, even I'm starting to get sick of Roman Reigns. I'm a fan of his, but even I am starting to understand that he needs some shit to improve. Maybe a heel turn, maybe take off that stupid vest, maybe stay in the mid-card area until he gains more fans.
Anyways, Quickman, I can give you 10 non WWE wrestlers I like (as of today) but it's not in order....
NOTE: Some of them were formerly in the WWE, but as of today, they're not.
-Broken Matt Hardy
-Drew Galloway
-Eli Drake
-EC3
-Crazzy Steve/Decay
-Jay Lethal
-Kenny Omega
-Cody Rhodes
-Kurt Angle
-Bobby Lashley
Anyways, Quickman, I can give you 10 non WWE wrestlers I like (as of today) but it's not in order....
NOTE: Some of them were formerly in the WWE, but as of today, they're not.
-Broken Matt Hardy
-Drew Galloway
-Eli Drake
-EC3
-Crazzy Steve/Decay
-Jay Lethal
-Kenny Omega
-Cody Rhodes
-Kurt Angle
-Bobby Lashley
Post #362 · Posted at 2017-01-27 03:05:33pm 7.2 years ago
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THE ROGUELIKE RUMBLE WHERE WE HAVE A BUNCH OF MATCHES NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT AND THEN 30 SWEATY MEN RUB EACH OTHER LET'S FUCKIN DO IT
Copy paste all that's in red and fill the fucker in!
MAIN PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH FOUR POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships:
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax:
Team Becky vs Team Alexa:
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship:
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship:
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship:
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship:
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS):
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct:
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points:
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points:
How many championships change hands:
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?:
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?:
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?:
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.):
Most eliminations in the Rumble?:
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?:
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right):
MAIN PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH FOUR POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Surprisingly Entertaining Team vs the Chocolate Biscuit for Fuck You, Demolition Championships: The Club
Still A Face For Some Reason vs Who Gives A Shit: Sasha Banks
Team Ireland vs Team Hair: Team Alexa
YAAAAAAAAY vs BOOOOOOO for Nakamura's Jacket Championship: Kevin Owens
NJPW vs WWE for I've Done This Joke Before Championship: AJ Styles
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO vs Woman With Worst Fanbase for the Hot Potato Championship: Charlotte
It's Adorable, He's Really Trying vs The Man Creative Forgot for the Purple Championship: Neville
El Rumblo (WORTH EIGHT POINTS AND A PACKET OF WALKERS CRISPS, PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOURED): The Undertaker
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: Shawn Michaels, Heath Slater, fuck it, I don't know, Brian Kendrick?
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 26 minutes
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 61 minutes
How many championships change hands: Two
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Owens/Reigns only
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: Does a crowd-surf.
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: No
Which match does the announce table get destroyed in? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): Owens/Reigns
Most eliminations in the Rumble?(Two points for person, another two points for precise number): Strowman gets eight.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Sami Zayn.
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): Sami Zayn and Dean Ambrose.
Copy paste all that's in red and fill the fucker in!
MAIN PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH FOUR POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships:
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax:
Team Becky vs Team Alexa:
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship:
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship:
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship:
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship:
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS):
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct:
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points:
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points:
How many championships change hands:
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?:
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?:
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?:
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.):
Most eliminations in the Rumble?:
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?:
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right):
MAIN PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH FOUR POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Surprisingly Entertaining Team vs the Chocolate Biscuit for Fuck You, Demolition Championships: The Club
Still A Face For Some Reason vs Who Gives A Shit: Sasha Banks
Team Ireland vs Team Hair: Team Alexa
YAAAAAAAAY vs BOOOOOOO for Nakamura's Jacket Championship: Kevin Owens
NJPW vs WWE for I've Done This Joke Before Championship: AJ Styles
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO vs Woman With Worst Fanbase for the Hot Potato Championship: Charlotte
It's Adorable, He's Really Trying vs The Man Creative Forgot for the Purple Championship: Neville
El Rumblo (WORTH EIGHT POINTS AND A PACKET OF WALKERS CRISPS, PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOURED): The Undertaker
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: Shawn Michaels, Heath Slater, fuck it, I don't know, Brian Kendrick?
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 26 minutes
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 61 minutes
How many championships change hands: Two
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Owens/Reigns only
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: Does a crowd-surf.
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: No
Which match does the announce table get destroyed in? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): Owens/Reigns
Most eliminations in the Rumble?(Two points for person, another two points for precise number): Strowman gets eight.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Sami Zayn.
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): Sami Zayn and Dean Ambrose.
Post #363 · Posted at 2017-01-27 03:48:53pm 7.2 years ago
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WORTH EIGHT POINTS AND A PACKET OF WALKERS CRISPS, PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOURED
MAIN PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH FOUR POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships: C&S (they're not going to lose it so soon after ending the New Day's record)
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Sasha Banks
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: Team Becky
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: Reigns
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: Cena (I know we're in Current Era, but 3-0 over Cena? Nah)
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: Charlotte
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: Neville (Cruiserweight Championship is purple. Purple potatoes are purple. Cruiserweight Championship confirmed to be hot potato)
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): Brock Lesnar
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: Kane, Seth Rollins, Samoa Joe
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 18
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 64
How many championships change hands: 3
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Owens/Reigns, Jericho costs Owens
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: Thrown into Big E's arms like a child, he straight-up throws him back in the ring, Woods is also involved in the throw, but he's very much the Art Garfunkel in this situation, pushing his leg and pretending he did most of the work
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: Yeah, Owens turns up, screws CJ
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): Universal
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Braun Strowman, 8 eliminations
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Braun Strowman
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): Sami Zayn, Baron Corbin
Post #364 · Posted at 2017-01-27 07:12:12pm 7.2 years ago
MAIN PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH FOUR POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships: Cesaro and Sheamus, they can't lose it that quickly
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Nia Jax
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: it doesn't even matter umm team alexa
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: This is hard to decide.... probably Kevin Owens, for some odd reason.
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: Cena...and when that happens, they better turn him heel or else a riot will start.
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: Neville please
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): Finn Balor
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: I'm gonna go bold here.... Finn Balor, Samoa Joe, and Tye Dillinger
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: maybe 25 minutes.
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: maybe about 65 minutes.
How many championships change hands: 1, if anything.
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: BOTH
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: He wears a jet pack idk
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: No, there's been a theme of world title match competitors not going in the rumble at all.
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): I'm gonna go bold and say Cena vs Styles...at Spanish announce table rofl
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Goldberg probably, with at least 7 eliminations.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Braun Strowman probably
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): .....I thought Goldberg and Brock Lesnar drew #1 and #2. Am I wrong?
also i will review this PPV after it's over
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships: Cesaro and Sheamus, they can't lose it that quickly
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Nia Jax
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: it doesn't even matter umm team alexa
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: This is hard to decide.... probably Kevin Owens, for some odd reason.
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: Cena...and when that happens, they better turn him heel or else a riot will start.
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: LOLCHARLOTTEWINS
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: Neville please
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): Finn Balor
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: I'm gonna go bold here.... Finn Balor, Samoa Joe, and Tye Dillinger
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: maybe 25 minutes.
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: maybe about 65 minutes.
How many championships change hands: 1, if anything.
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: BOTH
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: He wears a jet pack idk
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: No, there's been a theme of world title match competitors not going in the rumble at all.
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): I'm gonna go bold and say Cena vs Styles...at Spanish announce table rofl
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Goldberg probably, with at least 7 eliminations.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Braun Strowman probably
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): .....I thought Goldberg and Brock Lesnar drew #1 and #2. Am I wrong?
also i will review this PPV after it's over
Post #365 · Posted at 2017-01-27 09:25:20pm 7.2 years ago
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Sure I'll give it a crack.
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships: Draw: I think shenanigans will happen with two refs. Something ike a double countout or a double DQ.
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Nia Jax by DQ. I think they will do a 4-way at Mania between Sasha, Jax, Charlotte, and Bayley.
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: Team Bliss, I want to put her in my pocket.
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: This one is tough because it will help me who wins the rumble and vice versa. I'll go Kevin Owens.
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: AJ Styles wins clean. After words, Cena shakes his hand and shows AJ respect, ending the feud.
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: Charlotte after almost killing Bayley with a bad botch.
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: Neville wins it. I think they need to have a convincing heel champ going into Mania
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): The Undertaker. I think they will do Taker VS Styles at Mania.
BONUS:
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: Finn Balor (comes out at 30), Tye Dillinger (will come out at #10), and Triple H (shows up to screw Seth Rollins, setting up Rollins VS Triple H).
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 22 mins
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 63 mins.
How many championships change hands: 1
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Screwy finish with Owens/Reigns, Styles beats Cena clean.
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: Only thing I could see is Big E catches him and throws him back in? I can't think what else they could do at this point.
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: No, there's been a theme of world title match competitors not going in the rumble at all.
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): The Rumble match.
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Braun Strowman with 10.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Sami Zyne. He'll be #1 and he'll be in the final 4
Who are the starting two? Sami Zyne and Dean Ambrose
Final 4: Taker, Brock Lesnar, Strowman, Zyne. Ends with Taker throwing over Brock with the help of Goldberg.
Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships: Draw: I think shenanigans will happen with two refs. Something ike a double countout or a double DQ.
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Nia Jax by DQ. I think they will do a 4-way at Mania between Sasha, Jax, Charlotte, and Bayley.
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: Team Bliss, I want to put her in my pocket.
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: This one is tough because it will help me who wins the rumble and vice versa. I'll go Kevin Owens.
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: AJ Styles wins clean. After words, Cena shakes his hand and shows AJ respect, ending the feud.
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: Charlotte after almost killing Bayley with a bad botch.
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: Neville wins it. I think they need to have a convincing heel champ going into Mania
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): The Undertaker. I think they will do Taker VS Styles at Mania.
BONUS:
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: Finn Balor (comes out at 30), Tye Dillinger (will come out at #10), and Triple H (shows up to screw Seth Rollins, setting up Rollins VS Triple H).
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 22 mins
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 63 mins.
How many championships change hands: 1
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Screwy finish with Owens/Reigns, Styles beats Cena clean.
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: Only thing I could see is Big E catches him and throws him back in? I can't think what else they could do at this point.
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: No, there's been a theme of world title match competitors not going in the rumble at all.
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): The Rumble match.
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Braun Strowman with 10.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Sami Zyne. He'll be #1 and he'll be in the final 4
Who are the starting two? Sami Zyne and Dean Ambrose
Final 4: Taker, Brock Lesnar, Strowman, Zyne. Ends with Taker throwing over Brock with the help of Goldberg.
Post #366 · Posted at 2017-01-30 04:47:19am 7.2 years ago
Ladies and Gentlemen, I will be reviewing the 30th annual Royal Rumble event aka the 5th annual shitty Royal Rumble event! This review has been brought you by Xanax: the pills that will come useful after wasting time watching this event. REMEMBER THE RUMBLE, FOLKS.
Match: Bayley vs. Charlotte for the Women's Championship
Result: What do you think?
Rating: 9/10, I'll admit Charlotte pulled off the victory all by herself.
My comment: Charlotte is the new Chuck Norris. I sure can't wait for the Universal Championship match which may be near the end of the show right before the Royal Rumble match! *the promo of its match plays right now* ....Nevermind, that match is next.
Match: Roman Reigns vs. Kevin Owens for the Universal Championship, with Chris Jericho hanging above the ring, and from outta nowhere this match is a No Disqualification Match.
Result: As I predicted, someone interfered that Match and helped Kevin Owens win. Kevin Owens is the weakest world champion I've ever seen.
Rating: 7/10
My comment: I hope you're fucking happy.
Match: Who dat bruhster? vs. Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship
Result: Neville wins, thankfully. The Cruiserweight Division is finally important!
Rating: 10/10; both guys put up an epic match!
My comment: This was one of the two match results I liked on this show.
Match: John Cena vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Championship
Result: LOLCENAWINS, but...honestly he deserved this win after all he's done.
Rating: 10/10; both men put up an epic match.
My comment: Well done. This was the other one of the two match results I liked on this show.
Match: Royal Rumble Match!
Details: I'm going to code this....
Result: Sami Zayn didn't win, Braun Strowman didn't win, Bray Wyatt didn't win, Roman Reigns didn't win, the Undertaker didn't win, Goldberg didn't win, Apollo Crews didn't win, Baron Corbin didn't win. Randy Orton did.
Rating: There were no triumphant returns, and those are honestly the best parts of Royal Rumble Matches! The guys I liked were treated like retarded jobbers! Entries were wasted on jokes! WWE, KNOWING WHAT THE FANS HATE SEEING, HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT ROMAN REIGNS AS #30. RANDY ORTON, OF ALL PEOPLE, WON THIS MATCH. INB4 HE FIGHTS JOHN CENA, AGAIN, AND AT WRESTLEMANIA!!! Kill yourself, Triple H. The rating of this match is -31521435141351 / 10
My comment: I'm gonna "Remember the Rumble" alright. I'm gonna Remember this as the 5th bad Royal Rumble Match in a fucking row.
Overall rating: Still better than Summerslam 2016. I wanted to kill myself after that match between Orton and Lesnar happened. 3/10 I guess.
Match: Bayley vs. Charlotte for the Women's Championship
Result: What do you think?
Rating: 9/10, I'll admit Charlotte pulled off the victory all by herself.
My comment: Charlotte is the new Chuck Norris. I sure can't wait for the Universal Championship match which may be near the end of the show right before the Royal Rumble match! *the promo of its match plays right now* ....Nevermind, that match is next.
Match: Roman Reigns vs. Kevin Owens for the Universal Championship, with Chris Jericho hanging above the ring, and from outta nowhere this match is a No Disqualification Match.
Result: As I predicted, someone interfered that Match and helped Kevin Owens win. Kevin Owens is the weakest world champion I've ever seen.
Rating: 7/10
My comment: I hope you're fucking happy.
Match: Who dat bruhster? vs. Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship
Result: Neville wins, thankfully. The Cruiserweight Division is finally important!
Rating: 10/10; both guys put up an epic match!
My comment: This was one of the two match results I liked on this show.
Match: John Cena vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Championship
Result: LOLCENAWINS, but...honestly he deserved this win after all he's done.
Rating: 10/10; both men put up an epic match.
My comment: Well done. This was the other one of the two match results I liked on this show.
Match: Royal Rumble Match!
Details: I'm going to code this....
#1: Colin Cassidy
Great wrestler. I hope he doesn't get eliminated so fast--oh of course Braun Strowman is on that bullshit like usual and takes him out of the match early.
#2: Chris Jericho
Hey look, the reason why RAW < Smackdown has entered as #2!
#3: Kalisto, instead of Shelton Benjamin
Wasted Entry Count: 1
#4: Mojo Rawley, instead of Kenny Omega
Wasted Entry Count: 2
#5: Jack Gallagher
Okay, I actually like this guy, but this wasn't a surprise entry. I'm that guy who considers surprise entries those returns. Entry #6 was totally a surprise entry. It was totally an exciting triumphant return. Ladies and gentlemen, Entry #6 was...
#6: Mark Henry
O MAH GAWD. I thought Edge's 2010 return and John Cena's 2008 return was amazing. GOSH, wasn't this return so exciting?! .....NO, IT WASN'T. FUCK OFF.
#7: Braun Strowman
He eliminates every single guy in the ring. He's totally not annoying, and I totally didn't take a Xanax at this point.
#8: Sami Zayn
Sami Zayn still has yet to learn that he simply can't fucking beat Strowman.
#9: Big Show
Braun Strowman pretty much fucking beats him down and eliminates him.
#10: Tye Dillinger
This was totally a surprise entry! ...only for those who never watches NXT.
#11: James Ellsworth
I KNEW this fucking joke would enter the Royal Rumble Match! Wasted Entry Count: 3
#12: Dean Ambrose
He pretends he's joining James Ellsworth in the ring, but Ambrose instead stays out as Ellsworth runs in and immediately gets thrown out by Strowman. That's the only important thing Ambrose has done in this match.
#13: Baron Corbin
He was my favorite to win this Royal Rumble match. (NOTE: JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T GUESS HE WAS WINNING, DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T ROOT FOR HIM.)
#14: Kofi Kingston
The only tolerable New Day member.
#15: The Miz
I fucking hate this bitch. Wasted Entry Count: 4
#16: Sheamus
Ladies and gentlemen, I give this guy kudos. He eliminated the whole New Day. THANK YOU SHEAMUS.
#17: Big E Langston
According to Vince McMahon, if his skin color was any brighter, he'd be granted a world title match.
#18: Rusev
This was the point of the match where I thought to myself "Where are the surprise returns? Why isn't Brock Lesnar or Goldberg or Undertaker in this match yet?"
#19: Cesaro
Just as I predicted, Cesaro and Sheamus starts arguing again.
#20: Xavier Woods
Wasted Entry Count: 5
#21: Bray Wyatt
Another favorite pick of mine.
#22: Apollo Crews
I'm so fucking happy he entered the match, even though he got eliminated one too quickly. I can't wait for this guy to get a push, if Vince McMahon ever stops being fucking racist.
#23: Randy Orton
...I'm going to shut up until I get to the result/rating/comment of this match.
#24: Dolph Ziggler, instead of CM Punk
Wasted Entry Count: 6
#25: Luke Harper
Luke Harper turns face and beats down Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. That was the only important thing he did in this match.
#26: Bork Lazer
Brock Lesnar finally enters the ring and fucks everybody up. LMAO he's a salty cunt just because he can't beat Goldberg.
#27: Enzo Amore
this is bad
#28: Goldberg
LMFAO he immediately spears Brock Lesnar and throws him out. That cheered me the fuck up, IDGAF.
#29: The Undertaker
I find it really hilarious that the Undertaker, at his age and body condition, still thinks he has super powers and super strength and we all know he fucking doesn't.
#30: Instead of Finn Balor, Samoa Joe, Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, or any big return, it's Roman Fucking Reigns.
For once, I am annoyed and will consider this Reigns appearance "shoved down my throat" and I took a 2nd Xanax after this moment. Holy fucking shit this Rumble Match was just.... *sigh* I'll shut up right now because I will also get to this at the result/rating/comment part. I WILL say this though; Wasted Entry Count: 7
Great wrestler. I hope he doesn't get eliminated so fast--oh of course Braun Strowman is on that bullshit like usual and takes him out of the match early.
#2: Chris Jericho
Hey look, the reason why RAW < Smackdown has entered as #2!
#3: Kalisto, instead of Shelton Benjamin
Wasted Entry Count: 1
#4: Mojo Rawley, instead of Kenny Omega
Wasted Entry Count: 2
#5: Jack Gallagher
Okay, I actually like this guy, but this wasn't a surprise entry. I'm that guy who considers surprise entries those returns. Entry #6 was totally a surprise entry. It was totally an exciting triumphant return. Ladies and gentlemen, Entry #6 was...
#6: Mark Henry
O MAH GAWD. I thought Edge's 2010 return and John Cena's 2008 return was amazing. GOSH, wasn't this return so exciting?! .....NO, IT WASN'T. FUCK OFF.
#7: Braun Strowman
He eliminates every single guy in the ring. He's totally not annoying, and I totally didn't take a Xanax at this point.
#8: Sami Zayn
Sami Zayn still has yet to learn that he simply can't fucking beat Strowman.
#9: Big Show
Braun Strowman pretty much fucking beats him down and eliminates him.
#10: Tye Dillinger
This was totally a surprise entry! ...only for those who never watches NXT.
#11: James Ellsworth
I KNEW this fucking joke would enter the Royal Rumble Match! Wasted Entry Count: 3
#12: Dean Ambrose
He pretends he's joining James Ellsworth in the ring, but Ambrose instead stays out as Ellsworth runs in and immediately gets thrown out by Strowman. That's the only important thing Ambrose has done in this match.
#13: Baron Corbin
He was my favorite to win this Royal Rumble match. (NOTE: JUST BECAUSE I DIDN'T GUESS HE WAS WINNING, DOESN'T MEAN I DIDN'T ROOT FOR HIM.)
#14: Kofi Kingston
The only tolerable New Day member.
#15: The Miz
I fucking hate this bitch. Wasted Entry Count: 4
#16: Sheamus
Ladies and gentlemen, I give this guy kudos. He eliminated the whole New Day. THANK YOU SHEAMUS.
#17: Big E Langston
According to Vince McMahon, if his skin color was any brighter, he'd be granted a world title match.
#18: Rusev
This was the point of the match where I thought to myself "Where are the surprise returns? Why isn't Brock Lesnar or Goldberg or Undertaker in this match yet?"
#19: Cesaro
Just as I predicted, Cesaro and Sheamus starts arguing again.
#20: Xavier Woods
Wasted Entry Count: 5
#21: Bray Wyatt
Another favorite pick of mine.
#22: Apollo Crews
I'm so fucking happy he entered the match, even though he got eliminated one too quickly. I can't wait for this guy to get a push, if Vince McMahon ever stops being fucking racist.
#23: Randy Orton
...I'm going to shut up until I get to the result/rating/comment of this match.
#24: Dolph Ziggler, instead of CM Punk
Wasted Entry Count: 6
#25: Luke Harper
Luke Harper turns face and beats down Bray Wyatt and Randy Orton. That was the only important thing he did in this match.
#26: Bork Lazer
Brock Lesnar finally enters the ring and fucks everybody up. LMAO he's a salty cunt just because he can't beat Goldberg.
#27: Enzo Amore
this is bad
#28: Goldberg
LMFAO he immediately spears Brock Lesnar and throws him out. That cheered me the fuck up, IDGAF.
#29: The Undertaker
I find it really hilarious that the Undertaker, at his age and body condition, still thinks he has super powers and super strength and we all know he fucking doesn't.
#30: Instead of Finn Balor, Samoa Joe, Shawn Michaels, Kurt Angle, or any big return, it's Roman Fucking Reigns.
For once, I am annoyed and will consider this Reigns appearance "shoved down my throat" and I took a 2nd Xanax after this moment. Holy fucking shit this Rumble Match was just.... *sigh* I'll shut up right now because I will also get to this at the result/rating/comment part. I WILL say this though; Wasted Entry Count: 7
Result: Sami Zayn didn't win, Braun Strowman didn't win, Bray Wyatt didn't win, Roman Reigns didn't win, the Undertaker didn't win, Goldberg didn't win, Apollo Crews didn't win, Baron Corbin didn't win. Randy Orton did.
Rating: There were no triumphant returns, and those are honestly the best parts of Royal Rumble Matches! The guys I liked were treated like retarded jobbers! Entries were wasted on jokes! WWE, KNOWING WHAT THE FANS HATE SEEING, HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT ROMAN REIGNS AS #30. RANDY ORTON, OF ALL PEOPLE, WON THIS MATCH. INB4 HE FIGHTS JOHN CENA, AGAIN, AND AT WRESTLEMANIA!!! Kill yourself, Triple H. The rating of this match is -31521435141351 / 10
My comment: I'm gonna "Remember the Rumble" alright. I'm gonna Remember this as the 5th bad Royal Rumble Match in a fucking row.
Overall rating: Still better than Summerslam 2016. I wanted to kill myself after that match between Orton and Lesnar happened. 3/10 I guess.
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The Rumble this year was almost literally like pouring piss on a bonfire.
The only thing worse than trying too hard is having all the potential and not bothering to try hard enough.
Also I've done calculations and MATHS, and I've worked out that:
hamsand fights me for the Championship at Wrestlemania with 26 each.
Quickman and Pandy fight in the Attitude-era gravy bowl of shame match with 24 each.
The only thing worse than trying too hard is having all the potential and not bothering to try hard enough.
Also I've done calculations and MATHS, and I've worked out that:
hamsand fights me for the Championship at Wrestlemania with 26 each.
Quickman and Pandy fight in the Attitude-era gravy bowl of shame match with 24 each.
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Cesaro and Sheamus vs the Club for Tag Team Championships: The Club finally take it! Suck my dick!
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Nia Jax won, who really cares?
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: Team Becky won, again, who cares?
PRE-SHOW STANDINGS: WE ALL GOT ONE OUT OF THREE
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: Owens does what Owens does.
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: CENA DOES WHAT CENA DOES.
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: Charlotte won, this was probably the most predictable match on the card. Except for...
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: WYE AYE LAD Y'FOOKIN' GETTIN' BOOED T'FUCK OUT OF, SWANN
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): no
MAIN CARD STANDINGS: EVERYONE HAS 16 EXCEPT FOR HAM WHO HAS 20. OBVIOUSLY THE REIGNS FAN GOING OVER
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: There were very little shockers here, but the absolute only one anyone got was TENTENTENTENTENTENTENTENTENTEN.
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 24 minutes! I fucking hate you, Ham. Price Is Right'ing me is not fucking okay.
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 62 minutes! Me and Pandy were one minute off on either direction.
How many championships change hands: Three. Damn you, Oni.
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Owens/Reigns only.
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: He hung on to the big fuck-me post. Not really impressive, that one.
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: BOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): Reigns/Owens, we're so very shocked
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Strowman got 7! No one scores all 4 points but everyone except Ham gets 2 for putting Strowman. And me and Oni were only one off. Bleh.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Jericho lasts just over an hour.
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): Jericho and Big Cass, because fucking reasons
Quickman: 22
hamsand210-final: 22
Oni-91: 22
PandemoniumX: 24
sorry oni what were your maths here
Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax: Nia Jax won, who really cares?
Team Becky vs Team Alexa: Team Becky won, again, who cares?
PRE-SHOW STANDINGS: WE ALL GOT ONE OUT OF THREE
Owens vs Reigns for Universal Championship: Owens does what Owens does.
Styles vs Cena for WWE Championship: CENA DOES WHAT CENA DOES.
Charlotte vs Bayley for the Raw Women's Championship: Charlotte won, this was probably the most predictable match on the card. Except for...
Swann vs Neville for the Cruiserweight Championship: WYE AYE LAD Y'FOOKIN' GETTIN' BOOED T'FUCK OUT OF, SWANN
Royal Rumble (WORTH EIGHT POINTS): no
MAIN CARD STANDINGS: EVERYONE HAS 16 EXCEPT FOR HAM WHO HAS 20. OBVIOUSLY THE REIGNS FAN GOING OVER
BONUS PREDICTIONS, EACH CORRECT IS WORTH TWO POINTS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED!
Name three surprise entrants (aka not out of the confirmed 22) in the Rumble. Two points for each correct: There were very little shockers here, but the absolute only one anyone got was TENTENTENTENTENTENTENTENTENTEN.
In minutes, how long does Styles/Cena go? Closest wins two points: 24 minutes! I fucking hate you, Ham. Price Is Right'ing me is not fucking okay.
In minutes, how long does the Rumble go? Closest wins two points: 62 minutes! Me and Pandy were one minute off on either direction.
How many championships change hands: Three. Damn you, Oni.
Screwy finish in Owens/Reigns, Styles/Cena, or both?: Owens/Reigns only.
What will Kofi's inevitable escape from elimination be this year?: He hung on to the big fuck-me post. Not really impressive, that one.
Does the loser of either world title match turn up in the Rumble?: BOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH
Which match does the announce table get destroyed? (If it doesn't, two points to everyone.): Reigns/Owens, we're so very shocked
Most eliminations in the Rumble?: Strowman got 7! No one scores all 4 points but everyone except Ham gets 2 for putting Strowman. And me and Oni were only one off. Bleh.
Who lasts the longest in the Rumble?: Jericho lasts just over an hour.
Who are the starting two? (Two points for one right, four points for two right): Jericho and Big Cass, because fucking reasons
Quickman: 22
hamsand210-final: 22
Oni-91: 22
PandemoniumX: 24
sorry oni what were your maths here
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Show me the Excel sheet, I wanna know what happened here. It MIIIGHT have been one time also where I gave Pandy the RR points because I didn't round to nearest minute and he won by 7 seconds.
Post #370 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:17:35pm 7.2 years ago
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For once, I'm angry at Roman Reigns. Lol
Post #371 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:19:59pm 7.2 years ago
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you got four main card predictions, 0/3 surprise entrants, neither of the "closest in minute" ones, guessed 3 title changes which put you up to 18, , got owens/reigns for screwy finish, got the announce table break
oh and you guess braun for most eliminations so you actually got 24 my bad this one's on me
oh and you guess braun for most eliminations so you actually got 24 my bad this one's on me
Post #372 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:21:00pm 7.2 years ago
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THREE-WAY DANCE FOR THE MONEY IN THE BANK BRIEFCASEPost #373 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:21:31pm 7.2 years ago
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[sets momentum to fast charge]
Post #374 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:23:14pm 7.2 years ago
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Debating if I wanna fight you two in that ladder match or go for the Undertaker at wrestlemania lmao
Post #375 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:23:39pm 7.2 years ago
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bitch you ain't getting taker, you don't have a choice
this ain't your promotion
this ain't your promotion
Post #376 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:24:36pm 7.2 years ago
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Post #377 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:34:42pm 7.2 years ago
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I thought we were very clear on this. Pandy gets the WM main event, he won.
Post #378 · Posted at 2017-01-30 01:58:12pm 7.2 years ago
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PANDY IS MY BEST FRIEND HE'LL GIVE ME A SHOT
IT'S THEKEVIN AND CHRIS PANDY AND QUICK SHOW
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE ZAYN WASN'T THE IRON MAN IT WAS JERICHO I KEEP FUCKING THIS UP
IT'S THE
OH FOR GOD'S SAKE ZAYN WASN'T THE IRON MAN IT WAS JERICHO I KEEP FUCKING THIS UP
Post #379 · Posted at 2017-01-30 07:50:52pm 7.2 years ago
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b-but I had the Authority's advantage 
I guess the Authority loses this time
I guess the Authority loses this timePost #380 · Posted at 2017-01-30 08:02:01pm 7.2 years ago
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wow you really are like reigns, can't decide whether heel or face