Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but it overshadowed X3 vs 2nd Mix.

I wish for a new season.

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Granted, but now you feel somewhat unprepared for snow.

I wish for a new laptop.

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Granted but you never wished for it to work

I wish for a flesh eating virus in me.

DENIED. No flesh eating thingy for you.

I wish I could find the time to play DDR more.

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Granted, but now you spend less time with those around you and obsess over the game.

I wish I wasn't tired right now.

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Um... granted, but it kills you. Weird thing to ask for... EDIT: DAMMIT DOUBLE NINJA'D

So... granted, but you will never be able to sleep again. And you'll die in 15 years.

Half Life 2 Episode 3 plz

Granted but a serious sailing misshap has replaced all of the data in game with Superman 64

I wish that my last wish is denied.

How is this bad, exactly? Thanks (:

Denied.
I wish my teachers would hurry the h**l up and give me my new schedule and figure out which Algebra class I'll be in because thats all they're trying to coordinate.

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Denied. Your wish is stupid.

I wish that I could move to Seaside, OR.

Denied. Your wish is stupid.

I wish that I could move to Seaside, OR.

Granted , but now it's raining.

I wish i can passing Valkyrie Dimension

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Wish granted, but playing VD is now the only way you can move your legs.

I wish I had a functioning ITG r21 machine in my house.

Granted but you can only put in songs that are less that 2 mins long.

I wish for a PS3 with the full backwards compatiblity of the previous two systems.

So do I, except my ps1 games work with it :p. Granted, but all the ps2 discs break.

I wish my arcade would get an X2

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Granted, but the arrows don't work when you step on them.

I wish that I could have Dynasmon as my Digimon Partner, and the two of us can become one to become an even more powerful Dynasmon to fight bad guys.

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Granted, but the bad guys still beat you

I wish school was more challenging.

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Granted but you'll be denied entry to a college of your choice.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Granted, but she'll be obsessively clingy and kill anyone of the opposite sex you interact with.

I wish I could have the ability to change people's weight.

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Granted. You kill everyone.

I wish for DDR STARLiGHT.

Granted, but the song data is corrupt.

I wish this game would go on forever

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Granted, but it gets really old

I wish that 300 lb people wouldn't play our arcades SN2 and f**k up the pads that the workers never give a s**t about

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