1,000 Ways To Die

471. Sudoku

No, I'm not linking that here.

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472. Boredom

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473. Water and soymilk.
(Ask Newb )

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474. Eating a Trinidad Scorpion without​ milk

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475. Eating a bowl of nails for breakfast without milk.

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476. Allowing this thread to die before it even reaches half of what its original goal was.

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Well since no one has linked Dumb Ways to Die yet, I'll let the video do the talking for numbers 477-497

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498. Replace sleep with Twitter (me right now)

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499-504. Marky got with Sharon, Sharon got Sherice
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar, and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain
Then he lost his leg in Dallas, he was dancin' with a train
They were all in love with dyin', they were drinking from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Some will die in hot pursuit in fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death, he caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever present football player-rapist
They were all in love with dyin', they were doin' it in Texas

Paulie caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg
Well, it should have been a better shot, and got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin', they were drinkin' from a fountain
That was pourin' like an avalanche comin' down the mountain

I don't mind the sun sometimes, the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes

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505. IMYA 505

Seriously, this song is torture...So catchy that it'll make you die from listening to it and getting it severely stuck in your head.
The Just Dance routine makes it a bit more tolerable...



But I advise you don't look up the music video unless you REALLY want to die.

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506. over-eating ramen noodles

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507. Play Valkyrie Dimension chart without a bar.

508. Vs. Moon Lord with a copper shortsword. (Terraria)

509. Start a war on a forum by asking, "Who here likes Trump?"

510. Shutting up and taking my money

511. Admit that you miss steve
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgBDdDdSqNE

512. Play any level 19 without a bar.
513. Attempt to freestyle anything harder than Max 300
514. Get on the dance pad... While someone's using it.

515- Get Coronavirus.

516- Miss your Covid Vaccination.

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517. Bump old threads.

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518. Play any arcade game while you have minutes to live.

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519: die

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520. Dump all your gadgets and use a TRS 80

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521: Play the A20 Double Play 皆伝 Course using softpads.

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522: Crushed between Rinon's toes

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