If This Is the Answer, What Is the Question?!

It's everybody's second favourite segment of Dave favourite Mock the Week! It's ITItAWItQ! Here's how this works:

- I will post the answer to a question that isn't asked.
- Three people get to respond with what they think the question is.
- The person who gave the answer will choose which of the three questions is the funniest, and whoever came up with the funniest will be the next to give an answer. Three people will then respond with a question!
- Three people is the "minimum", but if you're not in the first three, you risk being left out unless the answerer is in bed or something. Any questions given between the answerer's answer and the answer's choice are in play, however. So if you're the fourth to give a question, but the answerer hasn't picked yet, you're still valid. And so on, and so forth.
- Rinse and repeat. Answerers cannot play their own questions, and questiongivers can only play one question per answer. Yes, this is fairly similar to Cards Against Humanity. Shut up.

So, is everybody ready? Let's do this!

If the answer is "Tokyo", what is the question?

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didn't you criticize people on discord about low effort forum games? for shame

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shut up sig
anyways "what is probably smile.dk's most favorite place in the world to culturally appropriate from in their music to where they probably wish they were born there?"

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It's from UK TV, therefore it's great. I don't make the rules.

Anyway: "which city leads the world in confused white people unable to order from the Starbucks menu?"

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i don't think this is QUITE on the zero-fucks level of "the alphabet game" or "change a word"

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“Which Disneyland is the only one not to be actually owned by the Walt Disney Company?”

Hphm... Where there is more manga?

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I'm gonna go with Addict on this one. While Oni's question is pretty funny, I actually learned something interesting today thanks to Addict's. Well done. He's up.

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OK, the answer I'm going with is

"Super Smash Bros."

What phrase am I using to bypass the gay porn filter at work?

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What is Nintendo's arguably most popular party game as of late? :shepface:

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What is the name of the Incredible Hulk's gay orgy event?

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What, in the 22nd century when we are all living in a post-apocolyptic hellsite, will predicting the DLC characters for be the last globally-surviving combat sport?

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I think I'll hand it to xRGTMx, suitably ridiculous.

So, the following is the answer:

"5 Seconds"

What's the question?

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Is it "What would be the 100 metre dash world record by now if all those suits weren't anti-drug buzzkills?"

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"Because record labels insist on being ravenous slimeballs, how many seconds are currently safe to use of a music clip on YouTube?"

How many seconds after playing a song by Lil Dicky do I make a bee-line to the kitchen and start cheesegrating my ears to a fine paste?

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Okay, I gotta give it to Alex for that one. CHRIST.

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Today's subject is "Only once. Just the once."

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