Make Dad Jokes

As the title says. Here's the twist though: You have to leave a subject for the next person to make a dad joke out of.

Ex: User A gives "shoes" as User B's dad joke subject. User B's joke has to be related to shoes somehow.

There's nobody above me, so I don't have to make a dad joke, but I had a good one a few days ago:

I don't trust strawberries. They're seedy.

The next dad joke has to be about cats.

My cat was having trouble watching a movie. Turns out she had it stuck on paws.

Dad joke subject: edamame

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Edamame jokes are very peas-y to tell.

Next subject: genetics

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My child, you are not having the right genes because it does not fit with you.

Next subject: dogs.

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*sniped*

Lassie is having quite the "ruff" time with the other dogs.

Next Topic: Nuts

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Where do squirrels store their nuts during their hibernation period?

A nutcase.

Next subject: Ed Sheeran

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I told her Ed was coming along. So Sheeran away.

Next subject: Flowers

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I asked where my friend Hana had run off to. I was told "Hana ran, man"

(it's still flower related fight me)

Next dad joke: chips

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My dad made an advert for chips. It went like this:


Next joke (hopefully one way better than mine) is about snow.

What made snow white? Her parents.

Next topic: Rain

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This one might be a stretch, but...

Why are there no vampires in Africa? Because they bless the rains down in Africa.

Next topic: river otters

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(response to NewbStepper, not _|/-\43D)

Next topic: Worms

oh worm??
Anyways:

How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail, it’ll be de-lighted!

Next topic: food

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What's the Venezuelan national dish?

Empty.

Next topic: disfiguring hunting accidents.

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What'd the hunter's friend say to the hunter with severe brain trauma after being kicked by the game he was after?

Oh deer.

Next topic: North Korea

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I have a feeling that the Eagles' 1976 smash hit, "Hotel California," is about North Korea. "You can check out any time you'd like, but you can never leave."

Next topic: river otters, since no one responded to my previous request for this.

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Where do river otters who do not ask for forgiveness live, according to Christians? In eternal dam nation.

Next topic: Gold

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What did the scientist say when he lost his gold?
Au, snap!

Next topic: alligators

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Next topic: Fishing

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ah yes i finally found the thread that gives me an aneurysm and knocks me off this mortal coil

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