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[00:02.47]Yo, Ninja Brian-
[00:03.55]You see that high schooler over there getting pushed around?
[00:06.34]This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
[00:08.57]Hey kid (yo!) you're getting picked on in school
[00:12.26]The other boys (huh!) they say you just ain't cool
[00:16.00]Well that's bullshit (yeah!) we're gonna teach you the rules
[00:19.66]Those motherfuckers ain't gonna bother you no more
[00:23.40]We are the bad boys (oh!) from the tough side of town
[00:27.01]We are the Cool Patrol (woo!) we'll turn your life around
[00:30.95]Those bullies (aw shit) their ass is done for now
[00:34.45]We're gonna show you how, so fuckin' listen y'all first
[00:38.12]You put your hands in the air and you jump off the ground
[00:41.82]and then you take that fuckin' butt and you shake it all around
[00:45.64]and lightly jog in place and then crank it up to a prance
[00:49.29]This is the Cool Patrol Daaaaaaaaaaaaance!
[00:52.98]Now put your hands in your pockets and take them right back out
[00:56.74]then spin around in a circle and make an animal sound (moo)
[01:00.32]then glide into the sprinkler like you're gonna water the plants
[01:03.98]This is the Cool Patrol Daaaaaaaaaaaaance!
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[01:10.13]Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
[01:12.02]Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
[01:15.08]You're sending all them shits a message -- there's a new king in class
[01:18.54]When they see you they're gonna freak out and piss their pants
[01:22.41]They are your bitches!
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[01:24.25]They are your bitches because
[01:26.20]You put your hands in the air and then stick out your rear end
[01:29.88]and then you wiggle it real hard and you hug your closest friend
[01:33.57]and then you wildly remove your clothes and tearaway pants
[01:37.19]This is the Cool Patrol Daaaaaaaaaaaaance!
[01:40.88]Now rub the peanut butter on you from your head to your feet
[01:44.52]and cover up your nudity with different cheeses and meats
[01:48.27]then slap a camel because this could be your only chance
[01:51.95]This is the Cool Patrol Daaaaaaaaaaaaance!
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[02:10.50]You put your hands in the air and grab a bird from the sky
[02:14.00]and eat it whole so that you may absorb its power of flight
[02:17.75]Now you can also dive bomb fish because your vision's enhanced
[02:21.44]This is the Cool Patrol Daaaaaaaaaaaaance!
[02:25.25]You're basically a superhero now so throw some cars
[02:28.88]then rub your magnum thighs together and set fire to mars
[02:32.63]Now harness all your sexy fury in a victory stance
[02:36.26]This is the Cool Patrol Daaaaaaaaaaaaance!
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[02:41.20]Your training is complete! Now go show those fuckers who's BOSS!
[02:45.11]Okay! Hey guys, listen up ---- you put your hands in the a--
[02:49.25]Oh god! Aw he might... 
[02:51.51]he might actually be dead. 
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