Fun Facts regarding "Hardware Store" (9/8-10/13):

* This is sung by famous parody artist Weird Al Yankovic, and is
  famous for getting charted a lot.  However, many people tend
  not to do a good job, get the BPM wrong, or chart the short
  version; this simfile does not have any of those issues, as it
  is an AOH simfile, the BPM is spot-on, and I've charted the
  long version.

* Expert is a 13 because you get next to no real breaks, and
  about every trick in the book is in there somewhere; at various
  points in the song, there's everything from crossovers, to
  twists, a few spins, a bunch of handplants, some bracketing
  and footswitch, and naturally, the really long stream for the
  bridge.  This difficulty does not pull any punches; you might
  need a hard hat to play it.

* Hard is an 11; it's basically the same as Expert rhythm-wise,
  except the patters are far easier and there's next to no real
  tricks.  The bridge is mostly rolls to make it easier (making
  a stream that long would have pumped it up to a 12).

* Medium is a 9, and one on par with ITG's Medium "Energizer"
  chart; 16ths are peppered everywhere.  The bridge consists of
  an epically long pair of rolls, a-la "Robotix" Hard.

* Be careful with Easy - it's a 7.  There are a few 16ths here
  and there, and 8ths are used as appropriate.

* Novice is a 4, and you might first want to really consider
  whether you believe you're ready for it.  There wasn't really
  a way out of using 8ths in the chorus, so they're in there.
  Aside from this, I minimized their use as much as possible.