NOTE: I originally entered this file anonymously in 2007 to Late Night Love with DDRExtreme.co.uk (now DDREvolved.com). Below is the original readme that was included at that time. Don't ask.

--Xythar (gmmazz@hotmail.com)

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O fairest Stepfile, how do I love thee?

Let me Count the Ways.

Is it thy Music to mine Ears? "Passion Girl", from the wondrous Home Version of Pop'n Music Carnival, is truly the Sweetest of all the Tunes that dashing Bard "Mamoru Kondo from GOLD SEVENTEEN" has Wrought. With his Vocals, and Tatsuya "good-cool" Furukawa's Trademark Dance Beats and Guitar Solo, and a Distinguished Latin Flair, surely Nothing could ever Sound more Pleasing.

Is it thine Graphics, more Pleasing to mine Eye than Every One of the Works of the great da Vinci? Thine Background Image doth be every Measure as Lovely as when it originally Began its Journey from the Distant Webpage of http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/17843083/ and Accompanying its Fair Visage be the Title and Artist Text created in Photoshop CS2. While thine Background Image may not appear to hold Significance to many, those Learned Few who are Familiar with the Song's Origins will Understand its Meaning.

But surely, Beauty is more than Skin Deep. Thine Steps are every bit as Lovely as thy Outward Appearance.

Thine Beginner Steps, gentle as a Autumn Breeze, yet Containing of many Triple Taps so as to Accentuate the Music Within.

Thine Light Steps, warm as a Summer's Day, where Mid Level Beginners may Challenge Themselves through its many Fourth Streams and Step Jumps, as well as a Brief Usage of Blue Arrows so that several Prominent Notes may be Followed.

Thine Standard Steps, brisk as Spring Rain, providing Intermediate Level Players with many Eighth Streams and Crossovers on which to Test their Technical Skill. Although some Yellow Arrows are Employed, they are Again only to Match the Appropriate Notes in the Foreground and add Little Difficulty.

Finally, thine Heavy Steps, adverse as a Winter Storm, giving even Expert Players a Fair Challenge. Containing Not Only the Eighth Streams aforeseen in Standard, but a Good Degree of Sixteenth Gallops and Triplets, only kept from Nine Feet by the BPM of One Hundred and Twenty Five. Harsh as they May Be, thine Heavy Steps are of Fitting Difficulty to the Energy of thine Song.

Is it thine Song and Graphics? Is it thine Steps? Is it thine Gimmick Readme, wherefore having Nothing Whatsoever to do with The Song In Question, but which was Thrown Together Anyway at the Last Minute in a Bid for Extra Points? All of These, my Dear, and Many More so that it would take a Readme Longer than Jakazid's Viennacore to List One Tenth of the Ways in which I Love Thee.

I Shall Say but One Thing More.

Thou art more Lovely than a Triple A on Max Three Hundred.