Cards Against Humanity - special BEMANI expansion edition?

I dunno if you've all played it or not, but "Cards Against Humanity" is like Apples To Apples with all political correctness removed. A "judge" player (cycles each turn) puts down a "black card" which is a statement with a _____ somewhere in it. The other players attempt to fill in the blanks with "white cards" from their hands, and they get a point every time the judge of that turn chooses theirs above the others'.

So with that in mind, what kinds of cards do you think would make for an interesting BEMANI-relevant expansion (or musical gaming altogether, including inside jokes here)?

I'm guessing some will involve DEAD END (GROOVE RADAR Special), TSUGARU , and Emi's armpits.

Go balls-out on this one!!

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Oh this thread could be gold.... of there's one!

2 DX GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD
GAMBOL Another
U1's hunger
Last Message's video
Truck Me (INJECTION OF LOVE)
gigadelic Laundry Machines
Himiko? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON
DoLL The Anime
She is my Wife
Michael a la mode
SUPER STAR 満-MITSURU-
Catherine
Pluto the first
TALK ABOUT OUR NEW FUTURE!
1 2 3 4 5 6 DO IT!
Anal Spider
Betson
MOVE YO BODY FREEWEE
Make It Make Money
I CAN FRY
DDR X US AC
DDR 2010
CY KOLA

That's all I can think of for now.

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rage being anally fisted

>>>/forum games/

WE CAN FRY

idk, pandy basically took all the good ones

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rage against usual [a]

FAKE TIME [a]

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Ah come on people...
Alright, fine, I'll say it.

TSUGARU

EDIT: OP read fail :/

Other than that.... hmmm...

BLCOKS
GXPERT

I dunno, I'm not well versed in the various inside jokes among BEMANI communities so those are the only ones I can think of.

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Nobody mentioned Xepher Tatsh yet? for shaaaaaame

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Black cards

The character in IIDX SIRIUS's logo is actually _______
_______ is one of Naoki Maeda's lesser known aliases
During sex, Yoshitaka yells _______
DDR 2013's gameplay engine is powered by _______
TAG spends most of his time thinking about _______
EXTREME MOTIONS CAN BE _______
Roxor was sued by Konami on the grounds of _______
I have neither _______ nor _______. (Pick 2!)
The man with _______ is _______. (Pick 2!)
I can eat as much _______ as I want!
CAUTION: ________ WHEN WET!
The legend of _______ was one of the first "flashing ______"s (Pick 2!)


Some additional white cards

Rinon
Black guy
DDR2013
An extremely fat Emi
Hatsune Miku
Beatmania THE FINAL
Lawnmower
Dope Dope Dope
KONMAI
e-amuse
Des-ROW

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White Cards:
An X-scale 20.
Challenge Chart
DDR Disney Mix
PSMO
VDO
Crossovers
Tachyon
Streeeeeeams
Cobalt Flux



Black Cards:
When I play a song, the mod I use is ____ .
The new boss song is called _____ .
Fascination ______ is a song with lots of _____ (Pick 2)
My favorite Paranoia is Paranoia _______ .
Naoki is really ______ .

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Black card:

Alguien tiene mas _____?

White card:

MAS TOASTY???????

So creative. But I like te idea

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Why do you need Konami original songs?
Memories on EXTREME US

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ok

White cards:
WOW WOW VENUS
Pastel-kun
nightbird
So Fabulous!!

White card:
GAY FOR DAI

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White card:
BREEEEEOWRWRWWWW (a.k.a. the SUZAKU riff)

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SOMEBODY'S CREAM
YOU'RE GOIN COMBO WOMBO
DDR X4
Uh la la la

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There's a cool new song called "Kneebreaker" by nc feat. __________.
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ai, you're my little __________.
I just caught Zukin-Man fapping to a __________ magazine.
__________ should be a 20-footer, like for reals.
And the winner of the most __________ song/chart goes to __________. (Pick 2)
You can now get __________ from the DDR DANCE WARS store!!
The trick to full-comboing Fascination MAXX is __________.
EXTRA STAGE! What do you play?
The best DDR game ever is DDR __________.
DM Ashura's most inspirational artist is __________.
My favorite part of __________ is the part that goes __________. (Pick 2)
The worst song ever is __________/__________. (Pick 2)
The best song ever is __________/__________. (Pick 2)
I learned a new special move today, called the __________.
I'm on top of this like __________ on __________. (Pick 2)
SuperGreenX just made a gnarly remix of __________.

kors k's "dirty digital" socks
Green Tea Pudding
Mayumi Morinaga
Sana Shitane
Scotty D.
U1 Jewel Style
BeForU
SMiLE.dk
BUS*STOP
E-ROTIC
SUPER SAMURAI
CANDY
Lord Toon
Nightime
silverdragon573
maxninja
al2k4
GOLDEN SKY
Crossover
Matrix Walk
Bar Hop
BAR RAPE!!!
Around in circles
Retard
jun with Alison
Beginner
Basic
Difficult
Expert
Challenge
Solo 2000
EXTREME
MAX
STARLiGHT
pie pie pie
MARVELOUS!!!
PERFECT!!
GREAT!
GOOD
BOO
ALMOST
MISS
O.K.
N.G.
Wailing bonus!
Full combo
573
Multisession
VANESSA
Xepher
CHAOS
GO! GO! GO! GO!
HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW
PARANOiA
TRIP MACHINE
Dr. LOVE
Salamander
GENOM SCREAMS
IF YOU WERE HERE
Stomp to my beat
BOOM BOOM DOLLAR
DO IT ALL NIGHT
WONDERLAND
DAM DARIRAM
CAPTAIN JACK
DYNAMITE RAVE
AFRONOVA
GET OFF
FREAKY
MY BABY MAMA
DROP OUT
WILD RUSH
SEXY PLANET
HERO
(GRANDALE MIX)
B4U
BURNIN' THE FLOOR
RHYTHM & POLICE
STILL IN MY HEART
INSERTiON
DIVE
MAX/MAXX
ON THE JAZZ
D2R
BREAK DOWN!
TSUGARU
Spin the disc
Miracle Moon
A
V
The Least 100sec.
SAKURA
PARANOiA Survivor MAX
Xepher
COSMIC COWGIRL
Flow
MONDO STREET
FIRE
Unreal
NGO
Pluto
Pluto Relinquish
on the bounce
On The Break
Dance Floor
Taj He Spitz
SABER WING
Horatio
All My Love
THIS NIGHT
Freeze
KIMONO v PRINCESS
POSSESSION
Valkyrie Dimension
tokyo
L.A.
osaka
roppongi
New York
London
Tohoku
KANSAI
-Respect-
. (period)
EVOLVED
EVOLUTION
(MOMO MIX)
300
777
888
1998
X-Special
SMM-Special
Remix
(FROM NONSTOP MEGAMIX)
-True Style-
(B4-ZA BEAT MIX)
(KCP REMIX)
UFO! Remix
L.E.D.-something STYLE REMIX
Sparky Remix
Afro
Lady
Emi
Rage
Yuni
Johnny
Maho
Alice
Baby-Lon
NAOKI
2MB
Rena
Rinon
PiX
SINGLE
DOUBLE
6-PANEL
OCTO
QUAD
5-KEY
7-KEY
10-KEY
14-KEY
ANOTHER
HYPER
STOP!!!
tempo change
Shock Arrows
(2008 X-Edit)
PETIT LOVE
Jackhammer
Reacharound
LITTLE
DARK
WAVE
BRAKE
TRICK
BOSS RUSH

Maybe it needs more detail/abstractness, like Emi's armpits. And song titles that coincide with being other sayings, too...

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and i thought you're the thread starter.
also you're just dumping a shitton song titles and that struck me as the most creative thing ever.
might as well as add this black card:
The next thread Nightime makes will be called _____.

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Pray For All
NOW WHO DAT IS!?

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Well, they can be played in or out of context, so it kinda makes sense...

"My favorite part of (Sana Shitane) is the part that goes (on the bounce)." = funny

The worst song/chart ever is (TSUGARU)/(STANDARD). = true

So yeah. That's how the nouns/white cards work, really. The trick is finding the good ones that work together like that. And the real work will be the black cards...


(Dr. LOVE)

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SHANK YOU FOUR PURRAAYYING