The Bemani RPG

Make up a story as you go along. It can be as random as you want, but be sure you include some Bemani references .

Freezepond uses BIG UP.
Freezepond's health is now 573 of 200.

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DRUNK MONKY uses VOX UP
DRUNK MONKY's speed is doubled.

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Freezepond runs!
Freezepond tripped on a twig and finds a Dragon Blade.
Wild Monkey Punk apears!
Freezepond uses his Dragon Blade
Wild Monkey Punk has been defeated!
Freezepond gains 59 XP.

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Braeden uses Reflec Beat!
DRUNK MONKY's VOX UP was reflected!

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Freezepond finds Braeden and DRUNK MONKY in a fight.
Freezepond attempts to throw a rock, but is then dragged into a portal.
Freezepond is now entering the Valkierye Dimension.

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Wild Valkyrie Dimension appears (lv. 19)
Braeden sends out Anti-Matter (Lv.18)
Valkyrie Dimension used RevenG!
Anti-Matter is now on x0.5x!
Anti-Matter used Max(Period.)
It's not very effective...
Return, VD! Go, Beginner Chart(Lv. 1)
Braeden(Lv. 573) withdrew Anti-Matter and sent out himself!
Beginner Chart used EASY MODO!
Braeden fell asleep!
Braeden used Sleepwalker!
Beginner Chart fainted!

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Roflcakes enters Everlasting Resort!
Bad Maniacs have followed Roflcakes!
Roflcakes used THE LAST STRIKER!
Hit was so critical, Bloody Tears were coming out of the Bad Maniacs' 3y3s!
Bad Maniacs have fallen and a choo choo train hit them.
Recieved a paper named "Plan 8" from Bad Maniacs.
Used 80's CAPSULE. HP is now .59/1337.

lol so random

Cynical enters into the streets of New York EVOLVED.
Cynical has gained status effect: PARANOiA.
Cynical casts ever snow.
Cynical now celebrates the New Decade.
Cynical is now Leaving...

A high angelic voice speaks to Freezepond.
The voice told Freezepond "I grant you with a special power to cure your friends."
Freezepond has learned the move Healing Vision!
Freezepond is now level 2.
Freezepond is now entering the streets of New York EVOLVED.
An Outer Limits Guard has spotted Freezepond!
Outer Limits Guard uses a shotgun against Freezepond.
Freezepond's health is now 73 of 200.
Freezepond uses Healing Vision and does a Crossover Dodge.
Freezepond's health is now 180 of 200
Outer Limits Guard uses a shotgun against Freezepond but misses.
Freezepond decapitates Outer Limits Guard with Dragon Blade!
Freezepond has gained 321 XP.
Outer Limits Guard drops a Shotgun.
Freezepond picks up the Outer Limits Guard's Shotgun, and flees in search of Arrabiata.

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Ama-tan and Taro encounter Braeden in the Valkyrie Dimension.
While searching for a portal,
Ambush!
L.E.D. has appeared!
L.E.D. used ACID VISION.
80 points of damage to Taro! (180/444)
60 points of damage to Ama-tan! (410/470)
65 points of damage to Braeden! (508/573)
Braeden is poisoned!

(Man I'm bored, so I'll play along)
It would be cool if the stories would eventually converge.
But don't do it right away. It needs to be fun to read and have a sense of dramatic timing.

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And then Braeden said "I'm Leaving..." as the world turned black.

Oni-91 has entered The Zoo Zone.
ENCOUNTER!!
Oni-91 encountered Macho Gang!
Oni-91 uses Tribal Master against Macho Gang!
Tribal Master deals 588 damage!
Macho Gang uses ANAL SPYDER against Oni-91!
Oni-91 uses SWITCH!
ANAL SPYDER turns round and attacks Macho Gang!
Macho Gang died of dysentery.

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(Meanwhile, at the POINT ZERO military base in Arabiatta, SS is hacking the computers, until he screws up and...)
ERROR! Illegal Function Call! Security is being dispatched to your location.
Two POINT ZERO Guards have appeared!
SS casts STELLAR WIND!
CRITICAL HIT! POINT ZERO Guard 1 has been defeated!
POINT ZERO Guard 2 took 165 damage! (135/300)

Freezepond has arived at POINT ZERO.
Freezepond finds a dead POINT ZERO Guard and takes it's body armour.
Freezepond now has 120 of 120 armour.
A strong gust of wind blows sand into the eyes of Freezepond!
Freezepond has been blinded!
POINT ZERO Guard fires an M4 at Freezepond.
Freezepond took no damage!
Freezepond's armour is now 102 of 120.
Freezepond casts a Trip Machine upon POINT ZERO Guard, and causes POINT ZERO Guard to hallucinate.
Freezepond sneaks into POINT ZERO.

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Cynical gets onto an airplane, which then his ascent will Pierce the Sky.
Cynical goes through a bit of turbulence, which causes a bit of CHAOS on the plane.
Stranger looks to Cynical and asks, "Look at seat No. 13, what's that guy doing?"
Cynical notices, and says, "He looks like he's in Possession of some dangerous item of sorts."
The strange guy looks over and says, "It's just a computer to track the location of the Moon."
Cynical arrives in the new location after several more hours, London EVOLVED.
Cynical is greeted immediately by an NGO.
Cynical acquires a bag.
Cynical looks into it and spots a Pink Rose, along with an attached note that says the following:
"If you were here, I might just fall in love with you right then and there."
Cynical then goes down the road and heads into apartment number 1998...

Braeden is back with Return (of the Toe Jam)
Braeden uses X Scale 20!
There is ZERO there to attack!
DEGRS appears!
DEGRS used Chaos!
It's not very effective
Braeden returns himself and sends out Challenge Chart!
Challenge chart used Voltage!
DEGRS (.59/1998 HP)
DEGRS summons a '57 Metallic Gray
DEGRS rides off.

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Wild Patsenner appears!
Astro uses master ball!
Yes! Wild Patsenner was caught!

Patsenner's data was added to the DDRDEX.

A wild ANAL SPYDER falls from a cieling and lands on Freezepond's ass!
Freezepond does the Shake Your Booty and flings away the ANAL SPYDER.
Freezepond finds SS struggling with POINT ZERO Guard 2.
POINT ZERO Guard 2 chases after Freezepond, and SS continues hacking.

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Hearing of the Queen's Tragedy, NEMESetup finally made his way into EMPRESS PLACE.
Upon entering, NEMESetup is ambushed by the naughty girl@Queen's Palace and her two sisters!
Using their combined strength, they used ATTACK NO.3!
NEMESetup narrowly evaded the attack!
NEMESetup activated Programmed World which increases his evasiveness and attack technique.
The naughty girls all fought back by using smooooch to immobilize NEMESetup.
NEMESetup used SOLITON BEAM to neutralize the attack.
Knowing that he would most likely need extra bodies and attack power for the rest of the journey through EMPRESS PLACE, NEMESetup used Mind Mapping.
The technique stopped the naughty girls in their tracks and their loyalty now belonged to NEMESetup as they fought on his side throughout the rest of the EMPRESS PLACE journey.

Cynical knocks on the Magic Door
A female answers, smiling and greeting, "Hi! My name is Mei!"
Cynical nods his head and replies, "So you're looking for LOVE, huh?"
The female nods her head and says, "Even if I don't know you, or you're a strange, just know... I Wuv U."
Cynical leans forward and gives her a smooooch on the lips.
She returns the kiss, and takes Cynical into her apartment, saying "if you're my Mars, then I'm your Venus."
Cynical holds her in his arms, and whispers in her ear, "I am So in Love."