Post #1 · Posted at 2012-11-15 01:11:41am 11.4 years ago
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Time Capsule AD 3012
If you don't know what a time capsule is...google it or click the following link.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_capsule
Alright, now that you are enlightened, we're going to create a time capsule ourselves (minus objects, but with words).That's right!
Just post what you would possibly tell your future selves (if you live that long) or something for the future (your kids, family, community) to gain insight on whatever it is you want them to know.
Be creative. Have fun.
And if you ever happen to stumble back in here in the next millennium, feel free to necrobump this thread to life.
Post #2 · Posted at 2012-11-15 01:19:09am 11.4 years ago
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CHILDREN OF MAX, HEED MY WORDS:
I used to use this site for playing arrow smashing games with your feet and met a few crazy people in the people.
If DDR lives to 3012 AD, then god damn I did a good job at raising my children proud. Or maybe not. Or maybe you just found it by accident, tried it out and thought it was a unique form of gaming.
P.S. I keep all the money unless you can solve my globe-trekking puzzle. Here is the first clue:
Check my pants I wore to my funeral.
CHILDREN OF MAX, HEED MY WORDS:
I used to use this site for playing arrow smashing games with your feet and met a few crazy people in the people.
If DDR lives to 3012 AD, then god damn I did a good job at raising my children proud. Or maybe not. Or maybe you just found it by accident, tried it out and thought it was a unique form of gaming.
P.S. I keep all the money unless you can solve my globe-trekking puzzle. Here is the first clue:
Check my pants I wore to my funeral.
Post #3 · Posted at 2012-11-15 01:32:16am 11.4 years ago
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To my future self:
Congratulations on discovering the secret of immortality. Please make every attempt to not let the power go to your head, and should you choose to commercialize it, remember to sell any improvements you made one at a time so you can properly milk the customers.
Congratulations on discovering the secret of immortality. Please make every attempt to not let the power go to your head, and should you choose to commercialize it, remember to sell any improvements you made one at a time so you can properly milk the customers.
Post #4 · Posted at 2012-11-15 01:52:01am 11.4 years ago
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Dear 3012 me:
Check my family to make sure they're OK. They'll be in the Netherlands.
Sorry, I mean New Atlantis.
Check my family to make sure they're OK. They'll be in the Netherlands.
Sorry, I mean New Atlantis.
Post #5 · Posted at 2012-11-15 02:46:50am 11.4 years ago
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Dear Future Self:
Did Toonami ever finish its big comeback and get a regular time slot and not just some mini block after midnight?
Or should I give up that dream?
Did Toonami ever finish its big comeback and get a regular time slot and not just some mini block after midnight?
Or should I give up that dream?
Post #6 · Posted at 2012-11-15 03:35:48am 11.4 years ago
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Dear future self
You should have killed yourself
Me
You should have killed yourself
Me
Post #7 · Posted at 2012-11-15 10:08:23am 11.4 years ago
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Dear future self:
Milk was a bad choice.
Milk was a bad choice.
Post #8 · Posted at 2012-11-15 10:28:06am 11.4 years ago
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Dear Future Self:
Enjoy the AIDS.
Enjoy the AIDS.
Post #9 · Posted at 2012-11-15 11:06:44am 11.4 years ago
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Dear future Pop N' players:
This is how we partied:
This is how we partied:
Post #10 · Posted at 2012-11-15 12:23:39pm 11.4 years ago
Dear Future self,
If you're currently fat, this is what you used to do to keep your weight down:
If you're currently fat, this is what you used to do to keep your weight down:
Post #11 · Posted at 2012-11-15 12:28:04pm 11.4 years ago
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Dear future self: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!!?!
Post #12 · Posted at 2012-11-15 12:56:17pm 11.4 years ago
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Dear Future Me: It turns out you are gonna live forever. (or at least for 1000 years)
Bad references aside, if by some miracle dance games still exist, you could probably pass a 20 or something by now, since you're probably half cyborg or something.
Bad references aside, if by some miracle dance games still exist, you could probably pass a 20 or something by now, since you're probably half cyborg or something.
Post #13 · Posted at 2012-11-16 01:23:02am 11.4 years ago
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Dear ZIv of the future,
Has Hidamari Sketch become the official anime of ZIv yet? If not, why not?
Has Hidamari Sketch become the official anime of ZIv yet? If not, why not?
Post #14 · Posted at 2012-11-16 01:34:31am 11.4 years ago
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Dear future self:
Do you live in the Poconos yet? If not, then you should probably go there. It's very nice.
Do you live in the Poconos yet? If not, then you should probably go there. It's very nice.
Post #15 · Posted at 2012-11-16 02:02:19am 11.4 years ago
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Dear denizens of the future,
Is Christianity still the dominant religion of the world? Do MMORPGs still exist? Do people still race drift cars while blasting eurobeat music as loud as their car speakers will go? Does Dairy Queen still have the best chili dogs in town? Does Japan still kick out the best stuff period? Is DDR still played? Is parapara still danced? Do action figures now have, like, 200+ points of articulation? Is Jacksonville Beach still sunny and bright with rip-roaring waves? Are Japanese girls still the most beautiful? Is GIMP still an acceptable graphic software? Are ReinXeed still a band, and if so are they still kicking out an album every year?
If so, you lucky fellas, enjoy your future!
If not, and I'm still alive, I hope you futuristic-types have built time machines by now.
Oh yeah, 666th post. #2evil4u
Is Christianity still the dominant religion of the world? Do MMORPGs still exist? Do people still race drift cars while blasting eurobeat music as loud as their car speakers will go? Does Dairy Queen still have the best chili dogs in town? Does Japan still kick out the best stuff period? Is DDR still played? Is parapara still danced? Do action figures now have, like, 200+ points of articulation? Is Jacksonville Beach still sunny and bright with rip-roaring waves? Are Japanese girls still the most beautiful? Is GIMP still an acceptable graphic software? Are ReinXeed still a band, and if so are they still kicking out an album every year?
If so, you lucky fellas, enjoy your future!
If not, and I'm still alive, I hope you futuristic-types have built time machines by now.
Oh yeah, 666th post. #2evil4u
Post #16 · Posted at 2012-11-16 03:45:56am 11.4 years ago
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To my future self: The chances of this site still being up, let alone you coming back to read it, in 1,000 years is beyond astronomical. So I'm just going to say whatever I want.
Green squiggle zebra pancakes.
Green squiggle zebra pancakes.
Post #17 · Posted at 2012-11-16 03:51:48am 11.4 years ago
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Quote: Blinded_No_More
Do people still race drift cars while blasting eurobeat music as loud as their car speakers will go?
HA! Quote
Does Japan still kick out the best stuff period?
HA!Quote
Is DDR still played?
HA!Quote
Are ReinXeed still a band, and if so are they still kicking out an album every year?
HA!I could go on.
Post #18 · Posted at 2012-11-16 06:33:57am 11.4 years ago
Quote: Blinded_No_More
Dear denizens of the future,
Is parapara still danced?
Ha!Is parapara still danced?
Quote: Blinded_No_More
Do action figures now have, like, 200+ points of articulation?
Ha!Quote: Blinded_No_More
Are Japanese girls still the most beautiful?
Ha!Quote: Blinded_No_More
Is GIMP still an acceptable graphic software? Are ReinXeed still a band, and if so are they still kicking out an album every year?
Ha!Quote: Blinded_No_More
Is Jacksonville Beach still sunny and bright with rip-roaring waves?
Ha!Post #19 · Posted at 2012-11-17 05:18:23pm 11.4 years ago
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Dear myself in the year 3012...
How is it going? I hope, in this year, you are still up with my girlfriend I am having right now. Yes? Show her DDR. No? You'll get over it.
While we are at it, don't forget DDR. Remember how 1005 years ago you were fat as fuck? If you are reading this right now while being fat, play DDR. PARANOiA is an awesome song, play it.
Create your own 4-panel dance game if you haven't so far.
Best luck,
FN
How is it going? I hope, in this year, you are still up with my girlfriend I am having right now. Yes? Show her DDR. No? You'll get over it.
While we are at it, don't forget DDR. Remember how 1005 years ago you were fat as fuck? If you are reading this right now while being fat, play DDR. PARANOiA is an awesome song, play it.
Create your own 4-panel dance game if you haven't so far.
Best luck,
FN
Post #20 · Posted at 2012-11-21 06:29:49am 11.4 years ago
Dear children of me. It is I, your father from hundreds of years ago. If you are reading this, this means I found a use for my testicles.
Anyway, since I know I will never be able to live my dream of becoming a Xenobotanist, I want every living great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchilder or whoever you are, to find a way to go to every planet we know of, and harvest every plant you see.
This site, my children, was a site created by a fan of Konami (Koe-Naw-Mee) named Al. This site has a large community of Beatmania players, IIDX players, and Dance Dance Revolution players. This site has grown very large.
From back in my time here, children, life is hard. Prices of Gasoline are changing, people are very agressive, and we are running low on many supplies. Many of these problems could have gotten worse by 3012, but I am sure science in 3012 has found a way to deal with them all.
Here is another thing a can tell you about my times. Some people thought that the world was going to end on December 21, 2012. But I am sure by now you understand that that was a load of bullcrap.
I am sad to say, I will never see your exited faces seeing your great father talking to you, but I will always live on in heaven.
And please, let the Saint John's Arms sign remain a Kaye family tradition.