Post #101 · Posted at 2012-08-16 11:32:04pm 11.6 years ago
TRUE STORY:
There's this cute little nekogirl I've been playing DDR with lately, who's joined my little semi-weekly get-togethers with her brother. Well, this last time, I had a bit of a sore back, so I layed down next to the machine (while players were playing, naturally), and asked her to sit on my back. She's like 80 pounds tops, and at least a quarter of that is pure T&A. (/exaggerated)
So she does. A cool song comes on, and I ask if she can bounce a little bit, to help it out. "Okay?" - she seems a little confused by the request, but accomodates. A little later, I ask if she can kind of brace herself and rub it down like that. Again, she seems a little confused, wondering if I really want a backrub with her butt, and I assure her I do. Her favorite song (only my railgun) comes on, and she starts grinding to the beat, she's ALL into it... and at the end of the song, she's like... "WTF am I doing?"
She tells me she can't do it, because it's kind of embarassing... like she's humping me or something. So I question her... "Does it LOOK like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight." She gets all rosy-faced, but quickly declares, "YES." I'm all, "Okay, but does it FEEL like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She replies, "Well, yeah kinda..."
"Well... then I think it's time to ask yourself something very important here. Are you a horny little bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She hops up and shoots a dirty look at me, and says "Shut. Up. I'm not horny!"
That's my bitch, alright.
There's this cute little nekogirl I've been playing DDR with lately, who's joined my little semi-weekly get-togethers with her brother. Well, this last time, I had a bit of a sore back, so I layed down next to the machine (while players were playing, naturally), and asked her to sit on my back. She's like 80 pounds tops, and at least a quarter of that is pure T&A. (/exaggerated)
So she does. A cool song comes on, and I ask if she can bounce a little bit, to help it out. "Okay?" - she seems a little confused by the request, but accomodates. A little later, I ask if she can kind of brace herself and rub it down like that. Again, she seems a little confused, wondering if I really want a backrub with her butt, and I assure her I do. Her favorite song (only my railgun) comes on, and she starts grinding to the beat, she's ALL into it... and at the end of the song, she's like... "WTF am I doing?"
She tells me she can't do it, because it's kind of embarassing... like she's humping me or something. So I question her... "Does it LOOK like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight." She gets all rosy-faced, but quickly declares, "YES." I'm all, "Okay, but does it FEEL like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She replies, "Well, yeah kinda..."
"Well... then I think it's time to ask yourself something very important here. Are you a horny little bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She hops up and shoots a dirty look at me, and says "Shut. Up. I'm not horny!"
That's my bitch, alright.
Post #102 · Posted at 2012-08-17 02:48:54am 11.6 years ago
Aegis | |
---|---|
Member | |
9,371 Posts | |
Reg. 2009-04-16 | |
"." |
Idk what I just read, but I'm calling fake and you should feel ashamed.
Post #103 · Posted at 2012-08-17 03:12:58am 11.6 years ago
chewi | |
---|---|
Member+ | |
8,537 Posts | |
Not Set | |
Reg. 2008-02-24 | |
Quote: AeronPeryton
Your attraction is perfectly natural, the laws prohibiting you from acting on it is not.
Post #104 · Posted at 2012-08-17 03:14:36am 11.6 years ago
Arrows&Beats | |
---|---|
Banned | |
2,594 Posts | |
Reg. 2011-08-13 | |
"Witch hunt victim." |
Quote: Nightime
There's this cute little nekogirl I've been playing DDR with lately
Post #105 · Posted at 2012-08-17 03:25:35am 11.6 years ago
Hammer time? o.o lol
It's for real.
EDIT: It's okay. She's still more girl than neko. Usually. >.> Covers scratches in shame.
It's for real.
EDIT: It's okay. She's still more girl than neko. Usually. >.> Covers scratches in shame.
Post #106 · Posted at 2012-08-17 03:54:53am 11.6 years ago
Aegis | |
---|---|
Member | |
9,371 Posts | |
Reg. 2009-04-16 | |
"." |
Quote: Nightime
TRUE STORY:
Well, this last time, I had a bit of a sore back, so I layed down next to the machine (while players were playing, naturally), and asked her to sit on my back. She's like 80 pounds tops, and at least a quarter of that is pure T&A. (/exaggerated)
So she does. A cool song comes on, and I ask if she can bounce a little bit, to help it out. "Okay?" - she seems a little confused by the request, but accomodates. A little later, I ask if she can kind of brace herself and rub it down like that. Again, she seems a little confused, wondering if I really want a backrub with her butt, and I assure her I do. Her favorite song (only my railgun) comes on, and she starts grinding to the beat, she's ALL into it... and at the end of the song, she's like... "WTF am I doing?"
She tells me she can't do it, because it's kind of embarassing... like she's humping me or something. So I question her... "Does it LOOK like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight." She gets all rosy-faced, but quickly declares, "YES." I'm all, "Okay, but does it FEEL like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She replies, "Well, yeah kinda..."
"Well... then I think it's time to ask yourself something very important here. Are you a horny little bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She hops up and shoots a dirty look at me, and says "Shut. Up. I'm not horny!"
That's my bitch, alright.
Well, this last time, I had a bit of a sore back, so I layed down next to the machine (while players were playing, naturally), and asked her to sit on my back. She's like 80 pounds tops, and at least a quarter of that is pure T&A. (/exaggerated)
So she does. A cool song comes on, and I ask if she can bounce a little bit, to help it out. "Okay?" - she seems a little confused by the request, but accomodates. A little later, I ask if she can kind of brace herself and rub it down like that. Again, she seems a little confused, wondering if I really want a backrub with her butt, and I assure her I do. Her favorite song (only my railgun) comes on, and she starts grinding to the beat, she's ALL into it... and at the end of the song, she's like... "WTF am I doing?"
She tells me she can't do it, because it's kind of embarassing... like she's humping me or something. So I question her... "Does it LOOK like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight." She gets all rosy-faced, but quickly declares, "YES." I'm all, "Okay, but does it FEEL like you're a horny bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She replies, "Well, yeah kinda..."
"Well... then I think it's time to ask yourself something very important here. Are you a horny little bitch who's humping me in broad daylight?" She hops up and shoots a dirty look at me, and says "Shut. Up. I'm not horny!"
That's my bitch, alright.
So when does that happen in the video?
Never.
Post #107 · Posted at 2012-08-17 06:53:16am 11.6 years ago
Nightime | |
---|---|
Member | |
1,116 Posts | |
Reg. 2008-10-18 | |
"ARR JOO LEADY??" |
Yeah, unfortunately? Didn't bring it that time, and didn't really think of making that a video misadventure at the time.
Post #108 · Posted at 2012-08-17 08:53:23am 11.6 years ago
_|/-\43D | |
---|---|
Member | |
2,979 Posts | |
Reg. 2011-11-09 | |
Um...
I know this is a n00bish question, but what does NSFW (in the thread title) mean?
I know this is a n00bish question, but what does NSFW (in the thread title) mean?
Post #109 · Posted at 2012-08-17 08:54:40am 11.6 years ago
Oni-91 | |
---|---|
Moderator+ | |
13,492 Posts | |
Reg. 2006-10-20 | |
"Ambivalent Viennetta" |
Not safe for work.
Post #110 · Posted at 2012-08-17 08:55:31am 11.6 years ago
Aegis | |
---|---|
Member | |
9,371 Posts | |
Reg. 2009-04-16 | |
"." |
Next time just google it...sheesh.
Post #111 · Posted at 2012-08-17 08:57:25am 11.6 years ago
Oni-91 | |
---|---|
Moderator+ | |
13,492 Posts | |
Reg. 2006-10-20 | |
"Ambivalent Viennetta" |
Googling "nsfw" is just asking for trouble. Especially if you click Images.
*has never Googled nsfw before*
*has never Googled nsfw before*
Post #112 · Posted at 2012-08-17 10:36:02am 11.6 years ago
PaperSak | |
---|---|
Member | |
1,248 Posts | |
Reg. 2010-09-16 | |
"Take your hater shades off." |
I just use Urbandictionary for questionable stuff. It's nice... until they add pictures for random entries. ;>_>
... so uh... can I just spam pictures of men? I'll make them small...
Which is clearly what Zero would've looked like had the other artists at Konami won the argument over leaving him without a shirt. Clearly.Not.
Cropped off the part where Zero is missing his belt because it creeps me out a little.
Neuro is a big bucket of attractive if you can get past how weird his color scheme is. xP Tall, strong, muscular, and possessing glowing demon eyes~
... and a Tiger&Bunny hug pillow because Kotetsu tied up by his shirt is kind of awesome. It's safe... unless you're too observant.
... so uh... can I just spam pictures of men? I'll make them small...
Which is clearly what Zero would've looked like had the other artists at Konami won the argument over leaving him without a shirt. Clearly.
Cropped off the part where Zero is missing his belt because it creeps me out a little.
Neuro is a big bucket of attractive if you can get past how weird his color scheme is. xP Tall, strong, muscular, and possessing glowing demon eyes~
... and a Tiger&Bunny hug pillow because Kotetsu tied up by his shirt is kind of awesome. It's safe... unless you're too observant.
Post #113 · Posted at 2012-08-18 12:47:43am 11.6 years ago
bmhedgehog | |
---|---|
Banned+ | |
3,136 Posts | |
Not Set | |
Reg. 2008-07-13 | |
"BANNED" |
Quote: Oni-91
Not safe for work.
or suitable, either one will do.
Post #114 · Posted at 2012-08-18 03:15:22am 11.6 years ago
My god.. :nasal bleeding:
Post #115 · Posted at 2012-08-18 03:35:37am 11.6 years ago
Silverhawke | |
---|---|
Member+ | |
4,606 Posts | |
Reg. 2009-01-27 | |
"highwind fluffdragon" |
Quote: Oni-91
Googling "nsfw" is just asking for trouble. Especially if you click Images.
*has never Googled nsfw before*
*has never Googled nsfw before*
not really. the usual Google is okay, and the Images is okay... unless you go past page 1. Page 1 is slightly nsfw but not too much.
Post #116 · Posted at 2012-09-12 08:02:27am 11.6 years ago
xXMokou98Xx | |
---|---|
Member | |
2,461 Posts | |
Reg. 2010-07-07 | |
"meme school" |
I have a sort of tickle fetish. Kinda like a "sweet spot", only it's 10x more appealing to the touch.
OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD.
OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD.
Post #117 · Posted at 2012-09-12 08:15:52am 11.6 years ago
Zukin-Man | |
---|---|
Member+ | |
4,679 Posts | |
Reg. 2008-05-12 | |
"Nature: Naughty" |
Quote: xXMokou98Xx
OH MY GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD.
Post #118 · Posted at 2012-09-12 11:38:27am 11.6 years ago
SM MaxX | |
---|---|
Member+ | |
910 Posts | |
Reg. 2012-08-30 | |
"I play too much touhou" |
Striped socks, vibrators, and masturbation in general get me going. I whack off to other more various things but they aren't as common as the three aforementioned.
I'm pretty predictable otherwise as far as my sexual fantasies go.
I'm pretty predictable otherwise as far as my sexual fantasies go.
Post #119 · Posted at 2012-09-12 07:27:40pm 11.6 years ago
bobgoesw00t | |
---|---|
Member | |
68 Posts | |
Reg. 2009-02-17 | |
"Dancing on Chromatica" |
For me (and this is quite awkward because I'm a guy), my fetish is Shotacon and Yaoi. However, I do have a limit as to what franchise's I look at. A few examples of ones I will never ever look at are Resident Evil, Harry Potter and Code Lyoko. Oh and speaking of Shotacon, (this is insanely awkward by the way) I found out about the anime Inazuma Eleven from looking at the Shotacon for it...weird, right? OK, I finally got another thing that I can cross off of my bucket list.
Post #120 · Posted at 2013-04-29 07:16:00pm 10.9 years ago
Lenoh | |
---|---|
Member | |
11 Posts | |
Reg. 2006-09-14 | |
"DDRtist since 01, furry since 05" |
Non-furry: Slightly chubby girls, picking up and carrying people off, using video game cables as bondage
Furry: Kangaroos. Plain and simple.
Furry: Kangaroos. Plain and simple.