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Post #1 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:23:07am 2.4 years ago

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Last updated: 2012-04-23 02:23am
Some games have loading screens.
In these loading screens, sometimes fun or humorous "fun facts" are displayed.
I'm making an ITG theme, and I want to collect a bunch.

Here's what we have so far:

local FactlistDumb =
{
"for stupid pricks",
"200bpm 16ths",
"expert 14",
"Use the bar, don't worry, I won't judge you",
"Omg, did you insane?",
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK",
"Chris Foy likes his coffee like he likes his women.::Bitter. The color doesn't matter.",
--this is a real joke told by the actual foy
"Jumps are illegal under the new totalitarian Republic of Kyzentun"
};

local Factlist =
{
"Sort songs alphabetically by holding &MENULEFT; - &MENURIGHT; - &START; ?",
"Using speed mods is NOT cheating!",
"Remember, you get THREE songs!",
};

local ret = Factlist[math.random(table.getn(Factlist))]
local retDumb = FactlistDumb[math.random(table.getn(FactlistDumb))]

return GetBests( "difficulty" )>=12 and retDumb or ret;


The last line will make it pick a "dumb" quote if you picked a song more than or equal to 12 in difficulty,
because you obviously don't otherwise need the help.
Also, the final stage says "don't forget to pick up your belongings!"

So, just go nuts I guess lol. I'll put most of them in.

"Little Susie dang sweet fell on a cactus, she did, whoooooie!"

Post #2 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:32:58am 2.4 years ago

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Local Factlist
Freeze arrows need to be stepped on and held for the duration of the arrow.
Avoid stepping on Mines. They drastically deplete your life gauge if you do.
Always stretch your muscles before playing a long session.

Local Factlist Dumb
Do you think you have what it takes to pivot?
There are no crossovers in this chart.

Post #3 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:33:53am 2.4 years ago

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"Remember that every song's chorus is ALWAYS a 16th stream, even if there's no 16th notes in the chorus."

Post #4 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:41:45am 2.4 years ago

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"I run a tight ship."
Dumb or Normal
We still haven't learned from ITG PS2, so just as an aside, yes it's loading, it just doesn't look like it.

Dumb
Can't pass this without the bar? Sissy.
[I'm such a hypocrite...]
There are 3 definitions of tough 'round here: arrow cluster tough, stupid mine tough, and "funny to see but heck to do" gimmick tough.

Post #5 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:45:40am 2.4 years ago

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Dumb or Normal
We still haven't learned from ITG PS2, so just as an aside, yes it's loading, it just doesn't look like it.

I found this hilarious, and I'd use it if I didn't actually have the loading junk on the screen

Good quotes guys, keep it up Tongue

"Little Susie dang sweet fell on a cactus, she did, whoooooie!"

Post #6 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:47:43am 2.4 years ago

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Dumb: "You see that asshole shadowing next to you? Smack them in the mouth."
"Ama-tan likes to maintain her impossibly awesome hair by dipping it into an active volcano, before sprinting across 17 miles of arctic tundra."
"To be honest, you're probably not interested in this because it's not So Deep."
"If you pass this, find your local winery and ask to stomp grapes for money. Then you can tell Mom that this game has a purpose!"

Not Dumb: "Keep your feet away from the center!"
"If you have something left in your lifebar, you're still in the game! Don't give up!"
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Post #7 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:53:56am 2.4 years ago

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Post #8 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:56:09am 2.4 years ago

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FactlistDumb
It wasn't a pad miss.
FIRST IN THE WORLD

Factlist
If this is your first time playing, difficulties over level 4 may not be suitable for you.

Post #9 · Posted at 2012-04-23 02:59:07am 2.4 years ago

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It wasn't a pad miss.
YOU WAS FOOKIN' ROBBED [/2006]
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WARNING!! ARROWS APPEAR MUCH CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR. STEP ACCORDINGLY.

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"I really want to hurt you."
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You deserve some pizza.
My dog could pass this song.
n00b alert!

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Play with your ears, not your eyes!
Don't forget to drink plenty of water!

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The man with the tightened body is very sexy.
I'll gonna win, for sure!
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"PUT THE CAMERA AWAY. Or at least hold it properly."

"Little Susie dang sweet fell on a cactus, she did, whoooooie!"

Post #19 · Posted at 2012-04-23 03:21:10am 2.4 years ago

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