The Magical Gumball Machine

The rules are simple: The first person to post puts an item into the magic gumball machine, whatever they want to put in. The next person to post says what comes out. Again, these items could be anything, but make it interesting.

e.g.:
Bob352:
Input: Bob puts a cat in the magic gumball machine.

oXoXTimmyXoXo:
Output: Bob gets a punch in the face.
Input: Puts a sharpie into the machine.


I'll start.

Input: Aegis puts 100 dollars in the magic gumball machine.

input: $100
output: VitaMix Blender 7408

input: Walco Pacific Rim European Fork

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output: a brick

input: alan lam

output: 1000 Beliebers

*inserts DDRI*

output: ONE MULLION TROOPS

input: a McD's double cheeseburger

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Output: a salad

Input: Tel's salad

Output: VitaMix Blender 7408.
It can therefore be assumed that Tel's salad is $100.

Input: Human toe

Output: Muffins
Input: Outback Steakhouse salad crutons

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Output: a McD's double cheeseburger

Input: Chewi

Output: hard on pinku!!1!♥

Input: all members, former or present, of AKB48

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Output: SNSD

Input: Hyuna

Output: Norazo

Input: Kaito

Output: NAOKI

Input: silverdragon754

Output: Ice cream

Input: Beef n Bean Chimichanga

Output: Ryuzaki's Avatar

input: queen-zukin (the ddr character)

Output: A hipster

Input: A hippie

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Output: A joint shaped like a guitar

Input: Magneto's helmet

Output: Dr Doom's mask

Input: Orbitz Gum

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output: Orbitz Gum

input: pizza

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Output: California Brand Pizza

Input: Steel

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