Corrupt a wish!

Granted, but you run out of material way too soon and start learning more advanced english

I wish I could find a new anime to watch

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Granted. It's called YuGiOh Zexal. It sucks.

I wish I wasn't fat.

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Wish is dumb. You aren't fat.

I wish people would stop being mean.

Granted, but now everyone is obnoxious and too friendly.

I wish for people to stop smoking cigarettes.

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Granted, there are no more smoking and tobacco products but people are eating more and in the next 10 years people are going to turn into cannibals.

I wish for more oil supplies.

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Granted. Thanks a lot, now the whole world is getting overpopulated by olive trees

I wish for my enemies to suffer in Hell.

Granted but their ghostly spirits come to haunt you everyday and you regret sending innocent people to hell.

I wish for a different president.

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Granted, now George Lopez is our leader.

I wish that I could eat whatever I want and never gain weight.

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Wish granted, but you maintain a 200lb body.


I wish I had those sunglasses Rainbow Dash is wearing up there ^

Granted, But you start eating people

I wish to go insane

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Granted, but you rob a bank, killed a tennager, shot the president, destroyed a shop, ran a car into pedestrians, and committed suicide.

I wish for better teachers.

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Wish granted, you get home schooled.

I wish people would see that I am not a troll.

I will pretend I never read that and move on

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Well, I meant that when you got your wish, your body becomes 200 lbs worth.

Granted, but people barely know you.

I wish for more money.

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Granted but now you're drowning in money


I wish i was a girl

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Granted you know have d1,000,000. Enjoy.
(It's the Viet Dong, fyi)

I wish I had more time.

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DENIED

I wish i could dance

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Granted, but now you make enemies ON DA DANCE FLOOR

I wish I were, how do I put it, curvier (and not in a fat way)?

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Granted, but now straight lines are in.

I wish DDRII was even better.