1,000 Ways To Die

(Fixed) 400. Realize your friend has a DDR machine.

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402. Put metal in a microwave

402. Forgetting that the number 401 exists. Sorry, Cuzco, yer ded.

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If you look at page 20, you'll see that someone has repeated number 398. I went ahead and fixed the tally.

Therefore... Numbers 399 and 400 should be 400 and 401. In other words, I'm immune to your way of dying.



404. Being not found

405. Failing to notice that hypnoticmarten77 already fixed the tally.

In other words, you died twice in about six minutes.

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Look at this post. Ways 396-398 are posts 396-398 in the thread respectively. However, hypnoticmarten77's post, way 400, is post 401.

406. Eating a Gameboy

407. Realizing that one of the posts last page was Quickman saying to fix the tally, which did not count as a method of dying. Sorry Cuzco, you're 3 for 3 today.

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407; Attempting to solve THIS;



408; Listen to "it's a small world"... again... and again.........

410: Fixing the order of post numbers to ways to die in post 402 only to fuck it up again in post 408.



NOTE: THIS IS A GROUP CALLED 'TAKE THAT'

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410: I just fixed it before you posted that.

411. Banning al2k4.

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412: Fixing it except not really because now there's two 407s. Take that 2, the takening.

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413: That's one's easy, just take numbers 402-407 and fix them to be 401-406.

414. Not fixing your own post that you just said needed to be fixed. (Method 402)

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415. Realizing we jumped like 20 ways to die way back.

416. Reading this page: http://zenius-i-vanisher.com/v5.2/viewthread.php?threadid=4234&&page=12#p279187 and realizing how many number problems there are.

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Okay, so you two are claiming that not fixing my posts will result in my dying.

However, take a look at this.

Here, there are two 98s, and Silver Spirit made his post on 2011-08-25 09:38:53pm. But if you look at Silver Spirit's profile...


Therefore.....

All of the methods of dying in here except 411, 408, 407 #2, and 406 are all a load of baloney!




416: Messing with the numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42

418. posting 417 as 416 roflmao

and no you didn't fix it before i posted before you say something

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That's not fair! You posted it as I was working on the post above!

419. Realizing that this isn't a big goddamn matter and we can just continue on with the methods of dying.

420. Blazeit.

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