Post #61 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:13:48am 14.6 years ago
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What's that? You don't believe I'm Vince Offer? The hooker beating all time best pitchmen in the history of ever? I'll send you a ShamWow absolutely free, but you have to order right now because you know we can't do this all day.
Post #62 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:18:34am 14.6 years ago
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...someone check his IP >_>
Post #63 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:19:45am 14.6 years ago
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HOLD ON A SECOND, LET'S TAKE EVERYTHING EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY.
Post #64 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:20:51am 14.6 years ago
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OKAY.
Vince, your about to see what happens when you mess with The Billy Mays team.
Vince, your about to see what happens when you mess with The Billy Mays team.
Post #65 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:22:55am 14.6 years ago
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I can't believe you guys actually took it seriously.
Post #66 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:30:07am 14.6 years ago
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*gets a popcorn*
Post #67 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:39:16am 14.6 years ago
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Quote: Vince Offer
Hi it's Vince with SlapChop! You're going to be slapping your troubles away with the SlapChop. Here's a potato. One slap, you got big chunks for stew, two slaps, home fries in a second. Here's a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets. You don't have to switch any blades! Now, you love salad, you hate making it. You know you hate making salad, that's why you don't have any salad in your diet! One slap, salad! I love pizza too but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza. You're gonna change your eating habits. 4 5 seconds it's done! This tuna looks BOORING. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life! Now you're gonna have a nice tuna! You'll have an exciting life now! You're gonna love my nuts! If you call now, we'll also send you the Graty, and watch this! Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini! But if you call within the next 20 minutes because you know we can't do this all day, we'll send you the Graty absolutely free! But you have to call now!
Fucking winner.
Post #68 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:51:39am 14.6 years ago
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This thread is the closest z-i-v will ever be to /b/
Post #69 · Posted at 2009-08-17 03:53:21am 14.6 years ago
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That goal's still a LONG way off.
Post #70 · Posted at 2009-08-17 04:02:23am 14.6 years ago
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Who the HELL is giving him neg ratings?
Post #71 · Posted at 2009-08-17 04:32:48am 14.6 years ago
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Quote: Vince Offer
Hi it's Vince with SlapChop! You're going to be slapping your troubles away with the SlapChop. Here's a potato. One slap, you got big chunks for stew, two slaps, home fries in a second. Here's a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets. You don't have to switch any blades! Now, you love salad, you hate making it. You know you hate making salad, that's why you don't have any salad in your diet! One slap, salad! I love pizza too but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza. You're gonna change your eating habits. 4 5 seconds it's done! This tuna looks BOORING. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life! Now you're gonna have a nice tuna! You'll have an exciting life now! You're gonna love my nuts! If you call now, we'll also send you the Graty, and watch this! Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini! But if you call within the next 20 minutes because you know we can't do this all day, we'll send you the Graty absolutely free! But you have to call now!
They say his franchise isn't available in stores, but one time when I went to Wallgreens, I saw his franchise.
Do you think they decided to this ever since Vince went to jail?
Post #72 · Posted at 2009-08-17 05:06:14am 14.6 years ago
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Quote: Vince Offer
Hi it's Vince with SlapChop! You're going to be slapping your troubles away with the SlapChop. Here's a potato. One slap, you got big chunks for stew, two slaps, home fries in a second. Here's a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets. You don't have to switch any blades! Now, you love salad, you hate making it. You know you hate making salad, that's why you don't have any salad in your diet! One slap, salad! I love pizza too but once in a while get the veggies in, at least throw it on top of the pizza. You're gonna change your eating habits. 4 5 seconds it's done! This tuna looks BOORING. Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life! Now you're gonna have a nice tuna! You'll have an exciting life now! You're gonna love my nuts! If you call now, we'll also send you the Graty, and watch this! Tacos, fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini! But if you call within the next 20 minutes because you know we can't do this all day, we'll send you the Graty absolutely free! But you have to call now!
what the hell...Post #73 · Posted at 2009-08-17 06:51:59am 14.6 years ago
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Vince went to jail
Wait, seriously?Post #74 · Posted at 2009-08-17 07:41:36am 14.6 years ago
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Quote: Silver Spirit
Quote: MorpheusTheMS
Vince went to jail
Wait, seriously?Post #75 · Posted at 2009-08-17 07:46:03am 14.6 years ago
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hooker beating
Situation explained.
Post #76 · Posted at 2009-08-17 08:06:10am 14.6 years ago
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It sounds like you guys pissed yourselves pretty badly. Why not clean it up with the ShamWow? It's like a shammy, it's like a towel, it's like a sponge! A regular towel doesn't work wet, the ShamWow works wet or dry. It's for the house, the car, the boat, the RV. ShamWow holds 20 times in weight in liquid! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard? It doesn't drip! It doesn't make a mess! Wring it out, you wash it in the washing machine! Made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff. You can cut it in half, drain your dishes, use it as a bathmat. Olympic divers! They use it as a towel! Roll it up with a wet sweater... Here's some cola; wine, coffee, cola... not only is the damage on top, there's your mildew! That is gonna smell! You see that? We're gonna do this in real time. Put in on the spill turn it over, without putting any pressure on it, 50% of the cola right there! Ya following me camera guy? It acts like a vacuum, and look! Virtually dry on the bottom! You're gonna spend $20 on paper towel, you're throwing your money away. This last 10 years, this last a week, I dunno, it sells itself! But if you call now, because we can't do this all day, you're gonna get 4 ShamWows absolutely free. Here's how to order!
Post #77 · Posted at 2009-08-17 08:22:04am 14.6 years ago
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EVERYTHING MUST BURN
Post #78 · Posted at 2009-08-17 08:35:03am 14.6 years ago
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EVERYTHING MUST BURN
Where's the message? I can't se--OH FUCK.
Post #79 · Posted at 2009-08-17 08:38:48am 14.6 years ago
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If you can see this, you're probably trying too hard.Man, I love size 0.
Post #80 · Posted at 2009-08-17 11:55:26am 14.6 years ago
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If you can see this, you're probably trying too hard.Man, I love size 0.
I just assumed you had nothing worth reading to say.It seems my assumption is correct.