The Corrupted Wish Game

You post a wish, the next person must find a way to ruin your wish and then that person says another wish and so on...

Example:
-User 1: I wish for pie.
-User 2: Granted, but the pie is poisonous. I wish I can fly.
etc...

OK, let's start:

I wish for the world peace.

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Granted, but the peace resulted from a nuclear winter killing everyone.

I wish for no homework.

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Granted...but now teachers will come to your house teaching you more things for that lesson

I wish for *gulp* the DDR X AC to come quicker >_<

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Granted...but now they will more resources into DDR, resulting in beatmania IIDX THE FINAL.

I wish for a trip to Busch Gardens.

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maxninja: A DDR X AC lands on your legs, rendering you unable to play for the rest of your life.
OMiY: You get drunk and end up in rehab like Lisa. Oh wait, I'm thinking of Duff Gardens. Whoops.

I wish for stepcharts I enjoy.

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Granted but you can only view them.

I wish that DDR X-Alternate was the next DDR game.

Granted, but then KONAMI sues because they done want to feel outdone.

I wish for no taxes.

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You get no taxes, but governments cease to function and society falls apart.

I wish for the return of Mr Pibb. No more of this Pibb-Xtra garbage.

Taxes disappear, and everything maintained by the city/state (garbage pickup, water treatment, mail, street cleaning, road repair...) falls into disrepair. Plus, your cousin loses his cushy government job.

I wish for Viper's lunch (untouched by him) to be mine.

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You consume my delicious Chik-fil-A chicken, but unfortunatly you are allergic to peanut oil and you have a terrible allergic reaction.

I wish for Kyzentun's Pix halloween costume.

Granted, but then other non-DDR fans would probably have a good laugh.

I wish I woke up and found myself in the anime world.

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Granted, unfortunately, you're quickly drafted by Haruhi and forced to now endure endless brigade meetings.

I wish I woke up and my simfile pack was done.

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All your simfiles are done, but the steps are in reverse order, so they seem like they don't follow the music. And everybody hates it.

I wish I had more time to play the mountain of simfiles I have.

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You got all the time in the world to play them, but that's all you could do fr the rest of eternity.

I wish for nothing. (Didn't we already play this game before? Lol)

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This game reminds me of Twisted Metal.

You guys aren't worthy of replacing Calypso!

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Granted but you get something anyways

I wish for a pony XP

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Granted, but the pony bites your sisters foot off and you have to turn the pony into glue (or sell it like I had to)

I wish that I had the courage to ask out this girl in my class.

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given but the girl gains 400 pounds.

I wish I had a new laptop.

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Granted, but its a Vista

I wish I didnt get shy when meeting new people

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Granted, but then those people will throw pies at you out of boredom.

I wish I could make my head stop hurting without causing myself injury.

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