Funniest School Moments

on the last day of school last year, i was standing in the cafeteria line and a fight started out between this pregnant girl and some really really trashy girl. The pregnant one was so vicious, she had two of the principals, and my gym teacher hold her down. It was really scary to watch but yet funny.

I was eating grapes at lunch once, and my friends started laughing and said I was eating balls.

Also, at a band recital at my high school (I play trumpet), my performance had finished, and I was sitting in the audience. So my younger stepbrother says he has to go to the bathroom, so I lead him there. We had to wait outside (we couldn't go in until the music stopped), so I peered into a night class, and the teacher spots and asks me what I was doing, so I lied to him, and then when I finished he said:
"Thank you for playing, good night."
The class was watching, and laughed when he finished.

Do you know the order of operations? Well instead of the teacher writing please excuse my dear aunt sally, I erased it and wrote Please excuse my dumb ass student.

When I was a freshman in high school, one of my classmates brought in a fart machine. So during every class, we would pass the speaker and the remote to the person next to us or behind us. The passing was done while the teachers were not looking towards the class. Random fart sounds would come out from different parts of the room since the remote and speaker were passed separately. The class after lunch, our teacher caught the people passing the speaker and remote -- they passed both at the same time -- and it was taken away for the rest of the day.

Well, crap goes down in my English Class. So we're reading this story by Ray Bradbury called "The Illustrated Man." And we are discussing it in a circle, talking about how the unnamed narrator (assumed to be Bradbury) lets the Illustrated man spend the night at his camp. The narrator begins to watch the magical illustrations on the guys back as night falls.

At this point, my friend, sitting right next to the teacher, pipes up with, "Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a minute! This guy is staring at the back of another guy? At night? That fact that he said 'come sleep with me' doesn't help either!"

Everyone wasn't quite sure how to react to this.

She goes on, "I mean, come on! This guy's tattoos move at night, and this guy is STARING at his back. There is something definitely wrong here. I think that guy was tripping out or something."

So the teacher, not really reacting at all, says, "So, you're readign drug abuse AND homosexuality into this?"

"YES!"

"OK, then. Class, how else do you think we could come to this conclusion?"

So, we spent the rest of the half hour we had left talking about how the Illustrated Man was gay and had weed hidden in his tent. I love my English Class!

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In grade seven we had this teacher who tried to be strict, but no one behaved. i didn't like the teacher but the classes were funny (since no one behaved). anyway my friend did something and the teacher was like "Alex! I'm going to send you to the office!!" and the he was like "Go ahead! I dare you!". everyone laughed and he sent to the office but didn't get suspended surprisingly.
another story i have took place in grade 8 last year. we had a supply for health and i decided to act obnoxious and i threw a piece of chalk at the board. it literally exploded into dust! anyway the next day i was in my french class and the health teacher was back that and came into our french class asking for some chalk!! me and my friends were trying to hide our laughter but we just gave each other a "you remember,right?" glare.
my last story takes place at the same class my second story took place. but this happened at the beginning. anyway, some people arrived late and they had to write the fact they were late so when the teacher came back, he'd know. well this didn't agree to someone and started arguing over the fact he was not late (he actually was... by 10 minutes). any who they were arguing and then randomly he took the attendance sheet and ran out the classroom!! what's even funnier is the fact he came back like 10, 15 minutes later to get his books! he got sent home and we got in soooooo much trouble the next day, but i think it was worth it

EDIT:
lol my english teacher was strict yet fair and funny (and gave out Jolly Ranchers sometimes)

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we were a group of students who decided to specialize in mathematics and physics (the most difficult studies there - at high school) and well our tests were really tough and most of the class was failing them (I was passing though). In our classroom we wrote down our names and started doing commas or whatever symbol to say that we failed a test. each symbol per test failed. we started to call these symbols frags.

one day we got our physics tests marks. when we saw them the first reaction of most of the people in the class was the word: "fragged". it was said quite aloud and about 15 of us said this. the teacher looked at us puzzled with no idea what we are talking about. so we started to laugh then and let him be in his bewilderment. it might not sound that funny but it was a really nice laugh at the end of the year before the final exams (which were the only hope for those failing all the time...)

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A few years ago, some kid tried to brag to all of us (he was two years below us) about how cool he was by saying he brought cannabis to school, and had the bag to prove it. Word spread like a fart in an elevator, and that lunchtime, his school bag was searched. He had a bag full of greenery on him. It turned out to be basil.

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In middle school, someone made a bomb threat for the Halloween Dance. I heard that the soccer team told the main office. They cancelled the dance, and the fire department/police/etc. searched the whole building. Nothing was found, and the kid was expelled.

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Lol, what an idiot...

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In my government class during senior year, one student was telling a story about how her mom was born in Denmark and came to America. When Marrero, our teacher, asked if she went through the citizenship process, she looked dumbfounded and didn't know. For the rest of the year, Marrero jokingly referred to her as one of the foreigners, called her unamerican, and whenever she texted in his class he threated to turn her poor mom in and get her deported back to Denmark.