Funniest School Moments

LOL

We found plastic chairs outside at lunchtime & one of them was in a tree.
One of the tough guys at my school was gonna throw the plastic chair at the other plastic chair in the tree to get it down.
However he didnt know about the beehive near the plastic chair in the tree & he hit the beehive.
A shitload of bees came down and attacked him & he's screaming out "FUCK, BEES!!"
He ran & screamed like a little girl.
I thought it was funny.

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We found a condom in the school yard. We named it condy. XD

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We were doing a drill during my senior year of High School. The theme of the drill was that men with guns had gotten on the school grounds. The procedure went that the teacher's had to look their doors from the inside and not let anyone in under any circumstances. Generally when the drill is over, the principal will go to every classroom and check that everything was done properly.

During this drill, I was in my Economics class which was taught by a Mr. Ferguson, a really cool guy who was one of the few teachers out there who can teach efficiently and also have fun with it. The principal came to the door and when she discovered it was locked, knocked on the door calling the teacher's name. Mr. Ferguson informed her that there were people with guns on campus and that he was not to open the door to anyone. The principal shouted that the drill was over, but Mr. Ferguson accused her of being one of the gunmen and told her that he 'wasn't falling for it'. That started a 10 minute shouting match between the two as our class sat laughing. Finally the principal had the smarts to go get her keys and unlock the door herself. She was pissed at first but eventually she ended up being a good sport and laughing.

I flipped off my kindergarten teacher, I had no idea what it even meant at that time.XD She just gasped and told everyone to go to their seats afterwards.

It's a shame our school's intercom isn't functioning anymore. On the last day, I was planning to find it, and say in a really deep voice "ONLY YOU CAN HEAR ME!" to all the classes.

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LOL

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On my senior year, we once had two classmates named Con and Dommar, and on one of our examination days, our teacher made them seat next to each other and then one of my other classmates yelled out "Condom!". And we all laughed out loud.

And I've entered into the wrong classroom on more than one occasion. That was so embarrassing.

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When I was testing, this kid kept farting and the teater asked did he need help. While she was reading, the kid farted until the teater was done talking.

So in my High School freshmen year, my best friend and I had this really really really angry and old history teacher who talks about nothing the whole time and expects you to listen. Well...my friend is already on his bad side and one day when he was giving one of his "lectures", she was doodling on her folder and he didn't like it. (btw, i don't have class with her but we have the same teacher so i understood everything that went on) And my history teacher hates it when you don't listen to him. So he starts telling her to pay attention but she just kept on doodling (she zoned out is what she did) and after three attempts to get her attention he starts SCREAMING at her. (And he really isn't nice when he screams ftr) And the whole time she's thinking to herself..."I wonder what stuff he's talking about today...". Meanwhile, everyone's scared shitless and are looking at her, in hopes of her paying attention. A few minutes later, my teacher finally gives up and and he tells her "SEE ME AFTER CLASS!!!". Well...being totally oblivious to everything that happened, she just waltzes out of the room at the end of class.

So the next morning rolls by and after learning about what she has done from her classmates, she hunts me down and convinces ME to be her human shield for when we walked the halls that morning.

One time, in my art class, there was a dead silence. All of a sudden, this started to play over and over.

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So Chewphoria, anything funny happened to your school?

I have a pretty hilarious story
ok we had a supply teacher in our religion class one time and we were watching a movie. of course not many people were watching. then people started throwing paper air planes around the class. then i started throwing some around because it looked fun and the movie was boring. and then i chucked one and it flew across the classroom and took a turn an flew right out the 3rd story window! i remember that everyone watched the paper air plane descend into the parking lot. and then i noticed our principle was outside watching a gym class! good thing he was facing the opposite direction!

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KKiONI: Aim better next time and make it land on his head.

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it was a good paper air plane too and i was throwing it away from the window too and btw the supply teacher was a lady or were you referring to the principal?

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I think he was referring to the principle.

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No because my school is boring D:

I think the reason I loathe the concept of doing what others do is because whenever I mimicked someone else, I would get in trouble every time while others would always get away with it.

One time in the cafeteria, these kids were flicking their food on forks. (I'm a picky eater who eats fast, so I'm apt to get bored during lunchtime.) We were just having fun, and then when I tried, I shot a piece of lettuce straight up and it stuck in the ceiling. No apprehension ensued since nobody would notice it, but my "scar" was still there while everyone got off scot-free. It was funny, I guess.

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...i have a short ass story...

here it is: i came today as George Lopez because I somehow look very similar to him...for "spirit week" and today was "Super Star Day", where you dress up as any celebrity...Lil Wayne's, Daddy Yankees, Obama, McCain, Bush, Osama Bin Laden (got sent home LOL), Hannah Montana's, Tyrone Biggums, Kanye West's...pretty funny day for me =)

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