X360 Magazine reveals DDR UNIVERSE 2 (EU)

So, I was flicking through X360 Magazine (because I had no ID to get the Official 360 Mag, btw), and I saw this article on Dance Dance Revolution UNIVERSE 2:


After ripping up this shite excuse for a publication, two things strike me here:
1) X360, you can't write a good article for shit. Stop licking Guitar Hero's arse (seriously, they praise it on every single other bloody page) and describe the fricking game. They've probably seen Al play it and decided to jump to conclusions (i.e. X-Play Syndrome).
2) It's gonna be under the DDR name, and (looking at the releases at the next page), its release date is TBA 2009. Yay, more over-stretched delays!

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Everything music related is a GH ripoff now a days

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Beatmania Eye-Eye-Dee-Ex? It's just a guitar with a wheel on it!

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Haha wow, that guy doesn't even sound like he's taken a journalism class EVER. He can't even research his facts and get the difference between Chinese and Japanese people.

Not that I expect much from that magazine anyways...

What a tard of a journalist. Someone could probably get offended by that even.

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At least he didn't drop the gay-bomb. Then there would have been blood.

And yes, the magazine has been since incinerated. Fun was had.

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Being Chinese, the temptation to throw a bullshit lawsuit at this is terrible.

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1 2 3 4 5 6 Do it.

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Then you've never read Game Informer.

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DO EEEEEET

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Some of the worst songs ever made? Puh-leeze. Universe 2 has got some awesome stuff that's way better than the shit SuperNOVA 2 gave us. As I type this, I realize that I'm generalizing to make a point just as they do.

"DDR isn't for normal people - Guitar Hero is."

Depends on what you mean by "for normal people". If you mean promoted everywhere and spoofed a thousand times, then yes. After all, normal people can't make their own decisions. If you mean easier to learn and better to play, don't be so sure. I see a lot of kids who don't realize they're supposed to strum the bar when they press the button.

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Dance Dance Revolution Universe 2 EU?

I wonder if Dancing Stage SuperNova 2 for the PlayStation 2 is going to change as well.


and then you get kids like this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3yEjyuw42YY

And these people call us weird?

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Nothing says I want to rock like *Click Click Click Click*

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That DDR-playing Ryota kid would beat him up.
But shouldn't he be 10 or something now?

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Actually, I used to have a subscription to Game Informer, but I didn't bother to renew it. The writing there wasn't exactly great, but it was worlds beyond this crap.

That's probably the most racist comment I've read in a statement.

I still don't know what a chav is >__>
But wow, I'm glad Nintendo Power doesn't stoop to that.

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We all know one retarded example of this...X-Play's review of beatmania US...need I say more...

Wiki's your friend. Avoid chavs at all costs in the UK.