Post #7741 · Posted at 2009-12-03 01:18:53am 15.8 years ago
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I know they are doing it to piss off only me and not the many other students and schedules they have!
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So I get to work as a construction worker this Saturday at Liberty City.
I know they are doing it to piss off only me and not the many other students and schedules they have!
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So I get to work as a construction worker this Saturday at Liberty City.
Post #7742 · Posted at 2009-12-03 06:00:38am 15.8 years ago
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Post #7743 · Posted at 2009-12-03 06:01:54am 15.8 years ago
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Post #7744 · Posted at 2009-12-03 12:39:37pm 15.8 years ago
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For a little lol, I found out my family bought a slap chop


You're gonna love my nuts.
That and every time I think slap chop I always remember this video:

Post #7745 · Posted at 2009-12-03 12:43:16pm 15.8 years ago
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I was playing 1 vs. 100 on XBox Live. You know, the Extended Play mode where it's just a fuckton of people answering random questions. For a short while, I was second place out of about 14,000 people playing. Normally, I'd be feeling pretty badass at that point, but...
The theme of the questions was "Girls' Night In", a set full of questions aimed at women.
Since then, I've been checking my pants every fifteen minutes for the formation of a vagina.
The theme of the questions was "Girls' Night In", a set full of questions aimed at women.
Since then, I've been checking my pants every fifteen minutes for the formation of a vagina.
Post #7746 · Posted at 2009-12-03 09:50:15pm 15.7 years ago
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Post #7747 · Posted at 2009-12-03 10:19:19pm 15.7 years ago
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I was playing 1 vs. 100 on XBox Live. You know, the Extended Play mode where it's just a fuckton of people answering random questions. For a short while, I was second place out of about 14,000 people playing. Normally, I'd be feeling pretty badass at that point, but...
The theme of the questions was "Girls' Night In", a set full of questions aimed at women.
Since then, I've been checking my pants every fifteen minutes for the formation of a vagina.
The theme of the questions was "Girls' Night In", a set full of questions aimed at women.
Since then, I've been checking my pants every fifteen minutes for the formation of a vagina.
You made my day, Zukin-Man.
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Frogger w/ hamsters.
Got to Level 22 then quit due to boredom (school).

Post #7748 · Posted at 2009-12-03 11:10:05pm 15.7 years ago
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Quote: Zukin-Man
Since then, I've been checking my pants every fifteen minutes for the formation of a vagina.
So is it Zukin-Woman now or just plain Zukin?
Since everyone is bitching about finals:
My Intellectual Heritage II class has me doing a final project where I select songs to match the books I've read during the semester.
Now I could easily go mainstream music and do some severely obvious selections (i.e Headstrong / Linkin Park -> The Iliad) but I've decided to make it a challenge and use BEMANI music only.
I've got about half of the books paired up but there are some obscure ones that I can't even find mainstream stuff for. >.>
Post #7749 · Posted at 2009-12-04 12:59:04am 15.7 years ago
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I'm currently debating whether or not to add the gameboy courses onto my stepmania. I don't have the gameboy simfiles but I can always use the 3rd mix songs.
Looking at the GB2 SSR course:
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\IN THE NAVY'99:MANIAC;
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\MR. WONDERFUL:MANIAC;
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\IF YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE:MANIAC;
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\PARANOiA Rebirth:MANIAC;
Looks pretty fun, so for now, I'll think about it while adding other courses.
edit: just noticed they're not on Heavy mode except for that one. Looks like I won't be adding them then.
Looking at the GB2 SSR course:
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\IN THE NAVY'99:MANIAC;
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\MR. WONDERFUL:MANIAC;
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\IF YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE:MANIAC;
#SONG:Dance Dance Revolution GB 2\PARANOiA Rebirth:MANIAC;
Looks pretty fun, so for now, I'll think about it while adding other courses.
edit: just noticed they're not on Heavy mode except for that one. Looks like I won't be adding them then.
Post #7750 · Posted at 2009-12-04 02:16:24am 15.7 years ago
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Quote: Zukin-Man
Since then, I've been checking my pants every fifteen minutes for the formation of a vagina.
So is it Zukin-Woman now or just plain Zukin?
Zukin-Woman is redundant, and all of the Zukins had some kind of theme attached to them, so just Zukin wouldn't work. I'd need some kind of characteristic that coud be attached to the Zukin name. Maybe it would be Trap-Zukin since my dick is still intact.
...Or I could just keep going by Zukin-Man. Whatever, disregard.
Post #7751 · Posted at 2009-12-04 12:38:21pm 15.7 years ago
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I'd like to share how my day went 
I was playing stepmania and was called in to work (boo!) so at first I was like "oh fucking great." So I head to work and the manager just shoves my check in front of my face and says he talked to HR (human resources department) to get permisison to give me the check a day early so I can deposit before work tomorrow since I have some loans to pay off (boo loans!) so I was like "oh fuck yeah".
Since I was interrupted while I was playing stepmania, my body was still active and I decided to mop the floor. Only I didn't mop the floor but I fucking doused the whole place with water since the manager was still complaining about the sticky floors from my freak accident the last time I mopped (no, you nasty, not what you think). I figured "why mop regularly when I can re-enact the accident to speed up the process?"
So I doused the whole fucking floor with buckets and buckets and buckets of water and mopped. The floor is no longer sticky.
"Mopping" took a whole good hour, so I went to go get something to eat as I ate breakfast like at ten in the morning and I don't eat until I'm done playing seven to eight hours of stepmania - but since I was at work, I was hungry as fuck so I went to get me three sbarro pizzas and a bottle of apple juice. Oh my god, the pizzas hit the spot and I was so damn full and satisfied. I was all smug and shit and walked back and forth rubbing my belly with a smile on my face with my belt all loose.
And you'll never guess who dropped by my store today!! You'll never guess anyway so I'll tell you (nyuk nyuk nyuk)!! Pretzel girl dropped by and we were both like
"What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
(if this were a forum, it would be a same time post! hur hur)
I wasn't supposed to work today and she was supposed to be helping her manager with putting christmas lights around the house. Yeah, we wanted to hang out today but couldn't since she had plans, but what are the odds??!?! So she hung around and we chatted for a bit. She came down with a fever
but she looks so cute when she's sick 
After she left, she wound up calling me because her kid had something to tell me. He saidto "stay the fuck away from my mom or I'll fucking kill you, you little fuck tart that looks like a girl" Talk about an oedipus complex! HA! "thank you for giving me the plush toys." I just laughed at the fact that she insists on having him say thank you whenever I give him a toy when he's around.
After that phone call, I pretty much hung out with her mom and the other employee at the pretzel store talking about how pathetically retarded the employee at my store is until it was time to close.
You see (or not! HA!), I was called in to work today because the employee that's getting fired showed up in sandals. The manager told her to put her shoes on and she said that she didn't want to put them on without socks because she'll sweat and get infected with foot fungus, so the manager sent her home to get some socks. When she got home she called the manager and said:
"I don't feel like putting my shoes on"
So I was pretty fucking happy today. She's losing her hours and is only working about two days a week starting next week and they're being given to me.








































* = the freak accident consisted of a mop bucket and pine-sol. I like to kick the bucket around since it has wheels on it and I also like to thrust it around the store with my feet, but I kicked it from the wrong side and knocked it over. I was like "OH FUCK I JUST MOPPED THERE!!!" so I go fill up the mop bucket again and this time I decided to pull it by using the mop itself as the handle. and it fell over AGAIN, but in a different spot. I was all like "OH FUCK MY LIFE!!" and just cleaned up the spots where customers would walk by.

I was playing stepmania and was called in to work (boo!) so at first I was like "oh fucking great." So I head to work and the manager just shoves my check in front of my face and says he talked to HR (human resources department) to get permisison to give me the check a day early so I can deposit before work tomorrow since I have some loans to pay off (boo loans!) so I was like "oh fuck yeah".
Since I was interrupted while I was playing stepmania, my body was still active and I decided to mop the floor. Only I didn't mop the floor but I fucking doused the whole place with water since the manager was still complaining about the sticky floors from my freak accident the last time I mopped (no, you nasty, not what you think). I figured "why mop regularly when I can re-enact the accident to speed up the process?"
So I doused the whole fucking floor with buckets and buckets and buckets of water and mopped. The floor is no longer sticky.

"Mopping" took a whole good hour, so I went to go get something to eat as I ate breakfast like at ten in the morning and I don't eat until I'm done playing seven to eight hours of stepmania - but since I was at work, I was hungry as fuck so I went to get me three sbarro pizzas and a bottle of apple juice. Oh my god, the pizzas hit the spot and I was so damn full and satisfied. I was all smug and shit and walked back and forth rubbing my belly with a smile on my face with my belt all loose.
And you'll never guess who dropped by my store today!! You'll never guess anyway so I'll tell you (nyuk nyuk nyuk)!! Pretzel girl dropped by and we were both like
"What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing here?"
(if this were a forum, it would be a same time post! hur hur)
I wasn't supposed to work today and she was supposed to be helping her manager with putting christmas lights around the house. Yeah, we wanted to hang out today but couldn't since she had plans, but what are the odds??!?! So she hung around and we chatted for a bit. She came down with a fever


After she left, she wound up calling me because her kid had something to tell me. He said
After that phone call, I pretty much hung out with her mom and the other employee at the pretzel store talking about how pathetically retarded the employee at my store is until it was time to close.
You see (or not! HA!), I was called in to work today because the employee that's getting fired showed up in sandals. The manager told her to put her shoes on and she said that she didn't want to put them on without socks because she'll sweat and get infected with foot fungus, so the manager sent her home to get some socks. When she got home she called the manager and said:
"I don't feel like putting my shoes on"
So I was pretty fucking happy today. She's losing her hours and is only working about two days a week starting next week and they're being given to me.









































* = the freak accident consisted of a mop bucket and pine-sol. I like to kick the bucket around since it has wheels on it and I also like to thrust it around the store with my feet, but I kicked it from the wrong side and knocked it over. I was like "OH FUCK I JUST MOPPED THERE!!!" so I go fill up the mop bucket again and this time I decided to pull it by using the mop itself as the handle. and it fell over AGAIN, but in a different spot. I was all like "OH FUCK MY LIFE!!" and just cleaned up the spots where customers would walk by.
Post #7752 · Posted at 2009-12-04 12:50:59pm 15.7 years ago
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Jury Duty was boring as usual. I last had it in 2004. The jury room has Wi-Fi, but wouldn't let me access this site, amongst others, yet would let me access facebook, MySpace, and other shit like that. 

. The good thing that came out of it is that I don't have to go back for another 8 years...oh, and a $40 check in the mail.



Post #7753 · Posted at 2009-12-04 12:55:55pm 15.7 years ago
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...I'd also like to share what happened to me today.
Woke up in the morning, got dressed, went to one of my community college campuses, got my classes signed up for next term (Spring 2010), took a math End of Term test (not that hard to be frank).
After that was done, drove to my OTHER college campus, waited outside our classroom because another class was already in there (i get there at 10:30am, the class doesn't start until 11:30am...i save gas by not driving to my house and then to that place). Had my mp3 and the newspaper (yes i read the newspaper shut up :V) and waited. After the teacher left, went inside, chilled, people started coming in, then the teacher, saw some videos on art and design and creative process and stuff.
Class ends, back to my house, eat some ravioli's, took a nap, put on Christmas decorations around my house, played Rock Band with my lil bro on drums, my bro's g/f on vocals, and me on Guitar. After unsuccessfully getting more "fans" in the game because we need to bump up our difficulty (which i think is a gay move, my lil bro can't do Medium on drums, me and my bro's g/f can do Hard and/or Expert.) so if someone can help me with this dilemna, be appreciated.
Moving on, got bored after not getting fans so i play solo tour, got bored of doing that so i switched to DJ Hero, kicked someone's ass online, played my free DLC pack, got a new high score, 3rd place on that setlist on PSN, moved onto computer, checked a bunch of stuff, got REAL bored so i played Warcraft III: Frozen Throne b.net, got bored after no one was hosting Hero Line Wars, and here i am.
As you can tell from this, my life is pretty boring
Woke up in the morning, got dressed, went to one of my community college campuses, got my classes signed up for next term (Spring 2010), took a math End of Term test (not that hard to be frank).
After that was done, drove to my OTHER college campus, waited outside our classroom because another class was already in there (i get there at 10:30am, the class doesn't start until 11:30am...i save gas by not driving to my house and then to that place). Had my mp3 and the newspaper (yes i read the newspaper shut up :V) and waited. After the teacher left, went inside, chilled, people started coming in, then the teacher, saw some videos on art and design and creative process and stuff.
Class ends, back to my house, eat some ravioli's, took a nap, put on Christmas decorations around my house, played Rock Band with my lil bro on drums, my bro's g/f on vocals, and me on Guitar. After unsuccessfully getting more "fans" in the game because we need to bump up our difficulty (which i think is a gay move, my lil bro can't do Medium on drums, me and my bro's g/f can do Hard and/or Expert.) so if someone can help me with this dilemna, be appreciated.
Moving on, got bored after not getting fans so i play solo tour, got bored of doing that so i switched to DJ Hero, kicked someone's ass online, played my free DLC pack, got a new high score, 3rd place on that setlist on PSN, moved onto computer, checked a bunch of stuff, got REAL bored so i played Warcraft III: Frozen Throne b.net, got bored after no one was hosting Hero Line Wars, and here i am.
As you can tell from this, my life is pretty boring

Post #7754 · Posted at 2009-12-04 12:59:24pm 15.7 years ago
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Nothing good happened to me today fml
Post #7755 · Posted at 2009-12-04 12:59:40pm 15.7 years ago
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I'm glad I read that last line.
-5 for stealing my thunder you jack ass
-5 for stealing my thunder you jack ass
Post #7756 · Posted at 2009-12-04 01:02:29pm 15.7 years ago
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I'm glad I read that last line.
-5 for stealing my thunder you jack ass
MMMMMMMM PRETZEL GIRL OMNOMNOMNOMNONMONMONMONMNOMNOMNOM-5 for stealing my thunder you jack ass
Post #7757 · Posted at 2009-12-04 01:09:04pm 15.7 years ago
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Today I started laughing randomly because I was remembering how my whole English class sang Dora the Explorer songs. Come on Vamonos..... That was really random.
Post #7758 · Posted at 2009-12-04 01:15:05pm 15.7 years ago
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Can you say map?
Post #7759 · Posted at 2009-12-04 01:26:34pm 15.7 years ago
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I'd also like to share the events of my day...
I went to work, came home, and played the vidya gaems.
IM BORING
I went to work, came home, and played the vidya gaems.
IM BORING
Post #7760 · Posted at 2009-12-04 01:31:28pm 15.7 years ago
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no pr0nz today? le gasp! :O