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When a train comes to a stop at a station for a prolonged period of time, don't sit there like an idiot expecting it to continue to the next station.

When arguing with someone you hate, insult their Testosterone levels.

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on wednesdays we wear pink

If you never hope for anything then you'll never be disappointed.

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Stop making charts of The Sampling Paradise

If your fat and don't want to workout and lose the weight. Think about when a zombie apocalypse does happen. Would you rather be a survivor or a buffet?

if a monk comes up to you and tries to give you a book, say no thank you and leave as fast as possible

If you ever decide to hold a meeting to showcase a new product, be sure to mention at some point that you have no plans to unveil it during said meeting, might not sit well with people if you just keep talking about it for nearly 3 hours but never actually show them what it looks like.

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"Aim low; so low that nobody will notice, even if you succeed."

"Don't pee into the wind."

If anyone says anything about Half-Life 2: Episode 3 coming out, don't listen to them.
If you don't know what a crossover (as in DDR) is, don't upload your simfiles.
You might hate showers at first, but then when you get in you never want to leave.
Don't go on 4chan.

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When life gives you lemons, kill life, because lemons are evil.

dont make lemonade

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When directions to a location in Tokyo include "go down the stairs from street level", think long and hard about it.

Don't walk to school, some random guy will rob you and hurt you...

If you ever go to Taco Bell at 1 in the morning, stop.

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Do not mix Taco Bell and Long John Silver's together in a meal while in a car.

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If you ever go to Taco Bell at 1 in the morning, stop Keep eating

+22.3 Internets.

Unless if you want your brain to explode, don't go into the "How to flip a sphere inside out" part of YouTube.
It is not completely impossible to get out of the Japenesse side of YouTube.
Don't use Facepun-User was banned for this post (Facepunch admins are assholes - MaxOfS2Dick)

I have yet to get banned from Facepunch. I have seen more than 50 banned people so far.

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Remember, licking doorknob is illegal on other planets.

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If you see a milk container with "DON'T DRINK" written with a big black sharpie, do what it says.

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