Post #1 · Posted at 2017-01-01 06:58:45pm 7.3 years ago
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"He said to meet me on the 48th floor. There is nothing here."
Just then Quickman receives a text that reads "open the door".
"What is he talking about? There is no door, the 48th floor is completely empty!"
All of the sudden Quickman hears the elevator ding. He turns around as the doors open up. A strange mist pours out and into the room. Seconds later a figure emerges holding a severed head.
"What the fuck is going on..."
Quickman desperately looks for a way out but the only way is the elevator and that is blocked by this mysterious figure.
"Did Dr. al2k4 send you?"
"I am no longer in cahoots with that fool of a doctor. Lets just say I completed my last job for him and I am now free. He needed something done...something illegal"
Quickman immediately realizes that Professor derpta is standing before him. He hardly recognized him without his jetpack on.
"Well, if Dr. al2k4 did not send you, then who did? Was it AnonyWolf?"
"You could say that."
Professor derpta holds up the severed head and says "Don't be rude, Quickman. Introduce yourself to AnonyWolf. Perhaps I will mount this above my fireplace. I've always wanted a wolf head in my house...ha...ha...get it? A wolf head? Because his name is AnonyWolf and I have his hea..."
"Yeah I fucking understand your idiotic joke" Quickman snaps at Professor derpta.
Before either one can speak another word all of the glass from the windows on the 48th floor shatters. The sound of some sort of motorized device is heard which is soon followed by a gun shot. Professor derpta drops AnonyWolf's head and then his lifeless body falls to the floor. Quickman turns around and sees BemaniHyper sitting on his special scooter holding a smoking gun.
"Good morning, Quickman. Do you need a ride?"
Just then Quickman receives a text that reads "open the door".
"What is he talking about? There is no door, the 48th floor is completely empty!"
All of the sudden Quickman hears the elevator ding. He turns around as the doors open up. A strange mist pours out and into the room. Seconds later a figure emerges holding a severed head.
"What the fuck is going on..."
Quickman desperately looks for a way out but the only way is the elevator and that is blocked by this mysterious figure.
"Did Dr. al2k4 send you?"
"I am no longer in cahoots with that fool of a doctor. Lets just say I completed my last job for him and I am now free. He needed something done...something illegal"
Quickman immediately realizes that Professor derpta is standing before him. He hardly recognized him without his jetpack on.
"Well, if Dr. al2k4 did not send you, then who did? Was it AnonyWolf?"
"You could say that."
Professor derpta holds up the severed head and says "Don't be rude, Quickman. Introduce yourself to AnonyWolf. Perhaps I will mount this above my fireplace. I've always wanted a wolf head in my house...ha...ha...get it? A wolf head? Because his name is AnonyWolf and I have his hea..."
"Yeah I fucking understand your idiotic joke" Quickman snaps at Professor derpta.
Before either one can speak another word all of the glass from the windows on the 48th floor shatters. The sound of some sort of motorized device is heard which is soon followed by a gun shot. Professor derpta drops AnonyWolf's head and then his lifeless body falls to the floor. Quickman turns around and sees BemaniHyper sitting on his special scooter holding a smoking gun.
"Good morning, Quickman. Do you need a ride?"
Post #2 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:02:05pm 7.3 years ago
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This is the reason people laugh at z-i-v
Post #3 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:02:10pm 7.3 years ago
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Twilit Sporkel's Magic Land was better
Post #4 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:02:25pm 7.3 years ago
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I'm stressed
Post #5 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:08:30pm 7.3 years ago
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2017 off to a banger of a start
also how does corin keep escaping ban put him in guantanamo ffs
also how does corin keep escaping ban put him in guantanamo ffs
Post #6 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:09:15pm 7.3 years ago
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Make me a mod.
Post #7 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:16:01pm 7.3 years ago
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do you think we don't go outside enough?
Post #8 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:17:59pm 7.3 years ago
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instant classic 10/10
Post #9 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:25:37pm 7.3 years ago
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Please tell me you didn't write this.
I thought you were better than that...
I thought you were better than that...
Post #10 · Posted at 2017-01-01 07:25:48pm 7.3 years ago
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The only people who seem to care about people laughing at ZIv are the ones doing the laughing. None of us give a shit.
Cool thread sig.
Cool thread sig.
Post #11 · Posted at 2017-01-01 08:47:31pm 7.3 years ago
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embarrassing
Post #12 · Posted at 2017-01-01 08:51:38pm 7.3 years ago
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No more embarrassing than creating an account solely to make the "haha you can't have this name joke", when you think about it.
Post #13 · Posted at 2017-01-01 08:52:34pm 7.3 years ago
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No more embarrassing than creating an account solely to make the "haha you can't have this name joke", when you think about it.
No more embarrassing than making threads whining about namechanges on other people's behalf, when you think about it.
No more embarrassing than creating threads suggesting that people such as AnonyWolf and Aegis become mods, when you think about it.
Post #14 · Posted at 2017-01-01 08:53:08pm 7.3 years ago
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You'll have to ask Aegis about that one, I've never done it.
Post #15 · Posted at 2017-01-01 08:53:24pm 7.3 years ago
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Nah, it definitely is more embarrassing.
Post #16 · Posted at 2017-01-01 09:48:36pm 7.3 years ago
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This thread is going better than I had hoped.
Post #17 · Posted at 2017-01-01 09:58:13pm 7.3 years ago
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we love you too much to ruin what this glorious thread has given us
Post #18 · Posted at 2017-01-01 10:04:37pm 7.3 years ago
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All of the sudden Quickman hears the elevator ding.
He turns around as the doors open up.
He turns around as the doors open up.
Post #19 · Posted at 2017-01-01 10:29:35pm 7.3 years ago
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So can we have an ETA on chapter 2? I'm enthralled.
Post #20 · Posted at 2017-01-01 10:34:36pm 7.3 years ago
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Mods, sticky this thread.