Screw up DDR2014's US release

Konami has confirmed that they're bringing the DDR 2014 cabinets to the west, but they won't actually be putting the game into the machine. That's right: You'll walk into the arcade and see it with a blank screen and no pads.

Better yet they'll just bring in empty shells with no monitors or internal parts. Just an empty cabinet with nothing to power on.

---

Or better yet, stick a bootleg EXTREME in there.

---

DDR Supernova 2 Remastered in a white cabinet

---

Release the game but don't bother correcting the sync. It'd be like Beautiful Life for every song.

---

I don't mind that,

---

Talking to my friend about DDR A, this came about:
DDR A comes instead.
Jenkins: for the us
Jenkins: all you're gonna get
Jenkins: is
Jenkins: hands up in the air
tuxedoCatcratre: lmao what if
Jenkins: and remixes of it
tuxedoCatcratre: there's 5 songs
tuxedoCatcratre: HANDS UP IN THE AIR
tuxedoCatcratre: HANDS UP IN THE AIR (J-POP MIX)
tuxedoCatcratre: HANDS UP IN THE AIR (AIR SPECIAL)
tuxedoCatcratre: EXTRA STAGE: HANDS DOWN ON THE GROUND
tuxedoCatcratre: ENCORE EXTRA STAGE: HANDS EVERYWHERE D:
tuxedoCatcratre: HANDS EVERYWHERE D: has a bunch of stops and bpm changes

---

And the charts actually have lots of instances of 3+ arrows at once (or what ITG likes to call "hands")

---

That'd be great though!

---

There should be more remixes:
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (ANGELIC MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR 2020
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (interlude)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (So-REAL Mix)
HANDS DOWN ON THE GROUND ~DIRTY MIX~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~JUNGLE MIX~
HANDS DOWN ON THE GROUND ~clean mix~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Extended Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (EURO MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~For Melissa MIX~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (AMeuro-MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (nostalmix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (AMD CANCUN MIX)
and so on...

Title the game as DanceDanceRevolution: HANDS UP IN THE AIR, and have the game progress like early beatmania/DDR, with gradually more songs becoming available depending on conditions met.

---

We could do this all day long.

HANDS UP IN THE AIR (K.O.G. G3 Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (in roulette)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Red Monster Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Orchestra Groove)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Jazzy Groove)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (DDR Ver.)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Long Ver.)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (UPSWING MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (HEAVENLY MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (UKS MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (KCP MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (MM GROOVIN MIX)
HANDS DOWN ON THE GROUND (GRANDALE REMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (B4 ZA BEAT MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (FACTORY DANCE TEAM MIX)
HANDS EVERYWHERE CLIMAX
HANDS EVERYWHERE EVOLUTION
HANDS EVERYWHERE ETERNAL
HANDS EVERYWHERE Rebirth
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~SPEED MIX~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (super euro version)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ( the SubS Mix )
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Extended Moon Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (New Vocal Version)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Fat Beat Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Power Club Vocal Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Fired Up Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (RM Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Double Pump MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (ALMIGHTY MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Scorccio XY Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (CLASSIC R&B STYLE)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (ROB SEARLE CLUB MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~civilization mix~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (PERFECT SPHERE REMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Club MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (radio edit)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (MOMO MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (FROM NONSTOP MEGAMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (AM EAST mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (BLUE FIRE mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (3 Option MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (EURO TRANCE STYLE)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (next morning mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (KC Club Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Dance Mania Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (APPLE MIX)

I'm only at 7thMIX, and this isn't all of them either. But of course, we obviously have players who want a bit more of a challenge... so...

We also have these -only beauties:

HANDS UP IN THE AIR ("AIR" Special)
STOP MOVING YOUR HANDS ("FREEZE" Special)
HANDS DOWN ON THE GROUND ("VOLTAGE" Special)
HANDS IN RANDOM PLACES ("CHAOS" Special)
TAP THOSE HANDS ("STREAM" Special)

and of course...

HANDS EVERYWHERE ("GROOVE RADAR" Special)

What an exciting game!

---

HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Speedy Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Factory Team Remix)
HANDS EVERYWHERE survivor
HANDS EVERYWHERE survivor MAX
HANDS 300
HANDSS UNLIMITED
The legend of HANDS
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (for EXTREME)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (gimmix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (ORGANIC HOUSE VERSION)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (EXTREME version)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (130 BPM move it mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Twin Masterplan Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Groove Wonder Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (FT company edit)
Fascination HANDSS
Fascination ~eternal AIR mix~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (True Style)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Vocal Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (super euro version)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Machine Gun Kelly Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (DMX Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (J-SUMMER EDIT)
HANDS 300 (Super-Max-Me Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (SATURDAY NIGHT MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (2nd NAOKI's style)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (RAGE MIX)
HANDS EVERYWHERE -Respect-
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (JASON NEVINS REMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR -DanceDanceRevolution Mix-
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (NM STYLE)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Darwin and DJ Silver remix)
HANDS EVERYWHERE ~HADES~
HANDS IN BLACK HOLES
HANDS IN BLACK HOLES RELINQUISH
HANDS EVERYWHERE PheoniX
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~Torn Souls. Hurt Faiths~
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (English Version)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Re-Tuned by HAL) -DDR EDITION-
HANDS UP IN THE AIR -forest #25 DDR RMX-
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Extend Trance Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Jammin' Ragga Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR -I wanna get your heart-
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (FUTURE LOVE Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Up-Up-Down-Dance Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (2008 X-EDIT)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (SYSTEM 7 Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Original Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (AKIRA ISHIHARA Headshot Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (bounce in beat mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Tommie Sunshine's Brooklyn Fire Re-Touch)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (4beat Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (CUBE::HARD MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Ruffage Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Epidemik remix)
HUITA MIX 1 (Midnight Dawn)
HUITA MIX 2 (Beats 'n Bangs)
HUITA MIX 3 (Stomp Dem Groove)
HUITA MIX 4 (Linear Momentum)
HUITA MIX 5 (Overcrush)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (X-SPECIAL)
HANDS DOWN ON THE GROUND (GRANDALE REMIX) (2010 X-EDIT)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (2010 X-EDIT)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR <GOLD MIX>
DELTA HANDS
MEI UP IN THE AIR
HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~The world of Prime Numbers and Transcendental Being~
HANDSHANDSHANDS
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (L.E.D-G STYLE REMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (kors k mix)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION ver. a
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION ver. b
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION ver. c
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION ver. d
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (DDR X3)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Sound Selektaz Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (walk with you remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (AKBK MIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Y&Co. DJ BOSS remix)
HANDS EVERYWHERE (kskst mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (DA's Twinkly Disco Remix)
HANDS EVERYWHERE (xac nanoglide mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Fly With Me)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION (TYPE 1)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION (TYPE 2)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION (TYPE 3)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION -MAIDO OHKINI- (TYPE 1)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION -MAIDO OHKINI- (TYPE 2)
HANDS UP IN THE EVOLUTION -MAIDO OHKINI- (TYPE 3)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Sparky remix)
HANDS EVERYWHERE Revolution
HANDS EVERYWHERE EVOLUTION
HANDS UP IN THE AIR -Re:born-
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (satellite silhouette remix)
HANDS UP IN THE RESORT BEACH SIDE BUNNY
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (EDP Live Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Vinyl Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (U1 DJ Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Endorphins Mix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Darwin remix)
PAWS*PAWS
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (EDM REMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (MK REMIX)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (LON 8PM - TYO 4AM)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR 1000%
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (Speedcake Remix)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR (IIDX EDIT)
HANDS UP IN THE AIR -TAG EDITION-

Part of the REPLICANT AIR-ACTION event:
Anti-HANDS
New AIR
Pierce The AIR
HANDSESSION
Sakura UPrise
Shiny HANDS
HANDS UP IN THE AIR dimension

Part of the REPLICANT AIR-IGNITION event:
chaos HANDSer
HANDestination
HANDS*UPINTHE*AIR
HANDS UP vs. HANDS DOWN
AIR BLOW
EGO UP IN THE AIR 440
HANDS. (period)
OVER THE "HANDS UP IN THE AIR"


We now have the (99%) complete song list of DDR HANDS UP IN THE AIR.

---

No no no let's title it "HandsHandsRevolution"

---

You forgot the best one of them all!

HANDS UP IN THE AIR ~ALT mode~

---

Honestly, this HandsHandsRevolution is getting a little out of hand; initially, I tried to be semi-realistic with the remix subtitles, but since this has been taken to such extreme lengths, here are some more suggestions:

---

what if the a in ddr stands for air



hahahahaha so clever I am
maybe there will be air specials in the localized version of ddr and ONLY air specials.

---

?????????????????????????????????????????????????


Konami instead of DDR A gives us DDR Z filled with nothing but MaxX Unlimited remixes at 500+ BPM. Remixed by TAG because Naoki left Konami. c;

HANDS UP IN THE AIR? More like HANDS EVERYWHERE ON THIS PAGE.

On topic: The only cabinets we'll be getting are 4:3 ones, not the 16:9 ones.

---

The release date for the localized version will be pushed back multiple times until konam cancels the game

---

The game constantly shouts JOHN CENA at the most inconvenient times.

---