Screw up DDR2014's US release

Page 9 is ass. Let's make page 10 more than just 'lol hands?!?!?!'

I think one thing that could SERIOUSLY ruin the US release of any DDR, is, obviously, skimping on the cabinet. We all know what cutting corners does to DDR machines...

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DDR: Donald Trump Edition

-You can't play if you're Mexican or Muslim (the machine scans you and for some reason, can tell if you're Mexican, Muslim or not)
-Since Trump hates illegal or “bad” immigrants, and the KONAMI originals with Japanese lyrics and Japanese licenses remind him of such immigrants, they're not in the game and are replaced with songs Trump likes and patriotic songs
-If you are over 18 and you clear all the songs you play, a vote is automatically placed for Trump in the 2016 election
-A song rated 20 is finally introduced, but it features Trump singing and the lyrics are all about why you should vote for him. Oh, and Trump is the announcer, too.

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DDR: Bernie Sanders Edition

The machine is entirely free to play, but in order for the place to afford running it, all patrons are charged a tax at the door of the arcade.

poltics are boring lets get something exciting


DDR: Kidz Bop Edition

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Featuring the Kidz pathetically trying to sing in Japanese but mispronouncing everything! Hey, at least most of them are less squeaky than Nanahira.

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Add war-oriented features in it, to make it look like a typical Call of Duty game

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Read the literal first reply (not OP) on the first page.

Honestly I'd make a Betson joke; but I got beaten to that punch by 10 pages.

But yeah, Betson making the pads would be like first.

We get a remake of.......DDR 2nd Mix club version! With HD remeasters. However, the only songs playable is celebrate, and Macho Gang. And while the characters get HD remasters and textures, their polygona dont change! So they still look blocky.
Alsofor the characters facial expressions, sprites are used, so if the spites doesnt load....the characters will have blank expressions......
so yeah

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DDR Hillary Clinton Edition:

Every possible element changes frequently based on its popularity in [country of arcade], which usually is at the expense of the veteran DDR-player.

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Sorry but...

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Sorry I missed your post. That was stupid of me. I like your post though!

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DDR: EDM Edition. Oh wait.......





DDR: Catherine Edition and not as in the video game Catherine.....
The Catherine I am talking about likes pizza........the one from DDR PS3's website. Y'know, her diary.

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Wow, thanks NewbStepper!!

Another idea: DDR 'MURICA

Every single song is a country song. The licenses are replaced with ridiculously patriotic country songs and all KONAMI originals are turned into country remixes. Also, Awaodori, 8000000, Sumidagawa Karenka (WHYYYYY?!?! ) and all other totally Japanese-sounding songs are also replaced with patriotic country licenses.

Then again, I do like country music but not as much as other genres

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Since almost every element of the Groove Radar has been changed (every element except FREEZE), BEMANI is doing a new Radar Special Cycle.

This would include the game's first 20-footer: Over the "Period" ["GROOVE RADAR" Special].

Have fun.

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I found out more information about DDR: Catherine Edition from the most reliable source possible.

-All licensed tracks are replaced with licenses about pizza including Gimme Pizza by Mary-Kate and Ashley, We Like Pizza by The Pizza Kids, and Pizza by 5 Seconds of Summer (but replacing Michael's name with Catherine's.)
-The boss song in the game is called PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA and runs at a consistent 573 BPM. Catherine herself sings it and the only lyrics are, well, the title.
-Catherine is the only background dancer. Duh.
-The machine will be sold only to pizzerias, where you can play for free if you buy 6 slices of pizza and eat them ALL in their entirety. Otherwise, it costs $9.99 with $8.99 processing and handling to play 1 song. (There will be a hack though, if you enter your name as CATHERINE after playing once, you get to play for free for all times after the first time you played)
-PIZZA

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To add on to DDR Catherine Edition...
Catherine is the announcer, saying her trademark sentence...you know...sexy body.....
All of the songs will be replaced by the DDR PS3 songlist with the exception of the new pizza songs.
For each song you have to burn 6 calories and eat pizza between breaks (5 min, so now there are only 2 stages)
The interface and background visuals are ripped directly from the PS3 game.
There is Engrish and only engrish.

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Probably not strictly related, but all the talk of pizza in DDR: Catherine Edition remojds me of those demo discs Pizza Hut was running for the Ps1! If someone could tie it to Catherine, that would be swell :3

Getting back on topic...

DDR: Concerto Experience!

You can only play orchestral concertos spanning acrosss various time periods, from artists such as Bach, Mozart, and Brahms! You can even play through entire orchestral concerts, with pricing and other specifics to be announced.

Oh, and the background will consist of various Concertos playing in an orchestra!

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Dave and Busters deal is canceled, replaced by a DisneyQuest exclusivity contract. This means that the DDR 2014 localization is cancelled and instead a new game is released called...

Dancing Stage feat. Disney Channel!


All songs are intros to It's A Laugh sitcoms and songs by actors from their shows. The announcer is replaced by the voice from commercials for Disney Channel, and in the attract screen he says "KONAMI IS A PROUD SPONSOR OF DISNEY CHANNEL". All backgrounds are random dancing clips from Disney Channel sitcoms. A folder with a small batch of KONAMI Originals is available, but to access those you much get an MFC before the Final Stage also every song is terribly offsync haha f*ck you