Corrupt a wish!

Granted. Your problem now.

I wish for world peace.

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Wish Granted The world is now a peaceful place to live

I wish it was christmas already

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Not granted. You have to wait like everyone else. Besides, we're not ready yet.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

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Granted, but you're still confused

I wish for a car

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Granted. Here you go.



EDIT: No car.

I wish the Rangers kick the Cardinal's asses.

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Wish granted, Rangers win

I wish I could play 888 for 8 hours str8

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You already can. Just play on

I need to get my dog to stop humping me. Someone help me.

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Wish Denied. Incorporate it to your music.

I need a home.

Granted, but it's made of turds.

I want a new pair of shoes.

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Wish granted...Unfortunately it had a black widow spider in it...And it bit you.

I wish Ark Music Factory (the place that made the Friday video by Rebecca Black) exploded.

Granted. You then become the next Ark Music Factory that releases cookie-cutter Rebecca Friday clones.

I wish for you not to grant my wish.

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Wish granted.
Wish not granted.
I dislike paradoxes.

I wish for some tasty ice cream with chocolate sprinkles plz ♥

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Granted, but it doesn't mean the same thing in a gay bar.

I wish AgentP were still around.

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Granted, but now you share a room.

I wish my pillow were softer

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Granted but your mattress gets harder.

I wish DDR II would get a ps3 port

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Granted but they released terrible dlc and used the same horrible interface as DDR 2010 PS3/Xbox360

I wish I can turn into a werewolf (not the Twilight faggy ones).

granted but you have no control over your actions

I wish that I was better at DDR.

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granted, but you are forced to forever play Tsugaru

I wish I were cuter

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Granted you are able to AAA every single song...In mode.

I wish all Twitards would die.

Ayumis: granted, but everyone hates you
Starfoxes: granted, but they come back to haunt you

I wish that my English class was more interesting and we learned at a faster pace.

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