Post #21 · Posted at 2009-11-24 05:47:15am 14.4 years ago
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Stranger: YEAH MAN AWESUME
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Post #22 · Posted at 2009-11-24 06:21:07am 14.4 years ago
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Stranger: kewl, yah same.
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Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
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Stranger: copyrighted by god knows who
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Stranger: de'lanice here
You: wow, cool name
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: my sisters king kong quisha
Stranger: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
Stranger: copyrighted by god knows who
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Post #23 · Posted at 2009-11-24 06:31:23am 14.4 years ago
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Quote: MrTM2
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You: good, you?
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
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Stranger: kewl, yah same.
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, http://tinypic.com/3ia2i1yq do you think i'm hot?
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: http://www.incentaclick.com/click/md4923873f/amanda471/ (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell
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Post #24 · Posted at 2009-11-24 06:41:29am 14.4 years ago
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When I looked up amanda471 on google, it said her (OR HIS) name on a similar speed dating site in Gloucester. Maybe you can get lucky! 
Post #25 · Posted at 2009-11-24 06:52:24am 14.4 years ago
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Post #26 · Posted at 2009-11-24 07:15:42am 14.4 years ago
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Quote: MrTM2
When I looked up amanda471 on google, it said her (OR HIS) name on a similar speed dating site in Gloucester. Maybe you can get lucky!
Get fucked, I'm taken xPPost #27 · Posted at 2010-03-11 01:57:08pm 14.1 years ago
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Stranger: Hey
You: yo
Stranger: Horny?
You: you.
Stranger: Yeag
You: oh, you horny?
Stranger: Yeah
You: LOL you admit it!
Stranger: Yes
You: okay...
You: then?
Stranger: M or f?
You: M
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You: yo
Stranger: Horny?
You: you.
Stranger: Yeag
You: oh, you horny?
Stranger: Yeah
You: LOL you admit it!
Stranger: Yes
You: okay...
You: then?
Stranger: M or f?
You: M
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Post #28 · Posted at 2010-05-20 01:20:36pm 13.9 years ago
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Stranger: hi
You: Come on selector
Stranger: attack mid
You: In this game
You: use your feet and dance to the beat
Stranger: o i thought it was starcraft
Stranger: my bad
You: Step on the arrows and follow the rhythm
Stranger: ddr?
You: Don't match the timing with your eyes, feel the rhythm with your soul
Stranger: I sold it
You: C'mon, let me hear you say "Right!"
Stranger: up
Stranger: down
Stranger: down
Stranger: down
You: "Left!"
Stranger: right
Stranger: shit
Stranger: left
You: "Up, up!"
Stranger: left
Stranger: up
Stranger: right
Stranger: down
You: Down Down
Stranger: down
You: Up up up
Stranger: o shit a dinosaur
Stranger: I have to stand still
Stranger: or I'll die
You: I wanna hear you say "Down!"
Stranger: shut up he's coming over here
You: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Stranger: o shit
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Matching the timing with your eyes isn't gonna give you a cool score
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Sorry about the bump but I like this thread lets keep it going people!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ahoy!
You: Ewww pirates
Stranger: lol
You: That's about as low as... well... Low
Stranger: ew your face
You: I know it's horrible
Stranger: its a fucking greeting
Stranger: lol
You: about as a greeting as well hallmark
Stranger: youre very judgemental, my friend
Stranger: do you only speak in mtaphors?
You: I should be on american idol or britain's got talent or something that has a lot of sarcasm
Stranger: no
You: I think i'd make a great judge
Stranger: you should not be on television
Stranger: you should be a pooper scooper
Stranger: or an armadillo
You: used as one daily
You: since 1954
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: dammn
Stranger: thats fucked up
You: or whenever the aliens stole my virginity
Stranger: nah
Stranger: youre more like an anteater-esque alien
Stranger: that feeds off of embryos
You: that explains the tongue...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and that stench
You: dang....
Stranger: dang?
You: should i get it looked at
Stranger: where you from
You: well originally i was from atlantis i think
Stranger: you should be liquified and used as an energy source
You: new type of green energy?
Stranger: how did you survive the massive flooding the destroyed atlantis?
Stranger: are you a mermaid?
You: well...
You: I have a bubble you see
You: it's plastic
You: it makes me float in water
You: and sometimes i sink though
You: but i can pop it open and fly around or you just tilt the ground around me and i roll
You: hit me with a cue stick and i go around a billiards table
Stranger: lol
You: oh and i race with my friends. they are also in bubbles
You: that's my life thus far
Stranger: bubble gang?
Stranger: you hooligans these days
Stranger: i bet youre 12
You: something like that
You: although the tv says i'm 24 or 19.
You: depending on the channel
Stranger: the tv?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont get that one
Stranger: my friend
You: yeah. it's the only thing that keeps me up to date with the "real world"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you live in the amazon
Stranger: and somehow get basic cable?
You: it's this miraculous invention that tells time but it has a drawback
Stranger: whats the drawback?
You: it causes cancer
You: i have good sized tumor on my eyeball
Stranger: thats sexy
You: it hurts when i squint
Stranger: lol
You: well.. I must go for now. apparently the warden is telling me that my privilege time is over so i have to go back to bubba. I shall miss you and tell the aliens i said goodnight
Stranger: lol
Stranger: farewell
Stranger: it was a pleasure
You: tootlelooo
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Choose your character...
You: Cyrax
Stranger: cyrax?
You: Cyrax
You: Round one...
You: FIGHT!
You: Toasty!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gundam
You: Cyrax wins. Flawless Victory
You: Round two...
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: yiha
Stranger: POW!!!
You: Cyrax Wins.
You: Round Three...
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: CYRAX LOSE
You: MUAHAHAHA
You: Finish Him...
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: its over
You: Cyrax Wins... Fatality
Stranger: hey cyrax lose,
You: Choose your Character
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gundam 00
You: Gundam 00
You: Raiden
Stranger: that's mina
Stranger: *mine
You: Round One...
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: duak...
You: awayabumbaway!!!
Stranger: brukk!!!!
You: *ZAP*
Stranger: yiha!!!.....
You: OOOOOH
You: uhwah
You: uhwah
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ok i'm the winner
You: Gundam wins.
Stranger: yeah
You: Round two...
FIGHT
Stranger: hey wait
Stranger: my leg is break
You: *zap*
You: *Teleport*
You: yourmomatemypie!!!!!
Stranger: teleport?? waw that's cool
You: megatoncrashmonkey!!!
Stranger: youhitmyface!!!!
You: Raiden wins...
Stranger: wat??
Stranger: no
You: Round three.
Stranger: you cheat
You: FIGHT!!
Stranger: ok
You: uhwah
You: uhwah
Stranger: hityou
Stranger: hityou
You: donthitmeinmymouth!!!
You: iliketomaketamales!!
You: *Zap*
You: *zap*
You: *teleport*
Stranger: are you k?
You: Finish Him!
You: *ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
You: *BOOOM*
Stranger: finish me??
Stranger: cut
You: Raiden Wins....
You: Fatality
Stranger: no not yet
You: Game Over
Stranger: I dont wanna kill anyone withoutknwoing who he is
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: crazyyy
Stranger: I won
You have disconnected.
You: Come on selector
Stranger: attack mid
You: In this game
You: use your feet and dance to the beat
Stranger: o i thought it was starcraft
Stranger: my bad
You: Step on the arrows and follow the rhythm
Stranger: ddr?
You: Don't match the timing with your eyes, feel the rhythm with your soul
Stranger: I sold it
You: C'mon, let me hear you say "Right!"
Stranger: up
Stranger: down
Stranger: down
Stranger: down
You: "Left!"
Stranger: right
Stranger: shit
Stranger: left
You: "Up, up!"
Stranger: left
Stranger: up
Stranger: right
Stranger: down
You: Down Down
Stranger: down
You: Up up up
Stranger: o shit a dinosaur
Stranger: I have to stand still
Stranger: or I'll die
You: I wanna hear you say "Down!"
Stranger: shut up he's coming over here
You: Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
Stranger: o shit
Stranger: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Matching the timing with your eyes isn't gonna give you a cool score
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sorry about the bump but I like this thread lets keep it going people!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Ahoy!
You: Ewww pirates
Stranger: lol
You: That's about as low as... well... Low
Stranger: ew your face
You: I know it's horrible
Stranger: its a fucking greeting
Stranger: lol
You: about as a greeting as well hallmark
Stranger: youre very judgemental, my friend
Stranger: do you only speak in mtaphors?
You: I should be on american idol or britain's got talent or something that has a lot of sarcasm
Stranger: no
You: I think i'd make a great judge
Stranger: you should not be on television
Stranger: you should be a pooper scooper
Stranger: or an armadillo
You: used as one daily
You: since 1954
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: dammn
Stranger: thats fucked up
You: or whenever the aliens stole my virginity
Stranger: nah
Stranger: youre more like an anteater-esque alien
Stranger: that feeds off of embryos
You: that explains the tongue...
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and that stench
You: dang....
Stranger: dang?
You: should i get it looked at
Stranger: where you from
You: well originally i was from atlantis i think
Stranger: you should be liquified and used as an energy source
You: new type of green energy?
Stranger: how did you survive the massive flooding the destroyed atlantis?
Stranger: are you a mermaid?
You: well...
You: I have a bubble you see
You: it's plastic
You: it makes me float in water
You: and sometimes i sink though
You: but i can pop it open and fly around or you just tilt the ground around me and i roll
You: hit me with a cue stick and i go around a billiards table
Stranger: lol
You: oh and i race with my friends. they are also in bubbles
You: that's my life thus far
Stranger: bubble gang?
Stranger: you hooligans these days
Stranger: i bet youre 12
You: something like that
You: although the tv says i'm 24 or 19.
You: depending on the channel
Stranger: the tv?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i dont get that one
Stranger: my friend
You: yeah. it's the only thing that keeps me up to date with the "real world"
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do you live in the amazon
Stranger: and somehow get basic cable?
You: it's this miraculous invention that tells time but it has a drawback
Stranger: whats the drawback?
You: it causes cancer
You: i have good sized tumor on my eyeball
Stranger: thats sexy
You: it hurts when i squint
Stranger: lol
You: well.. I must go for now. apparently the warden is telling me that my privilege time is over so i have to go back to bubba. I shall miss you and tell the aliens i said goodnight
Stranger: lol
Stranger: farewell
Stranger: it was a pleasure
You: tootlelooo
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Choose your character...
You: Cyrax
Stranger: cyrax?
You: Cyrax
You: Round one...
You: FIGHT!
You: Toasty!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gundam
You: Cyrax wins. Flawless Victory
You: Round two...
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: yiha
Stranger: POW!!!
You: Cyrax Wins.
You: Round Three...
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: CYRAX LOSE
You: MUAHAHAHA
You: Finish Him...
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: its over
You: Cyrax Wins... Fatality
Stranger: hey cyrax lose,
You: Choose your Character
Stranger: ok
Stranger: gundam 00
You: Gundam 00
You: Raiden
Stranger: that's mina
Stranger: *mine
You: Round One...
You: FIGHT!
Stranger: duak...
You: awayabumbaway!!!
Stranger: brukk!!!!
You: *ZAP*
Stranger: yiha!!!.....
You: OOOOOH
You: uhwah
You: uhwah
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ok i'm the winner
You: Gundam wins.
Stranger: yeah
You: Round two...
FIGHT
Stranger: hey wait
Stranger: my leg is break
You: *zap*
You: *Teleport*
You: yourmomatemypie!!!!!
Stranger: teleport?? waw that's cool
You: megatoncrashmonkey!!!
Stranger: youhitmyface!!!!
You: Raiden wins...
Stranger: wat??
Stranger: no
You: Round three.
Stranger: you cheat
You: FIGHT!!
Stranger: ok
You: uhwah
You: uhwah
Stranger: hityou
Stranger: hityou
You: donthitmeinmymouth!!!
You: iliketomaketamales!!
You: *Zap*
You: *zap*
You: *teleport*
Stranger: are you k?
You: Finish Him!
You: *ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
You: *BOOOM*
Stranger: finish me??
Stranger: cut
You: Raiden Wins....
You: Fatality
Stranger: no not yet
You: Game Over
Stranger: I dont wanna kill anyone withoutknwoing who he is
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: crazyyy
Stranger: I won
You have disconnected.
Post #29 · Posted at 2010-05-31 09:06:41am 13.9 years ago
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From a while ago: (as posted on Aaron in Japan)
and this was ridiculous
and a personal favorite
I'll do some more later
Got bored recently...
You: HI
Stranger: Hi, 20 male here
You: wow, 20 whole males?
You: can I have like four?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Im a 20 year old guy* better?
You: UHHHH NO
THAT'S GAY AS HELL
You have disconnected.
Stranger: 20 male looking for horny female with msn,cam
You: oh right here!
You: I am a female!
You: and I have both MSN
You: AND A CAM
Stranger: ok
You: I THINK WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Stranger: write msn
You: I'M FALLING FOR YOU
You: WHAT CAN I DO
You: I'M IN LOVE
You: that's my msn
You: oh
You: don't forget to put "@dumbasslosertryingtogetlaidontheinter.net" at the end
You have disconnected.
Quote: "discovigilante"
You: big ol nigga?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no lololol
Stranger: fuck nigs
You: awwwwwww
You: big ol whitey?
Stranger: not big but mhmm
You: awwwwwww
You: medium ol whitey?
Stranger: lollolololol
Stranger: wtf are u even talkin about?
You: I was just tryin 2 guess
You: who u r
You: if ur not big ol nigga
You: and ur not big ol whitey
You: u must be medium ol whitey
Stranger: wtf its big or medium saposed to mean?
Stranger: dick size or somthin?
You: no wtf
You: r u gay
You: it's just like
You: height dude
You: wtf
Stranger: ok good quear
You: u mean query
You: u can't spell can u
You: that's what you get
You: FOR BEING A WHITE WHITEY WHITE RACIST WHITE HATER HONKY FUCK
You: CRACKER
You have disconnected.
I use this line a lot.
Stranger: asl?
You: my Aryan Significant Lifeblood?
You: I'm AB positive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I'm actually B positive)
Stranger: m
You: n
Stranger: dwisex?
Stranger: or tranny?
You: x?
Stranger: o
You: j
Stranger: p
You: s, f p?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hey
Stranger: no lololol
Stranger: fuck nigs
You: awwwwwww
You: big ol whitey?
Stranger: not big but mhmm
You: awwwwwww
You: medium ol whitey?
Stranger: lollolololol
Stranger: wtf are u even talkin about?
You: I was just tryin 2 guess
You: who u r
You: if ur not big ol nigga
You: and ur not big ol whitey
You: u must be medium ol whitey
Stranger: wtf its big or medium saposed to mean?
Stranger: dick size or somthin?
You: no wtf
You: r u gay
You: it's just like
You: height dude
You: wtf
Stranger: ok good quear
You: u mean query
You: u can't spell can u
You: that's what you get
You: FOR BEING A WHITE WHITEY WHITE RACIST WHITE HATER HONKY FUCK
You: CRACKER
You have disconnected.
I use this line a lot.
Stranger: asl?
You: my Aryan Significant Lifeblood?
You: I'm AB positive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I'm actually B positive)
Stranger: m
You: n
Stranger: dwisex?
Stranger: or tranny?
You: x?
Stranger: o
You: j
Stranger: p
You: s, f p?
Stranger: lol
and this was ridiculous
Quote: "discovigilante"
You: (here I posted the entirety of the wikipedia article on Søren Kierkegaard)
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: SHIIIIT
You: SHIIIIIIT
You: dropping serious fucking wikipedia on here
Stranger: give me an hour to read that n ill get back to ye
You: I just meant to paste a link to a pic of my vagina
Stranger:
You: guess I messed that up
Stranger: CRAP THATS A SHITLOAD OF VAGINAL LINKAGE
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: IF MY VAGINA HAD THAT MUCH LINKAGE...
Stranger: SHIT I DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT
Stranger: ESPECIALLY CUZ IM A GUY
You: DUDE ME TOO
Stranger: shit im scared now
You: WANNA BE VAGINA BROS?
Stranger: YA MAN
Stranger: i like the sound of that
You: AIN'T NOTHIN' MORE SPECIAL THAN
You: VAGINA BROS
Stranger: ima put it on my resumes
You: SICK DUDE
Stranger: "I'm a vagina bro"
You: "Experience: Vagina Bro, 2 yrs"
Stranger: FUCK YA!
You: "Name a time that you put excellent work leadership into effect"
You: "Well, I am a Vagina Bro."
Stranger: "I had like 200 miles of linkage also"
Stranger: ok redy dis fight go
Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN
You: WTF YOU NIG
You: LET'S GET BLACK IN THIS BITCH
Stranger: FUCK MAN SHOW THE NIGS SOME RESPECT
You: OKAY FINE
You: NIGS ARE GREAT PEOPLE
Stranger: YO BRO IMA MESS U UP
You: CUT ME BRO
You: CUT ME VAGINA BRO
Stranger: IMA CUT ALL UR LINKAGE MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi!
Stranger: SHIIIIT
You: SHIIIIIIT
You: dropping serious fucking wikipedia on here
Stranger: give me an hour to read that n ill get back to ye
You: I just meant to paste a link to a pic of my vagina
Stranger:
You: guess I messed that up
Stranger: CRAP THATS A SHITLOAD OF VAGINAL LINKAGE
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: IF MY VAGINA HAD THAT MUCH LINKAGE...
Stranger: SHIT I DONT EVEN WANNA THINK ABOUT IT
Stranger: ESPECIALLY CUZ IM A GUY
You: DUDE ME TOO
Stranger: shit im scared now
You: WANNA BE VAGINA BROS?
Stranger: YA MAN
Stranger: i like the sound of that
You: AIN'T NOTHIN' MORE SPECIAL THAN
You: VAGINA BROS
Stranger: ima put it on my resumes
You: SICK DUDE
Stranger: "I'm a vagina bro"
You: "Experience: Vagina Bro, 2 yrs"
Stranger: FUCK YA!
You: "Name a time that you put excellent work leadership into effect"
You: "Well, I am a Vagina Bro."
Stranger: "I had like 200 miles of linkage also"
Stranger: ok redy dis fight go
Stranger: FUCK YOU MAN
You: WTF YOU NIG
You: LET'S GET BLACK IN THIS BITCH
Stranger: FUCK MAN SHOW THE NIGS SOME RESPECT
You: OKAY FINE
You: NIGS ARE GREAT PEOPLE
Stranger: YO BRO IMA MESS U UP
You: CUT ME BRO
You: CUT ME VAGINA BRO
Stranger: IMA CUT ALL UR LINKAGE MAN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
and a personal favorite
Quote: "discovigilante"
Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: u want to count to 10?
Stranger: ok
You: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 3
Stranger: 4
You: 5
Stranger: 6
You: 7
Stranger: 8
You: 8
You: FUCK
You: ok let's start over
You: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 3
Stranger: 4
You: 5
Stranger: 6
You: 7
Stranger: 8
You: 9
You: JOIN THE NAZI PARTY
You: FUCK
You: ok let's start over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
You: u want to count to 10?
Stranger: ok
You: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 3
Stranger: 4
You: 5
Stranger: 6
You: 7
Stranger: 8
You: 8
You: FUCK
You: ok let's start over
You: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 3
Stranger: 4
You: 5
Stranger: 6
You: 7
Stranger: 8
You: 9
You: JOIN THE NAZI PARTY
You: FUCK
You: ok let's start over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote: "discovigilante"
Stranger: HEY THER IM JIMMY, IM 57 AND IM FROM NORWAY, I HAVE A BEARD AND I WANT TO TOUCH YOO
You: WOW
You: PLEAES DO JIMMY
You: NEVER BEEN TO NORWAY
Stranger: OOOOOOOOHHHHH RIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE
You: YEAH
You: TOUCH ME WITH THAT BEARD OF YOURS
Stranger: WHERE SHALL I TOUCH YOU?
You: ALL OVER
You: MY NAME IS COLBY
Stranger: TEH ABDOMEN?
You: I'M A FRONTIER ACCOUNTANT
Stranger: I LIKE THE ABDOMEN
You: BETTER MAKE IT THE THORAX
Stranger: BUT COLBYY
Stranger: I LIKE THE ABDOMEN
You: ALRIGHT
You: JUST THIS ONCE JIMMY
Stranger: OK
Stranger: TOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCH
You: OH JESUS
Stranger: OOHHH YEEAAAHHHH
You: IT'S TICKLING ME AWAY
You: INTO
You: DUST>>>>
Stranger: THE BEARD IS GREASY, IT HAS CORNFLAKES IN IT
You: OH YES
Stranger: MMMM
You: GO ON WITH YOUR DESCRIPTION THERE JIMMY
Stranger: ITS LONG AND WIREY, LIKE METAL, IT HAS LIKE SOME FESUS IN IT ASWELL. I HAVE EAR HAIR THAT IS BREACHING THE 7CM MARK, IM PROUDD
You: OH FFFUUUUUUUU
You: I came
You: whew
Stranger: YEAHH
You: thanks for that one dude
Stranger: NO PROBLEMO
You have disconnected.
Stranger: indonesia?
You: that is a country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: WOW
You: PLEAES DO JIMMY
You: NEVER BEEN TO NORWAY
Stranger: OOOOOOOOHHHHH RIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEE
You: YEAH
You: TOUCH ME WITH THAT BEARD OF YOURS
Stranger: WHERE SHALL I TOUCH YOU?
You: ALL OVER
You: MY NAME IS COLBY
Stranger: TEH ABDOMEN?
You: I'M A FRONTIER ACCOUNTANT
Stranger: I LIKE THE ABDOMEN
You: BETTER MAKE IT THE THORAX
Stranger: BUT COLBYY
Stranger: I LIKE THE ABDOMEN
You: ALRIGHT
You: JUST THIS ONCE JIMMY
Stranger: OK
Stranger: TOUCHTOUCHTOUCHTOUCH
You: OH JESUS
Stranger: OOHHH YEEAAAHHHH
You: IT'S TICKLING ME AWAY
You: INTO
You: DUST>>>>
Stranger: THE BEARD IS GREASY, IT HAS CORNFLAKES IN IT
You: OH YES
Stranger: MMMM
You: GO ON WITH YOUR DESCRIPTION THERE JIMMY
Stranger: ITS LONG AND WIREY, LIKE METAL, IT HAS LIKE SOME FESUS IN IT ASWELL. I HAVE EAR HAIR THAT IS BREACHING THE 7CM MARK, IM PROUDD
You: OH FFFUUUUUUUU
You: I came
You: whew
Stranger: YEAHH
You: thanks for that one dude
Stranger: NO PROBLEMO
You have disconnected.
Stranger: indonesia?
You: that is a country
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'll do some more later
Got bored recently...
Quote
You: HI
Stranger: Hi, 20 male here
You: wow, 20 whole males?
You: can I have like four?
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: Im a 20 year old guy* better?
You: UHHHH NO
THAT'S GAY AS HELL
You have disconnected.
Stranger: 20 male looking for horny female with msn,cam
You: oh right here!
You: I am a female!
You: and I have both MSN
You: AND A CAM
Stranger: ok
You: I THINK WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER
Stranger: write msn
You: I'M FALLING FOR YOU
You: WHAT CAN I DO
You: I'M IN LOVE
You: that's my msn
You: oh
You: don't forget to put "@dumbasslosertryingtogetlaidontheinter.net" at the end
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Post #30 · Posted at 2010-06-09 07:13:17am 13.8 years ago
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Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny male?
You: You or me?
Stranger: u
You: Hold on, I'll get my brother
You: He's six, you know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: horny male?
You: You or me?
Stranger: u
You: Hold on, I'll get my brother
You: He's six, you know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: STING
You: ROOOOOOOOXANNE!
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: wtf are u talking bout
Stranger: better leave now
You: You clearly haven't heard of The Police
Stranger: *shoo's you away*
You: With their lead singer Sting
Stranger: uhm no never
You: Fucking Luddite.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: STING
You: ROOOOOOOOXANNE!
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: wtf are u talking bout
Stranger: better leave now
You: You clearly haven't heard of The Police
Stranger: *shoo's you away*
You: With their lead singer Sting
Stranger: uhm no never
You: Fucking Luddite.
You have disconnected.
Quote
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: im m
You: indeed
Stranger: how old
You: 19
Stranger: 18\
Stranger: are u bored or horny
You: both
Stranger: same
You: hmm
Stranger: talk dirty
You: I don't need to. You're the man in this, it's your job.
Stranger: ok i want to pound u so hard to u cant walk the next day
You: ooh
You: impressive
You: let me try
Stranger: ok
You: i want to rub my pussy in your mouth so hard you drown
Stranger: oh yeah that hits the spot
You: yeah
Stranger: i want to eat u out like fat kids eat food they just keep going
You: oh yeah!
Stranger: yeah ;p()'
You: i wanna scratch my dick, comb my moustache and do the Times Crossword
You: MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!
Stranger: and u like dicks in ur mouth
You: And judging by the last conversation, so do you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: im m
You: indeed
Stranger: how old
You: 19
Stranger: 18\
Stranger: are u bored or horny
You: both
Stranger: same
You: hmm
Stranger: talk dirty
You: I don't need to. You're the man in this, it's your job.
Stranger: ok i want to pound u so hard to u cant walk the next day
You: ooh
You: impressive
You: let me try
Stranger: ok
You: i want to rub my pussy in your mouth so hard you drown
Stranger: oh yeah that hits the spot
You: yeah
Stranger: i want to eat u out like fat kids eat food they just keep going
You: oh yeah!
Stranger: yeah ;p()'
You: i wanna scratch my dick, comb my moustache and do the Times Crossword
You: MOTHERFUCKER YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!
Stranger: and u like dicks in ur mouth
You: And judging by the last conversation, so do you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #31 · Posted at 2010-06-09 07:41:21am 13.8 years ago
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: i want to try something out
Stranger: anything
You: i want to go around here and ask people if they like justin bieber, if they do, im gonna rant on them
Stranger: why not
You: you like justin bieber
Stranger: for sure
You: well, why the hell do you like some canadian faggot who obviously doesn't have his balls dropped yet?
You: honestly he sounds like a fucking fairy
You: why not listen to something good for once
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: i think you are right
You: well my work is done
You: nice meeting you
Stranger: nice to meet you too
You: see ya
Stranger: what
Stranger: you go
You: thats all that i wanted to do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye dude
You: see ya
You have disconnected.
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: i want to try something out
Stranger: anything
You: i want to go around here and ask people if they like justin bieber, if they do, im gonna rant on them
Stranger: why not
You: you like justin bieber
Stranger: for sure
You: well, why the hell do you like some canadian faggot who obviously doesn't have his balls dropped yet?
You: honestly he sounds like a fucking fairy
You: why not listen to something good for once
Stranger: you know what
Stranger: i think you are right
You: well my work is done
You: nice meeting you
Stranger: nice to meet you too
You: see ya
Stranger: what
Stranger: you go
You: thats all that i wanted to do
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye dude
You: see ya
You have disconnected.
Post #32 · Posted at 2010-09-20 06:46:04am 13.6 years ago
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 21 female brazillian looking for a good time (;
You: Say please.
Stranger: please (;
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: 21 female brazillian looking for a good time (;
You: Say please.
Stranger: please (;
You: No.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #33 · Posted at 2010-09-20 07:03:58am 13.6 years ago
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Good one bro :v
Why don't we take it to the next level?
C'mon, let's go
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm taking a leak, how about you?
Stranger: asl plz
You: age sex language
You: wait, did i do it wrong im sorry
You: age sex location
You: got it ;)
Stranger: m
Stranger: 25
Stranger: u
You: You live in Utah? Meh :/
You: 19
You: m
You: FL
Stranger: tunisia
Stranger: do you know tunisia
You: OOOhhhhhhh interesting
You: So how's life over there?
Stranger: tunisia in africa
You: Yeah i know, i checked
Stranger: do you like vested him
You: vested? Ummmm are you saying i am a suicide bomber? Or are you saying i have a nice vest?
You: I'm not getting what your saying :/
Stranger: do you have msn
You: Sorry your a stranger
You: i give out my info to pedophiles
You: NOT strangers
You: so your out of luck there buddy
Stranger: adde to friend
Stranger: tunisia is very nice
You: very nice, yes?
Stranger: fuck you
Why don't we take it to the next level?
C'mon, let's go
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: I'm taking a leak, how about you?
Stranger: asl plz
You: age sex language
You: wait, did i do it wrong im sorry
You: age sex location
You: got it ;)
Stranger: m
Stranger: 25
Stranger: u
You: You live in Utah? Meh :/
You: 19
You: m
You: FL
Stranger: tunisia
Stranger: do you know tunisia
You: OOOhhhhhhh interesting
You: So how's life over there?
Stranger: tunisia in africa
You: Yeah i know, i checked
Stranger: do you like vested him
You: vested? Ummmm are you saying i am a suicide bomber? Or are you saying i have a nice vest?
You: I'm not getting what your saying :/
Stranger: do you have msn
You: Sorry your a stranger
You: i give out my info to pedophiles
You: NOT strangers
You: so your out of luck there buddy
Stranger: adde to friend
Stranger: tunisia is very nice
You: very nice, yes?
Stranger: fuck you
