Post #1 · Posted at 2009-10-10 05:08:50am 14.5 years ago
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Meet Omegle.
With this you get paired up with a completely random person online. You will have no idea who the other person is. Here's your task: make the best conversation you can. Like thus.
With this you get paired up with a completely random person online. You will have no idea who the other person is. Here's your task: make the best conversation you can. Like thus.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, how are you? I am a man from The Netherlands, Utrecht. And I am 17 years old.. Do wanna have camsex with me at msn?
You: OK, I'll go get my daughter.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, how are you? I am a man from The Netherlands, Utrecht. And I am 17 years old.. Do wanna have camsex with me at msn?
You: OK, I'll go get my daughter.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 573/tentacle monster/under your bed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: 573/tentacle monster/under your bed
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #2 · Posted at 2009-10-10 05:12:31am 14.5 years ago
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Stranger: Hello
You: Hello sir or madam
Stranger: I'm a sir. How are YOU sir or madam?
You: Sir. I am quite well
Stranger: How was the evening? Pleasent?
You: A bit brisk, if I do say so myself.
You: And yours?
Stranger: The day was brisk, too. So unlike the first week of April. However, I had a nice salad with a side of brazed chicken, and my evening has been thus far pleasent.
You: Ah, excellent.
You: Quite a shame that the snow has begun to fall once again.
You: At least here.
Stranger: Oh, you must be out in the midwest. I'm here in the south, and there is talk of snow flurries. This is quite insane, if I do say so myself.
You: Snow in the south? Absurd!
You: Quite a mystery, that weather.
Stranger: I too screamed Poppycock and Balderdash at the glowing box.
Stranger: Alas, you are quite right.
Stranger: So, have you read any good books as of late?
You: Oh dear, I don't quite remember
You: Not lately, unfortunately.
Stranger: Not to worry, I say literature is dead. Just as theater was decalred dead a couple of decades aho.
Stranger: *ago.
You: The age of technology has been great.
You: Instant intelligence at the end of our fingertips.
You: Impressive!
Stranger: It has. The electronic encyclopeadic tome is one the marvels of this massive web of information.
Stranger: And pornography. It has done well in this so-called "information age".
You: Ah yes! I have been trying to keep my library up-to-date with the latest pornography.
Stranger: Oh it is magnificant.
Stranger: Truly and utterly.
You: Don't want to get lost in the Dark Ages. Oh my!
Stranger: Well, I must cut our evening short. My lady love beckons me to bone her rightly in her vagina. Good evening to you, good sir.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello sir or madam
Stranger: I'm a sir. How are YOU sir or madam?
You: Sir. I am quite well
Stranger: How was the evening? Pleasent?
You: A bit brisk, if I do say so myself.
You: And yours?
Stranger: The day was brisk, too. So unlike the first week of April. However, I had a nice salad with a side of brazed chicken, and my evening has been thus far pleasent.
You: Ah, excellent.
You: Quite a shame that the snow has begun to fall once again.
You: At least here.
Stranger: Oh, you must be out in the midwest. I'm here in the south, and there is talk of snow flurries. This is quite insane, if I do say so myself.
You: Snow in the south? Absurd!
You: Quite a mystery, that weather.
Stranger: I too screamed Poppycock and Balderdash at the glowing box.
Stranger: Alas, you are quite right.
Stranger: So, have you read any good books as of late?
You: Oh dear, I don't quite remember
You: Not lately, unfortunately.
Stranger: Not to worry, I say literature is dead. Just as theater was decalred dead a couple of decades aho.
Stranger: *ago.
You: The age of technology has been great.
You: Instant intelligence at the end of our fingertips.
You: Impressive!
Stranger: It has. The electronic encyclopeadic tome is one the marvels of this massive web of information.
Stranger: And pornography. It has done well in this so-called "information age".
You: Ah yes! I have been trying to keep my library up-to-date with the latest pornography.
Stranger: Oh it is magnificant.
Stranger: Truly and utterly.
You: Don't want to get lost in the Dark Ages. Oh my!
Stranger: Well, I must cut our evening short. My lady love beckons me to bone her rightly in her vagina. Good evening to you, good sir.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #3 · Posted at 2009-10-10 05:14:09am 14.5 years ago
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This one was quick:
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/m/your mom's hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: 18/m/your mom's hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #4 · Posted at 2009-10-10 05:34:45am 14.5 years ago
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You: Allo
Stranger: chocolate rasin turkey
You: Sounds delicious
Stranger: from My Family
Stranger: susan harper has served it right now
You: Can you save a piece for me?
Stranger: from a tv episode? sure thing
You: That sounds dynamite
Stranger: you are against tv?
Stranger: you sound a sensible person
You: Are you?
Stranger: i am not a sensible person
Stranger: i am even not intelligent
You: Not intelligent either
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i bet i am less intelligent than you
You: Prove it
Stranger: i am proving it by talking to you
Stranger: wait a sec
Stranger: this is an endless loop
You: shit
Stranger: damnation
Stranger: we'll never find out wh is less intelligent
Stranger: how about a draw?
You: k
Stranger: handshake?
You: handshake
Stranger: ok, bye for now
Stranger: chocolate rasin turkey
You: Sounds delicious
Stranger: from My Family
Stranger: susan harper has served it right now
You: Can you save a piece for me?
Stranger: from a tv episode? sure thing
You: That sounds dynamite
Stranger: you are against tv?
Stranger: you sound a sensible person
You: Are you?
Stranger: i am not a sensible person
Stranger: i am even not intelligent
You: Not intelligent either
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i bet i am less intelligent than you
You: Prove it
Stranger: i am proving it by talking to you
Stranger: wait a sec
Stranger: this is an endless loop
You: shit
Stranger: damnation
Stranger: we'll never find out wh is less intelligent
Stranger: how about a draw?
You: k
Stranger: handshake?
You: handshake
Stranger: ok, bye for now
Post #5 · Posted at 2009-10-10 05:48:54am 14.5 years ago
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Stranger: Hi!
You: HEY I'M DJ KONAMI
You: THE DJ OF BEATMANIA
You: Listen carefully if you wanna be a good DJ
Stranger: *pulls out revolver*
You: The gauges on both sides represent the keys and the turntable panel
You: Objects come down from the top, when they hit the red line you play the correct key
Stranger: *SHOOTS
You: Alright? Now let's start with the white key on the left
Stranger: BAM
You: THAT'S IT!
You: Now let's play a combination of white key and black key!
Stranger: WTF. Stop talking. You are dead. Dead people don't talk. You don't even have a brain to conceive your words with because it is spilled all over the floor.
You: DO IT RIGHT!
You: LET'S GO ON THE SCRATCH KEY! When a red object comes to the red line on the far right, you scratch the turntable
You: BE CAREFUL! Scratching one way counts as one time, scratching back and forth counts as two times!
You: NOW PLAY!
Stranger: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
Stranger: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
You: NOT BAD!
You: OK let's finish by playing a combination of all keys and the turntable!
Stranger: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN
Stranger: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
You: COOOOOL!
You: This is all I can show you. MAKE A GOOD SOUND
You have disconnected.
You: HEY I'M DJ KONAMI
You: THE DJ OF BEATMANIA
You: Listen carefully if you wanna be a good DJ
Stranger: *pulls out revolver*
You: The gauges on both sides represent the keys and the turntable panel
You: Objects come down from the top, when they hit the red line you play the correct key
Stranger: *SHOOTS
You: Alright? Now let's start with the white key on the left
Stranger: BAM
You: THAT'S IT!
You: Now let's play a combination of white key and black key!
Stranger: WTF. Stop talking. You are dead. Dead people don't talk. You don't even have a brain to conceive your words with because it is spilled all over the floor.
You: DO IT RIGHT!
You: LET'S GO ON THE SCRATCH KEY! When a red object comes to the red line on the far right, you scratch the turntable
You: BE CAREFUL! Scratching one way counts as one time, scratching back and forth counts as two times!
You: NOW PLAY!
Stranger: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
Stranger: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
You: NOT BAD!
You: OK let's finish by playing a combination of all keys and the turntable!
Stranger: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN
Stranger: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
You: COOOOOL!
You: This is all I can show you. MAKE A GOOD SOUND
You have disconnected.
Post #6 · Posted at 2009-10-10 06:00:03am 14.5 years ago
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Quote: Oni-91
Stranger: Hi!
You: HEY I'M DJ KONAMI
You: THE DJ OF BEATMANIA
You: Listen carefully if you wanna be a good DJ
Stranger: *pulls out revolver*
You: The gauges on both sides represent the keys and the turntable panel
You: Objects come down from the top, when they hit the red line you play the correct key
Stranger: *SHOOTS
You: Alright? Now let's start with the white key on the left
Stranger: BAM
You: THAT'S IT!
You: Now let's play a combination of white key and black key!
Stranger: WTF. Stop talking. You are dead. Dead people don't talk. You don't even have a brain to conceive your words with because it is spilled all over the floor.
You: DO IT RIGHT!
You: LET'S GO ON THE SCRATCH KEY! When a red object comes to the red line on the far right, you scratch the turntable
You: BE CAREFUL! Scratching one way counts as one time, scratching back and forth counts as two times!
You: NOW PLAY!
Stranger: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
Stranger: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
You: NOT BAD!
You: OK let's finish by playing a combination of all keys and the turntable!
Stranger: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN
Stranger: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
You: COOOOOL!
You: This is all I can show you. MAKE A GOOD SOUND
You have disconnected.
WINYou: HEY I'M DJ KONAMI
You: THE DJ OF BEATMANIA
You: Listen carefully if you wanna be a good DJ
Stranger: *pulls out revolver*
You: The gauges on both sides represent the keys and the turntable panel
You: Objects come down from the top, when they hit the red line you play the correct key
Stranger: *SHOOTS
You: Alright? Now let's start with the white key on the left
Stranger: BAM
You: THAT'S IT!
You: Now let's play a combination of white key and black key!
Stranger: WTF. Stop talking. You are dead. Dead people don't talk. You don't even have a brain to conceive your words with because it is spilled all over the floor.
You: DO IT RIGHT!
You: LET'S GO ON THE SCRATCH KEY! When a red object comes to the red line on the far right, you scratch the turntable
You: BE CAREFUL! Scratching one way counts as one time, scratching back and forth counts as two times!
You: NOW PLAY!
Stranger: SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
Stranger: WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE
You: NOT BAD!
You: OK let's finish by playing a combination of all keys and the turntable!
Stranger: BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS, MEN
Stranger: IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIL
You: COOOOOL!
You: This is all I can show you. MAKE A GOOD SOUND
You have disconnected.
Into my About Me you go.
Post #7 · Posted at 2009-10-10 06:17:26am 14.5 years ago
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: No grammar points for you.
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: No grammar points for you.
You have disconnected.
Post #8 · Posted at 2009-10-10 01:00:50pm 14.5 years ago
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You: hello
Stranger: hy
You: how do you do?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im fine thanks, and how are you?
You: I'm doing pretty good actually. I just finished beating the crap out of God Of war
You: Now there is no need for me to touch that game anymore
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: i hate that game
You: I bought the game last friday and beat it by monday night
You: I then went to play it again on God Mode to unlock the rest of the treasures
You: after that, I beat the challenge mode to unlock the costumes
You: it was a fucking pain in the ass
You: the computer was actually cheating on the last stage
You: I spen TWO whole hours on that last challenge
Stranger: wow
You: I foight the temptation to throw my controlley at a wall
Stranger: i never finished it
You: but the treasures were rather worth it though
You: the two secrets are fucking awesome
Stranger: what are they?
You: they give you two different numbers to call
You: and the message is....well, I'm not gonna spoil it
Stranger: spoil it
Stranger: i already returned it to gamestop
You: hahaa
You: well......
You: I'm not telling :3
You have disconnected.
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You: Hey kids. How you boys doing? Do you know who we are?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: who are you?
You: We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You DO remember your business partner, don't you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hy
You: how do you do?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: im fine thanks, and how are you?
You: I'm doing pretty good actually. I just finished beating the crap out of God Of war
You: Now there is no need for me to touch that game anymore
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: i hate that game
You: I bought the game last friday and beat it by monday night
You: I then went to play it again on God Mode to unlock the rest of the treasures
You: after that, I beat the challenge mode to unlock the costumes
You: it was a fucking pain in the ass
You: the computer was actually cheating on the last stage
You: I spen TWO whole hours on that last challenge
Stranger: wow
You: I foight the temptation to throw my controlley at a wall
Stranger: i never finished it
You: but the treasures were rather worth it though
You: the two secrets are fucking awesome
Stranger: what are they?
You: they give you two different numbers to call
You: and the message is....well, I'm not gonna spoil it
Stranger: spoil it
Stranger: i already returned it to gamestop
You: hahaa
You: well......
You: I'm not telling :3
You have disconnected.
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You: Hey kids. How you boys doing? Do you know who we are?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: who are you?
You: We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You DO remember your business partner, don't you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #9 · Posted at 2009-10-10 06:39:10pm 14.5 years ago
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A Wild Abra appears!
You: 'Lo.
You: Go, Giratina!
You: Giratina used False Swipe!
Stranger: Abra uses teleport, and get away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Your brain.
You: Am I real?
You: Or am I not?
You: YOU DON'T KNOW!
You have disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: A Wild Abra appears!
You: 'Lo.
You: Go, Giratina!
You: Giratina used False Swipe!
Stranger: Abra uses teleport, and get away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: Your brain.
You: Am I real?
You: Or am I not?
You: YOU DON'T KNOW!
You have disconnected.
Post #10 · Posted at 2009-10-10 06:48:15pm 14.5 years ago
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: think of a number between 1-100
You: i
You: oh wait that's an imaginary number sorry
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: how about root 2?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: think of a number between 1-100
You: i
You: oh wait that's an imaginary number sorry
Stranger: OH SHI-
You: how about root 2?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Post #11 · Posted at 2009-10-10 08:25:50pm 14.5 years ago
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Quote: Attempt #1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Breathtaking, isn't it?
Stranger: en
You: We call it Tomahna.
Stranger: what？
You: We moved here after Atrus finished writing Releeshahn.
You: He wanted us to have a new home, too.
Stranger: A good idea
You: I'm so glad to see you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Breathtaking, isn't it?
Stranger: en
You: We call it Tomahna.
Stranger: what？
You: We moved here after Atrus finished writing Releeshahn.
You: He wanted us to have a new home, too.
Stranger: A good idea
You: I'm so glad to see you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote: Attempt #2
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I apologize for the cage.
Stranger: hi, how are you
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm afraid this situation has often required of me a more primitive code of conduct that I might otherwise have chosen.
You: I am Gehn. I assume you're heard of me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
You: Yes. Well, I expect you have acquired some false information of who I am now.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: it is better
You: Not that my son would have lied to you about me. No, not Atrus.
Stranger: bye
You: It's just that... well, I'm sure he believes me to still be the depraved father I once was.
Connection asploded.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I apologize for the cage.
Stranger: hi, how are you
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm afraid this situation has often required of me a more primitive code of conduct that I might otherwise have chosen.
You: I am Gehn. I assume you're heard of me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
You: Yes. Well, I expect you have acquired some false information of who I am now.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: it is better
You: Not that my son would have lied to you about me. No, not Atrus.
Stranger: bye
You: It's just that... well, I'm sure he believes me to still be the depraved father I once was.
Connection asploded.
Quote: Attempt #3
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Ah, my friend. You've returned!
Stranger: m or F?
You: And the page, did you bring the page?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Ah, my friend. You've returned!
Stranger: m or F?
You: And the page, did you bring the page?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Brownie points if you know where those are from.
Post #12 · Posted at 2009-10-10 09:47:46pm 14.5 years ago
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Quote: ziv348
Quote: Attempt #1
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Breathtaking, isn't it?
Stranger: en
You: We call it Tomahna.
Stranger: what？
You: We moved here after Atrus finished writing Releeshahn.
You: He wanted us to have a new home, too.
Stranger: A good idea
You: I'm so glad to see you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Breathtaking, isn't it?
Stranger: en
You: We call it Tomahna.
Stranger: what？
You: We moved here after Atrus finished writing Releeshahn.
You: He wanted us to have a new home, too.
Stranger: A good idea
You: I'm so glad to see you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Quote: Attempt #2
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I apologize for the cage.
Stranger: hi, how are you
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm afraid this situation has often required of me a more primitive code of conduct that I might otherwise have chosen.
You: I am Gehn. I assume you're heard of me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
You: Yes. Well, I expect you have acquired some false information of who I am now.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: it is better
You: Not that my son would have lied to you about me. No, not Atrus.
Stranger: bye
You: It's just that... well, I'm sure he believes me to still be the depraved father I once was.
Connection asploded.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I apologize for the cage.
Stranger: hi, how are you
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hi
You: I'm afraid this situation has often required of me a more primitive code of conduct that I might otherwise have chosen.
You: I am Gehn. I assume you're heard of me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
You: Yes. Well, I expect you have acquired some false information of who I am now.
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
Stranger: it is better
You: Not that my son would have lied to you about me. No, not Atrus.
Stranger: bye
You: It's just that... well, I'm sure he believes me to still be the depraved father I once was.
Connection asploded.
Quote: Attempt #3
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Ah, my friend. You've returned!
Stranger: m or F?
You: And the page, did you bring the page?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Ah, my friend. You've returned!
Stranger: m or F?
You: And the page, did you bring the page?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Brownie points if you know where those are from.
MYST III: EXILE and RIVEN: THE SEQUEL TO MYST and MYST!! BOOO-YAH!!
Post #13 · Posted at 2009-10-11 01:17:46am 14.5 years ago
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Quote: ziv348
Brownie points if you know where those are from.
MYST III: EXILE and RIVEN: THE SEQUEL TO MYST and MYST!! BOOO-YAH!!
Very good!
Brownie points added.Post #14 · Posted at 2009-10-11 03:28:07am 14.5 years ago
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Stranger: häntä
Stranger: helou
You: 簡易モード敗者です！大爆笑だ
Stranger: i totally agree
You: :3
Stranger: do u have
Stranger: a catt
Stranger: ttttttt
Stranger: only one t
You: 私は、猫の必要はありません。 ：（
Stranger:
猫いいです
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Stranger: helou
You: 簡易モード敗者です！大爆笑だ
Stranger: i totally agree
You: :3
Stranger: do u have
Stranger: a catt
Stranger: ttttttt
Stranger: only one t
You: 私は、猫の必要はありません。 ：（
Stranger:
猫いいです
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Post #15 · Posted at 2009-10-11 05:42:24am 14.5 years ago
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You've given me a new hobby. 
You: hi
Stranger: are you my shoe?
You: hell no
Stranger: okeyy
Stranger: what are you then
You: I'm a man 18 years old looking for love
Stranger: oh thats sweet;)<3
You:
Stranger: i was juste having a little fun
Stranger: so where du you live?
You: Hyrule
Stranger: country?
You: gamelon
Stranger: va fan!
Stranger: jäkla skit land eller vad!?;oo
You: Yes?
Stranger: va eh de för jävla apland
Stranger: gamelon!!!
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You: hi
Stranger: did he get the message?
You: I got a hard on :O
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You: hi
Stranger: are you my shoe?
You: hell no
Stranger: okeyy
Stranger: what are you then
You: I'm a man 18 years old looking for love
Stranger: oh thats sweet;)<3
You:
Stranger: i was juste having a little fun
Stranger: so where du you live?
You: Hyrule
Stranger: country?
You: gamelon
Stranger: va fan!
Stranger: jäkla skit land eller vad!?;oo
You: Yes?
Stranger: va eh de för jävla apland
Stranger: gamelon!!!
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You: hi
Stranger: did he get the message?
You: I got a hard on :O
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Post #16 · Posted at 2009-10-12 11:22:44pm 14.5 years ago
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: f
You: but I also have a cock
You: is that ok with you?
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You: hi
Stranger: f/m
You: f
You: but I also have a cock
You: is that ok with you?
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Post #17 · Posted at 2009-11-18 04:52:26pm 14.4 years ago
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Quote
You: inb4strangersayshi
You: nyuk nyuk nyuk
Stranger: tell me you're not a weirdo
You: ok
You: I'm not a weirdo
You: I'm just a funny man
Stranger: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: okay seriously, hi
You: hi
You: what kind if people did you come across?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well... i'll skip the ones that lasted 12 seconds
Stranger: hey.. asl... you horny..... disconnect
Stranger: lol
You: hahaah
You: I"d rather ask for the time
You: much better way to get their location
You: in relation to my own
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I give you the time
Stranger: you guess my area?
You: sure
Stranger: 12:48 A.M. Wednesday Morning
You: you're living in the past
You: I'm in the future by three hours
You: so you're probably in california
Stranger: atleast that means you're american
Stranger: wow you pwned me
You: hahaha
You: a person on the internet admitting defeat
You: that's rare
Stranger: I am totally in california.. like like like like
You: I'm in florida
Stranger: lol I like to think I am rare..
Stranger: Don't you die in the humidity..
Stranger: I would
You: what humidity?
You: Arizona is worse!!!
Stranger: lmfao!
Stranger: pffttt arizona is DRY heat
Stranger: florida is like... horrible!
You: we're experiencing some cold fronts right now
You: it's ok
You: but it made me realize that I got used to the air conditioning
Stranger: lol
Stranger: will you give me the privledge of knowing your name?
You: nah, then there wouldn't be a point in using this chat
You: just call me sledlake if you want
Stranger: aight, np
Stranger: stranger is easier
You: that works too
Stranger: the interesting ones always leave you guessing..
Stranger: suppose that is life
You: yep
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You: nyuk nyuk nyuk
Stranger: tell me you're not a weirdo
You: ok
You: I'm not a weirdo
You: I'm just a funny man
Stranger: yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: okay seriously, hi
You: hi
You: what kind if people did you come across?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: well... i'll skip the ones that lasted 12 seconds
Stranger: hey.. asl... you horny..... disconnect
Stranger: lol
You: hahaah
You: I"d rather ask for the time
You: much better way to get their location
You: in relation to my own
Stranger: alright
Stranger: I give you the time
Stranger: you guess my area?
You: sure
Stranger: 12:48 A.M. Wednesday Morning
You: you're living in the past
You: I'm in the future by three hours
You: so you're probably in california
Stranger: atleast that means you're american
Stranger: wow you pwned me
You: hahaha
You: a person on the internet admitting defeat
You: that's rare
Stranger: I am totally in california.. like like like like
You: I'm in florida
Stranger: lol I like to think I am rare..
Stranger: Don't you die in the humidity..
Stranger: I would
You: what humidity?
You: Arizona is worse!!!
Stranger: lmfao!
Stranger: pffttt arizona is DRY heat
Stranger: florida is like... horrible!
You: we're experiencing some cold fronts right now
You: it's ok
You: but it made me realize that I got used to the air conditioning
Stranger: lol
Stranger: will you give me the privledge of knowing your name?
You: nah, then there wouldn't be a point in using this chat
You: just call me sledlake if you want
Stranger: aight, np
Stranger: stranger is easier
You: that works too
Stranger: the interesting ones always leave you guessing..
Stranger: suppose that is life
You: yep
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Post #18 · Posted at 2009-11-18 09:02:40pm 14.4 years ago
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How about we start this night under the night sky. Just you and me.
You: How about it. ;)
Stranger: Lets go out on the roof deck.
You: Anything for you. ;)
Stranger: And so our night begins here on the floor.
You: It does.
Stranger: I now reach out for your under garments.
You: Shoopdawhoop!!!!1!
You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: But all I wanted to do was have a little fun.
You: Go play a silly card game meant for kids. I heard people of your age are into it.
Stranger: I'd rather have sex with you. D:
You: Of course you would.
Stranger: Anything for sex.
Stranger: *Takes out some cookies*
You: *Takes out a condom*
Stranger:
You: What? No rape after I even let you rape me? Too slow. You sir have no right to proceed any further.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: ive been a naughty school girl, i need you to spank me
You: I'll do more than spank you ;)
Stranger: o i have been naughty do what you need to do!
You: I'll do it.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 f korea.Asl please
You: F/17/Rhode Island.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: How about we start this night under the night sky. Just you and me.
You: How about it. ;)
Stranger: Lets go out on the roof deck.
You: Anything for you. ;)
Stranger: And so our night begins here on the floor.
You: It does.
Stranger: I now reach out for your under garments.
You: Shoopdawhoop!!!!1!
You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: But all I wanted to do was have a little fun.
You: Go play a silly card game meant for kids. I heard people of your age are into it.
Stranger: I'd rather have sex with you. D:
You: Of course you would.
Stranger: Anything for sex.
Stranger: *Takes out some cookies*
You: *Takes out a condom*
Stranger:
You: What? No rape after I even let you rape me? Too slow. You sir have no right to proceed any further.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi.
Stranger: ive been a naughty school girl, i need you to spank me
You: I'll do more than spank you ;)
Stranger: o i have been naughty do what you need to do!
You: I'll do it.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 19 f korea.Asl please
You: F/17/Rhode Island.
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Post #19 · Posted at 2009-11-24 05:15:04am 14.4 years ago
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
Stranger: are u finland ?
You: nein, deutschlander
Stranger: wtf fukin deuutschleoganvkl
Stranger: joo moro
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: moi
Stranger: are u finland ?
You: nein, deutschlander
Stranger: wtf fukin deuutschleoganvkl
Stranger: joo moro
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Post #20 · Posted at 2009-11-24 05:30:14am 14.4 years ago
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ello
You: hallo
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well that's what it told me to do...
Stranger: ello
You: hallo
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well that's what it told me to do...