Post #1 · Posté à 2024-04-01 08:59:53pm il y a 1.5 mois
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In case anyone hasn't found out yet, today, RemyWiki announced that the BEMANI Sound Team has been laid off, and has also announced a number of fictitious BEMANI games.
Post #2 · Posté à 2024-04-01 09:57:31pm il y a 1.5 mois
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Last updated: 2024-04-01 10:03pm
some good shit:
"After each credit, a message displays telling players to find a partner and have children to solve the Japanese birth rate crisis."
"All suggestive character design jackets depicting minors have been removed and replaced with AI-generated images with text, just like how recent DanceDanceRevolution jackets have been made. Lazy fucks."
"The card generator is also able to produce business cards for former BEMANI Sound Team artists, since they're out of a job now."
"Potential sex offenders are prevented from playing the game. Whether or not a player is a potential sex offender is determined solely by the most played songs on SOUND VOLTEX in their e-amusement account."
"Total songs: a LOT"
"Final BEMANI console game, and the game made prior to laying off their entire staff."
"NFT's curated by Konami Amusement or Konami Digital Entertainment can be exchanged for PASELI based on their current market value (which is 0)."
"Accessing e-amusement servers through VPN networks not approved by Konami will crash the game and corrupt hard drive data. Furthermore, all devices connected to the network will be infected by a WannaCry worm forked by Konami Amusement. Ransom payments to decrypt compromised data must be paid with PASELI."
"The maximum amount of Stars (★) a player can hold has been raised from 200 to 65535."
"BEMANI Sound Team'nt"
"After each credit, a message displays telling players to find a partner and have children to solve the Japanese birth rate crisis."
"All suggestive character design jackets depicting minors have been removed and replaced with AI-generated images with text, just like how recent DanceDanceRevolution jackets have been made. Lazy fucks."
"The card generator is also able to produce business cards for former BEMANI Sound Team artists, since they're out of a job now."
"Potential sex offenders are prevented from playing the game. Whether or not a player is a potential sex offender is determined solely by the most played songs on SOUND VOLTEX in their e-amusement account."
"Total songs: a LOT"
"Final BEMANI console game, and the game made prior to laying off their entire staff."
"NFT's curated by Konami Amusement or Konami Digital Entertainment can be exchanged for PASELI based on their current market value (which is 0)."
"Accessing e-amusement servers through VPN networks not approved by Konami will crash the game and corrupt hard drive data. Furthermore, all devices connected to the network will be infected by a WannaCry worm forked by Konami Amusement. Ransom payments to decrypt compromised data must be paid with PASELI."
"The maximum amount of Stars (★) a player can hold has been raised from 200 to 65535."
"BEMANI Sound Team'nt"
Post #3 · Posté à 2024-04-01 10:22:55pm il y a 1.5 mois
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For all the silly stuff on the DDR F page, I wouldn't mind Chuuden being added and/or the classic DDR songs supposedly being added back in
Must've been a real pain in the neck to throw together either way
Must've been a real pain in the neck to throw together either way
Post #4 · Posté à 2024-04-01 11:41:33pm il y a 1.5 mois
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Characters’ dance choreographies are now AI-generated and have collision detection.
If a character falls off the stage, they will not return until the next credit.
If a character falls off the stage, they will not return until the next credit.
This killed me.
Post #5 · Posté à 2024-04-02 12:25:33am il y a 1.5 mois
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My personal favorite:
"The speaker pop bug found in DanceDanceRevolution A has been brought back."
"The speaker pop bug found in DanceDanceRevolution A has been brought back."
Post #6 · Posté à 2024-04-02 01:54:25am il y a 1.5 mois
I liked the addition of hard charts to DANCERUSH STARDOM. Those should seriously be in the actual game.
Speaking of which, it seriously would have been cool to have BMS songs in DDR, as well as another color-themed event. Plus, many of the difficulty changes there were also well needed.
Speaking of which, it seriously would have been cool to have BMS songs in DDR, as well as another color-themed event. Plus, many of the difficulty changes there were also well needed.
Post #7 · Posté à 2024-04-02 02:10:58am il y a 1.5 mois
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My favorite RoughSketch song, ඞ
Post #8 · Posté à 2024-04-02 03:10:19am il y a 1.5 mois
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The 2024 April Fools pages are now archived into my user profile. Happy reading!
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_Freelancia
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_DDR_F
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_SDVX_AB
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_jb_Dine-In
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_pnm_Zaibatsu
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_GD_LIVECREW
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_DRS2 (the best one)
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_Freelancia
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_DDR_F
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_SDVX_AB
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_jb_Dine-In
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_pnm_Zaibatsu
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_GD_LIVECREW
https://remywiki.com/User:RGTM/AC_DRS2 (the best one)
Post #9 · Posté à 2024-04-02 12:48:48pm il y a 1.5 mois
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Touchscreen support added. However, touchscreens for DanceDanceRevolution cabinets are not in development.
BeatStream and ノスタルジア cabinets can be converted to DanceDanceRevolution F. However, hardware support for dance pads is unavailable.
This one KILLED me.
BeatStream and ノスタルジア cabinets can be converted to DanceDanceRevolution F. However, hardware support for dance pads is unavailable.
This one KILLED me.
