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Post #3481 · Publicado en 2023-10-01 08:14:34am Hace 7.8 meses

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a very strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, and again fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?

The monks reply, You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles, when you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 54 years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.

He says, I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.

The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.

The monks lead the man to a wooden door where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it.

Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire, And so it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.

Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.

The man is relieved to know that he has finally reached to the end.

He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.

But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
deez nuts

Post #3482 · Publicado en 2023-10-01 02:59:52pm Hace 7.8 meses

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"THEY GOT EVERYWHERE!"
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Post #3483 · Publicado en 2023-10-02 01:57:43pm Hace 7.7 meses

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"Pretty Good"
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Post #3484 · Publicado en 2023-10-02 04:30:14pm Hace 7.7 meses

Post #3485 · Publicado en 2023-10-02 04:55:40pm Hace 7.7 meses

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Then the lion lowered his head to the frog, and added
“And I eat wide mouthed frogs.”

“Wow! That’s great!” said the frog,
who then pursed his mouth and said

“You don’t see many of them around these days!”
deez nuts

Post #3486 · Publicado en 2023-10-02 10:47:38pm Hace 7.7 meses

Post #3487 · Publicado en 2023-12-18 04:43:20am Hace 5.2 meses

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Nintendo Network ID: d-featherNintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-0673-4631-10373DS Friend Code: 3437-3316-2161
"Still here, somehow."
muito tempo para audiosurf 2 (too long for audiosurf 2 brasiliero)
Also known as d-feather.

More active on Twitter nowadays. I'm also probably the only casual DDR player with an eAmuse pass.

Post #3488 · Publicado en 2023-12-18 04:46:32am Hace 5.2 meses

Post #3489 · Publicado en 2023-12-19 04:35:59am Hace 5.2 meses

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Post #3490 · Publicado en 2023-12-19 05:07:08am Hace 5.1 meses

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"THEY GOT EVERYWHERE!"
Comment down below: What is your favorite color? Or, if you can't pick a favorite color, which I totally understand, just list your top three or five or whatever. I personally am a big fan of bright teal, but I like a lot of bright colors like green and blue.

Note: The stuff used to make Spot and her zebra colorful was 100% safe and didn't harm either of them.

Post #3491 · Publicado en 2024-05-01 04:34:43pm Hace 3 semanas

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C: Mike Piazza
1B: Mark McGwire
2B: Mookie Betts
3B: Mike Schmidt
SS: Miguel Tejada
LF: Mike Trout
CF: Mickey Mantle
RF: Mel Ott
DH: Manny Ramirez
SP: Max Scherzer
deez nuts

Post #3492 · Publicado en 2024-05-01 08:50:55pm Hace 3 semanas

Post #3493 · Publicado en 2024-05-02 01:09:23am Hace 3 semanas

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Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2249-7707-55923DS Friend Code: 2578-3309-2697
"i was born at a very young age"

Post #3494 · Publicado en 2024-05-02 01:16:45am Hace 3 semanas

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"THEY GOT EVERYWHERE!"
Pilot
All About Honesty
All About What You Really, Really Want
All About the Power Position
All About Friends and Family
All About Appearances
All About the Haves and the Have-Nots
All About Defining Yourself
All About Insecurities
All About Overcompensating
All About Love, Actually
All About the Ripple Effect
All About What Lies Beneath
All About Tough Love
All About the Big Picture
All About Confessions
All About Betrayal

Post #3495 · Publicado en 2024-05-22 01:09:52am Hace 1.1 días

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Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2249-7707-55923DS Friend Code: 2578-3309-2697
"i was born at a very young age"

Post #3496 · Publicado en 2024-05-22 02:25:12am Hace 1 día

Post #3497 · Publicado en 2024-05-22 06:54:04am Hace 21.7 horas

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Nintendo Network ID: Sigrev2Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-2884-7660-37993DS Friend Code: 3883-7652-3160
"suffering from success"
SKINNY (ISOLATED VOCALS)

Post #3498 · Publicado en 2024-05-22 06:30:12pm Hace 10.1 horas

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"THEY GOT EVERYWHERE!"
I'm not drawing your sticky green foot at 2:30 in the morning. But look how it glistens.
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